“Nnng… I missed you…” J said playfully as Cadence slid his newly hardened dick into her pussy.

Candace stared at him for a little bit. “Just shut up.” She stated, “You didn’t go anywhere!”

J sighed and bounced her up, “I know.” He said with a groan. They both turned and noticed Star sitting back in a chair, eating a sandwich while he watched.

“Oh no don’t let me stop ya mate.” Star said with his mouth full.

J looked back at Cadence, “So… continue?” He asked.

“Yes. Just do it ignore him.” She said, “That’s what I plan on doing for now.” She moaned as J picked up pounding into her.

“Yeah, stop chewing the fat and continue.” Star said, taking another bite.

“Go suck one Armenian Queen.” J responded as he started playing with Cadence’s breasts.

“Mmhm…” Star mumbled, kicking the chair back and tilting it back against the wall as he watched.

“Caddie after this… how about we go to see a movie?” J asked as he slammed her up even harder.

Cadence moaned in response and grabbed J’s shoulders, “S… s… sure…” She stammered.

“WHAT THE FUCK!” Star screamed as a searing hot pan of eggs hit him in the side of the face.

“I’M NOT MAKING YOUR GOD DAMN BREAKFAST!” Fluttershy screamed.

“That’s your job Comrade Star. Go make us some hevchik!” J said as he kissed Cadence.

“I don’t need your earbashin!” Star said angrily, “And why the hell do ya keep callin me Star?”

“If that isn’t your name. Which it is. Then what is it?” J questioned between kisses.

“It’s Dex…” Star said weakly, rubbing the grease off his face.

“Sure… sure…” J groaned, “Caddie here it comes… are you ready?”

Cadence nodded vigorously.

“And YOU TWO!” Fluttershy said angrily, stopping in front of J and Cadence as she glared down at the two of them. “YOU ARE GOING TO FIX STAR RIGHT NOW!”

J pushed his knot upwards into Cadence.

“Well… what happened?” Cadence asked as she cuddled against J.

“I ain’t got no magic. I can’t help you here!” J said.

“You put the spell on him, you are going to fix it.” Fluttershy said to Cadence.

“I know I put the spell on him. But did anything HAPPEN before he became THIS?” Cadence asked as she stared up at Fluttershy.

“Well… He was making breakfast…” Fluttershy said.

“Anything else? Or should we just get him to cook again?” Cadence asked.

“We were talking about Minecraft… And Doctor Who.” Fluttershy shrugged.

“Did he say anything odd?” Cadence asked. “Sorry. Did he say anything and then start acting strangely, like Twilight and science?”

“Well uh… The last thing I remember him saying was ‘drifter’ but…” Fluttershy said.

J whistled loudly, “Hey ass-hat you a hobo?” He asked Star.

“Yep.” Star said, taking another bite of his sandwich as he rubbed his cheek.

“So what do you do drift around a lot?” J asked.

“Yep.” Star mumbled.

“So… what does that make you an… um… help me out a little here…” J said with a small smile.

“Well for awhile I was a sandgroper but…” Star said, seeming lost in thought.

J whispered something to Cadence, “Say drifter for me and you can nail Cadence.” J said raising Cadence’s ass up a little.

Star choked, “DRIFTER!” He shouted. “W…Why am I eating a sandwich? I hate banana…”

“And it worked!” J said as Cadence forcer her ass back down and slapped J.

“Don’t do that again!” She said angrily.

“You’re welcome Fluttershy.” J said when he looked up at her.

“Why does my face hurt…” Star said confused.

“Oh!” Fluttershy said, rushing over, “Let me take care of that… I’m so sorry.”

“This sandwich tastes terrible.” Star said.

“W...I made it for you…” Fluttershy said.

“And by that I meant I love it and you and everything you do for me… Sweetie pumpkin...” Star said quickly.

J rubbed Cadence’s back, “I wouldn’t have let him fuck you Caddie… you’re mine and mine alone!” He said as he kissed her on the neck.

“Shut up. I understand why you did it… just don’t do it again without my permission.” She said.

