“Hey you three.” Applejack greeted as Star, Fluttershy, and Rarity walked up to her.

“Hi.” Fluttershy said.

“So what do ya need?” AJ asked as she picked up the shovel. “At least they left us one.”

“Who?” Star asked.

“J, Scoots, Applebloom, and Sweetie… They took all the shovels except the small ones and built some sorta snow fort around the clubhouse. I think Chrysalis and a few changelings were helpin them…” She responded. “Last time I tried to investigate J shouted something about Imperial scout and I got pelted with a lot of snow balls.”

Star looked at Fluttershy, “He must know about the plans for the second death star…” Star said.

A snow ball came out of the trees and collided with Star. “GOT HIM!” J shouted before he retreated back into the trees.

Star stood there motionless as he turned to the treeline.

“S...Star?” Fluttershy asked.

“Game on…” Star said as all eight tentacles shot out.

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“INCOMING THE IMPERIAL BASTARDS BROUGHT BIG GUNS!” J shouted, “ACTIVATE THE DEFENCES!”

“GOT IT!” Scootaloo shouted back, “CODE YELLOW INCOMING LEMMY!”

J dove into a snowdrift and vanished.

Star pulled out his cell phone and dialed a number, “WE NEED AIR SUPPORT NOW!”

“CODE RED INCOMING DASH! ACTIVATE SUPERIOR AIR DEFENCES!” Applebloom shouted.

Out of no where, Rainbow Dash and Celestia flew overhead, dropping snowballs. Luna flew like a bullet with Orion on her back as they did the same.

Suddenly the ground shook as two cannons rose from the battlements of the fortress. “FIRE AT WILL LIEUTENANT!” J shouted.

“Got it!” Pinkie said back as the cannons threw snowballs at Dash, Celestia and Luna faster than they could dodge or shield from.

“SHIT!” Orion yelled as he fell from Luna and crashed through the fortress, sticking straight into it as he started kicking his legs.

“CAPTURED ONE! DRAG HIM BELOW!” J shouted as a changeling rushed up and grabbed Orion, “Throw him back! No Imperials allowed in! HOTH WILL NEVER FALL!”

Orion was thrown off the wall and landed on top of Luna.

“DIIIIIIIVE!” Cadence screamed, tackling Celestia from the sky and into the snow.

J pulled out a walkie talkie and said something into it.

Star heard the sound of two barrels spinning from the sides.

Star grabbed his cell phone again, “WE NEED SNIPER SUPPORT! He said as a snowball flew like a bullet from nowhere, smacking Cadence in the head and off Celestia.

“FIRE THE MACHINE GUNS!” J shouted off the wall as thousands of snow balls flew from the sides pelting anyone who was standing.

“ACTIVATE THE FIGHTERS!” Scootaloo shouted.

“Wait what?” Star said.

Hundreds of small snow fighters flew out from inside the base.

“KAMIKAZE ATTACK!” J shouted. All of the fighters homed in on Star. One of them smashed into his cellphone knocking it away.

“DAMN!” Star screamed as the tentacles pulled him underground, burrowing under the snow.

“SHIT LURKER! PULL BACK GET TO THE TUNNELS!” J shouted as the machine guns stopped firing. “SEAL THE TUNNELS ONCE THEY’RE IN!”

Fluttershy was buried underneath snow once the fighters hit her. One of the changelings grabbed her and drug her into the tunnels.

Scootaloo screamed as a tentacle shot out from the snow and dragged her under.

J rushed down the battlements and the ground rumbled a little, “OPEN THE GATES! RELEASE THE PANZER LINES!” He shouted. “BRING FORTH THE HELL HOUNDS!”

Star reappeared with Scootaloo back on their side, “WE HAVE A HOSTAGE!” He shouted.

“Not for long…” Scootaloo said as the gates opened.

“TWILIGHT!” Star screamed, “CODE…”

“GOT IT!” Twilight yelled, riding in on a walrus and crashing through the first tank.

“PINKIE CODE NEON! WE HAVE A HOSTILE AT-AT!” J shouted.

“Got it!” Pinkie responded as she hopped down from the cannon and pulled a lever.

The ground under the walrus caved in as the tunnels under the ground collapsed. Twilight and the walrus were buried under the tanks that gave themselves to create a bridge. Twilight was quickly captured by the changelings and dragged inside the base.

The gates shut and the tanks stopped moving and rumbled in front of where Star was.

J came on the front battlement with both a blindfolded and bound Fluttershy and Twilight, “HOSTAGE TRADE! PUSH CADENCE AND SCOOTALOO INTO THE TANK LINES AND I GIVE YOU BACK THESE TWO!” He shouted.

Star whispered something to one of the tentacles, “Deal.” He said, letting Scootaloo and Cadence go.

J said something to one of the changelings nearby. He nodded.

“STAR DON’T!” Twilight shouted.

J shoved Twilight back and she was enveloped in a green aura and teleported to Star. “CALL OFF LEMMY AND YOU GET FLUTTERSHY BACK!” J shouted.

“Alright.” Star said as the tentacles receded.

J smiled and pushed Fluttershy forward into the snow below. “PUSH THE ENEMY BACK!” He shouted as the tanks fired at Star’s line.

“Good Lemmy…” Star said as J noticed two tentacles that were pierced into the ground, hiding behind Star’s legs as two tentacles shot up and pulled him down into the wall.

One of the tanks opened up and J popped out with a packed snow device that looked like a rocket launcher. A smile was on his face, “And you think I wouldn’t use changelings to my advantage?” He questioned as he fired the snow rocket at Star.

Star flew back and into the snow.

“The mines are planted!” Scootaloo said as she climbed into the tank.

“YOU FORGOT ONE THING!” Star shouted, his head popping out of the snow.

“Chrysalis