“So Star… how ya doing?” J asked, “Still feel like making breakfast?”

“Sure!” Star said, jumping up and running to the kitchen, “Hey uh what were we… Oh yeah, Doctor Who!”

“Nope! Just shut the hell up and make breakfast!” J said. “While you were doing whatever I explained it to Fluttershy.”

“Explained what?” Star shouted into the living room.

“Just make breakfast already.” J said, “After we’re all going to see a movie.”

“Wow! I guess my plan really worked didn’t it?” Star said with a laugh as the stove clicked on.

“So who wants to see Twilight?” J asked.

Star rushed out of the kitchen, “THE NEW ONE IS OUT??” He said quickly.

“HA GAAAAY!” J said as he pointed at Star.

“No, Bi… But really are we seeing Twilight? Or did you mean Twilight Sparkle?” Star asked, walking sadly back to the kitchen.

“Any movie we go to…” Cadence began.

“Is there a sex scene in the new Twilight?” J asked.

Fluttershy shook her head.

“Damn… let’s go see… any ideas anyone?” J asked.

“How about the One Direction movie?” Fluttershy asked. Immediately they heard all the pans stop moving in the kitchen.

“You mean One Dick?” J asked. “Cuz that’s all they have to share between them.”

Eight tentacles shot out from the kitchen and wrapped around Fluttershy, one covering her mouth, “You… Suffer…” Star said, dragging her slowly into the kitchen as she stared at J, her eyes wide with horror.

“Star. Let’s go see Man Of Steel.” J said. “And let Fluttershy go or I’ll get real fucking scary real fucking fast. She didn’t know. And I’m scared that I even know why you hate them so much.”

Fluttershy’s mouth was uncovered for a split second, “STAR SAY DRIFTER!” She yelled.

“Why would I say Drifter.” He said as the tentacles instantly receded back into him. “Where’s my damn sandwich?”

“Mmm great.” J said covering Cadence’s ass. “Thank you for doing that Fluttershy.”

“I was scared…” She said quietly.

“Now his life is in danger if he does the unthinkable.” J said.

“Oh yeah… I remember a certain promise…” Dex said, looking at Cadence.

Cadence shook her head, “I do not want to get pregnant.” She stated.

“Well he shouldn’t have said that.” Dex shrugged, starting to take his pants off.

“Touch me and you will suffer through pain you never thought possible.” Cadence said in an calm tone. “Do you understand?”

“Mmm…” Dex mumbled, looking at J in pain, “I think J is right. He made a promise…”

“So you want to rot in the bottom of a Canterlot dungeon with no hope of escape for raping a Princess?” Cadence questioned.

“Oh stop being such a whinge... I’m only jokin.” Dex said.

“Good.” Cadence said, “You have your own girl over there.” She pointed at Fluttershy.

“She’s pretty…” Dex shrugged, “But she’s no you.”

Fluttershy smacked him upside the head.

“Point taken.” Dex said.

“You’re turn to get him back Fluttershy.” J said, “I need to get ready… and ‘check’ on Blaze. You wanna come help Caddie Bear?”

“Yeah. I will.” Cadence said as she got off his lap and stood up. She wrapped her towel back around herself, “And Star. Or Dex. Whatever your name is, I don’t take those kinds of jokes lightly. I’m not some hussie that anyone can fuck whenever they want to. I’m the Princess of Love and my love is only for Joe Joe.” She said with a huff.

“Well excuuuuse me princess!” Dex said with a laugh.

“Chain him to the chair and put in the Super Mario Bros movie Joe Joe. Maybe that will teach him his place.” Cadence said.

“And by that I mean yes princess…” Dex said.

Cadence glared at him before walking upstairs.

“Hey Dex… You touch my daughter and I’ll skin you alive k?” J said as he looked up at Dex.

“Who’s your daughter and why would I touch her? I’m not a pedophile…” Dex said curiously.

The front door opened up.

“Then why did you break her friend in our tub nonetheless!” J responded.

“See ya later Applebloom!” Scootaloo said as she entered the house.

“The only person I’ve had sex with in the past month is Kit, da fuck you talkin about?” Star said.

Dash entered in behind Scootaloo, “Where is he?” She asked quickly.

“Down in the basement.” J responded.

Dash rushed past them and ran into the basement.

“Who’s the colorful one?” Dex asked.

“Rainbow Dash. And don’t worry she’s not one to say no on a regular basis.” J said.

“Um…” Fluttershy said, “Lemmy… Can’t you do anything?”

“Who’s Le-” Dex said, collapsing to the floor in pain.

“Hey Scoots.” J said as she hopped onto his lap.

“You’re back!” Scootaloo said with a mix of happiness and sadness.

“Go talk with Cadence she’s going to find a way to change me back and forth.” J said.

“Nah I’m fine right here.” Scootaloo said as she started stroking his dick.

“Nnng…” J groaned as he leaned back and let Scootaloo work at him.

Dex’s nose and eyes started to trickle blood slightly.

“Jesus Lemmy... Stop!” Fluttershy said as Dex suddenly could breathe again.

“The… Fuck?” Dex said, jumping to his feet and backing against the wall.

“Not gonna help he’s inside you.” J said. He moaned suddenly, “Mmm right there…”

“J… Just say drifter…” Fluttershy said, approaching him.

“You stay the fuck away from me.” Dex said, teleporting outside and sprinting away.

J picked up his phone and dialed a number, “Yeah… Pinkie we’ll need a search party.” He said.

“Yeah I know… I know I’ll come over… Okay…” He said again. His face flushed, “Oh… really… you… okay.”

“WAIT!” Fluttershy shouted, bursting out the door after him.

“And she’s gone… Yeah… get Twilight. We’ll need a copy… and get Twilight to help she’ll be able to overpower his magic.” J said, “Yeah I’ll be ov-. Oh okay… so during the movie… okay. What movie?” J smiled, “Yep I’ll be there.”

“Nnng… Pinkie… that’ll…” J began as Scootaloo shoved the phone out of his hand and mounted him.

“I’m ready…” She said.

“Let the games begin…” J said as he pushed into her.

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“Give it up Dex we have you now!” J said as he stepped in front of the ladder. Twilight had a shield blocking Dex from going backwards.

“Oh hey you guys.” Dex said, taking a bite out of an apple, “Welcome to my humble abode.”

“Where’s Fluttershy Dex?” J questioned.

“Oh yeah.” Dex said, pointing to the ceiling. Fluttershy was hanging upside down and bound, her mouth covered by a bandana. She looked incredibly angry.

“Wow. And I thought I was the one who set up traps like that… I need to step up my game.” J said as he looked back at Dex. “Whose crown is that?”

“Some girl named Rarity.” Dex shrugged, “She was an easy target.” He said, patting the pile of money.

“Somehow I feel… uncomfortable… did you by any chance anger a girl named Pinkie Pie?” J asked looking a little worried.

“Yeah, took a few of these from her.” Dex said as he held up a few small boxes.

J’s eyes went wide, “Twilight… evacuate us now…” He said as his body went rigid.

“Oh I’m sure she won’t miss em.” Dex said, pulling a small ball from one of the boxes and throwing it at Twilight. It hit her and exploded, sticking her face to the side of the sewer with sticky confetti.

“MMMPH!” Twilight screamed.

“Here let me help…” A very dark voice said.

“Oh… god please have mercy on m-” J stopped himself and looked down at Dex. “Apologize now… or none of us are leaving this sewer alive…”

Dex shrugged, “I guess I should. These things look pretty hard to make. They’re awesome thats for sure.” He said, holding one up to the light.

“Yeah… I know how hard they are to make… I helped.” J said as he backed away.

“Where do you think you’re going?” Pinkamena asked J as she appeared behind him.

J stopped dead in his tracks.

“Hey!” Dex said, “You gotta show me how to make these. You look different…”

“Would you like to help me make cupcakes?” Pinkamena asked a sick smile spread across her face.

“I’m no cook. Why don’t you ask J?” Dex said.

“Oh I don’t need a cook silly… I just need someone to carry down the… heavier supplies…” Pinkamena said. She slowly licked J’s neck.

J mouthed, ‘Please help me.’ To Dex.

“Hey… Pinkie is it?” Dex said, jumping to his feet.

“No… my name is Pinkamena Diane Pie.” Pinkamena said as she slowly stroked J’s face. “You’d be a great helper J… too bad you have another purpose for me.”

“Well Pinkamena. I’m sorry I stole them. How’s about I pay you triple what they’re worth?” Dex said, tapping the pile of money with his foot.

“Well if you come with me and help me out a little I’m sure I can give you some more…” Pinkamena said now she was rubbing J’s chest.

“Absolutely!” Dex said.

“MMMMPH!” Fluttershy and Twilight screamed.

J shook his head no, “Don’t!” He said before he yelped in pain.

“Don’t be a party pooper J…” Pinkamena said as she licked his cheek, “You don’t want to know what I do to party poopers…”

“Yeah stop being such a wowser. Lead the way Pinkamena.” Dex said.

J spun around and quickly tackled Pinkamena revealing the knife wound in his back. “GO JUST FUCKING RUN!” He screamed.

Dex’s eyes went wide as he grabbed the boxes and teleported away.

“DAMN IT!” Twilight said, ripping her face free.

J knocked the knife away and Pinkie returned to normal he fell to the side but was instantly caught by Pinke, “What happened?!?!” She asked quickly.

“Cupcakes… almost happened…” J stammered, “Hospital… now… don’t… want shit in my wound…”

Pinkie automatically started crying and dropped J onto the concrete.

“AH MY BACK!” J yelled in pain.

“MMPH!” Fluttershy yelled again, struggling in the ropes.

“I’ll get her down…” Twilight said as the ropes began to untie themselves.

“Yeah… you do that… I’ll just bleed out of my two stab wounds…” J said. “Sorry… three….”

Fluttershy flipped around, landing on her feet. She looked very dirty, her hair disheveled as she approached twilight.

“Which way… Did he go…” Fluttershy said, a terrifying smile on her face.

Twilight instantly pointed down the sewer. Fluttershy started hovering and bolted down the tunnel.

“Please… continue to ignore me dying.” J said, “That’ll help so much.”

“Sorry!” Twilight said, grabbing J. Pinkie helped after she stopped crying.

“Fast… before… I go… oh… pretty colors…” J said as his head lolled to the side.

“Yep… Hospital it is.” Twilight said as the three of them disappeared.

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Fluttershy flew into the large open room, spotting Dex in the corner. She slowly flew towards him, trying to catch him off guard. Before she grabbed him she stopped, her expression changing from anger to concern.

“Why are you crying?” Fluttershy asked. His head jolted up, staring at her.

“Just go away…” Dex said. She ignored him, taking a seat against the wall next to him.

“I can’t do that.” Fluttershy said, putting a hand on his arm. He looked at her, wiping the tears from his face.

“Why do you care anyway?” Dex asked.

“The same reason you cared about Cadence when she was crying.” She said.

He stopped, looking back down at the floor.

“Talk to me…” Fluttershy said.

“I’ve just been… Alone. For a long time…” Dex said.

“What about your friends? Kit? Fez?” Fluttershy asked.

“Yeah… But they’ll just move on eventually. Like they always do… I have no family, I never have…” Dex said.

“You don’t have a mom or dad?” She asked.

“I’m an orphan… What do you think?” Dex said, “That’s why I live here… I move from place to place.”

“And your friends don’t?” She questioned.

“Sometimes… For awhile… But they always find some place to stay or settle down.” He said.

“Well you can live with us… We care about you.” Fluttershy said.

“No…” Dex said, “I don’t…”

“You don’t what?” She asked.

“I don’t deserve you. Or any of you…” Dex said.

“Why would you say that?” She said, placing a hand on his back.

“All I do is steal and hurt… I don’t deserve you… You’re amazing… J saved my damn life, and I don’t even know why.”

“That’s because he cares about you!” She said.

“Maybe so… But I don’t care about him. And that’s why I can’t stay here anymore…” Dex said, on the verge of tears again.

“What… Are you talking about?” Fluttershy said.

“Drifter.” Dex said.

“Wait!” She said, grabbing his arm.

“What?” Star said, “Why are we in the sewers?”

“I… Y… You hit your head…” Fluttershy said quietly.

“That doesn’t… Really explain why I’m here but… Okay.” Star shrugged.

“We should go see J… He’s probably at the hospital by now.” Fluttershy said.

“J is in the hospital?!” Star said, jumping to his feet, “Well why are we talking? Let’s get a move on!”

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“Fuck my life…” J moaned in agony. “That’s the last time I hunt down any damn thugs…”

Pinkie was sitting in a chair beside the bed her head was on his chest and she was sobbing uncontrollably.

“Hey… hey it’s alright I’m fine… that’s all that matters…” He started then he whispered something into her ear and her crying slowed a little. “As long as we’re all fine… that’s all I care about.” He looked up as Star and Fluttershy entered the room, “Hey you two… everything alright?” He asked. He went back to gently rubbing Pinkie’s back and neck with his one uninjured arm.

“Yeah… You okay man?” Star said, rushing over to his side.

“Yeah… as okay as I can be after getting stabbed in the back, arm, and stomach.” J responded. His hand now playing with Pinkie’s hair.

Pinkie’s crying slowed even more and she gently rubbed her face against his chest.

“Hey… Did you need anything from home?” Star said, grabbing his hand.

“Nah… I’m fine. The Doc says I’m lucky I got here so soon. Thanks to Pinkie and Twilight I live another day.” J said with a smile.

“Glad you two were by his side? Did you catch the son of a bitch that did this to him?” Star asked.

Pinkie looked up at J for a few seconds she looked like she was on the verge of tears again.

“Sh… shh… It’s alright Pinkie.” J said soothingly as Pinkie crawled up on the bed beside him, “Agh… still a little sore from the surgery to seal up my stomach… God that knife sliced deeply…”

Star’s hands shot up to his mouth, “Oh god… I… I’m sorry…” He said.

“No… the bastard isn’t going very far… I got him good… plus it’s the sewers… he’s going to die down there.” J said quickly.

“J…” Star said.

J looked at Star, “I know what happened. The truth can’t leave this room got it?” J questioned.

“Yeah… It won’t.” Star said, “You sure you didn’t need anything?”

“Just tell Cadence what I told you. The guy is dead. I’m fine so is everyone else.” J said as he looked over at Pinkie, “And can you bring the unmarked DVD case here? I really want to watch the movie. And I’m sure Pinkie does too.” He paused for a second, “And I don’t care if you look inside. Or if you want to stay and watch it with us.”

“Sure thing. I can’t wait to feel the wrath of Cadence for not telling her about this sooner…” Star laughed.

“It’s only been an hour or so since I arrived…” J said.

“Oh I know…” Star said.

“Yah know what?” J asked.

“What?” Star said.

“Bring the movie and the recording in later… right now I’m high as a kite and am about to crash. Can ya’ll leave us alone for now? Check back in a few hours.” J said as he cuddled weakly against Pinkie and fell asleep.

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“And thats what happened…” Star said.

“Is… He okay?” Rainbow Dash asked.

“He’s fine… Just wanted some alone time to sleep.” Star said as Cadence jumped up and ran out the door. “Or not…”

“Well… Are you and Fluttershy okay?” Dash asked.

“Yeah we’re all fine, J kinda saved our asses.” Star shrugged.

“Well I don’t care what he wants. I’m going to see how he’s doing.” Rarity said, standing up and grabbing her coat.

“Me too.” Applejack said.

“Us too.” Scootaloo, Applebloom, and Sweetie Belle said.

“So I guess it’s settled… We’re all going?” Star said.

“Yep.” Dash said, bolting out the door.

“DASH!” Star yelled as she came back in.

“Yeah?” She said.

“DVD.” Star said, throwing her a case.

“Gotcha.” She said as she caught it, flying towards the hospital.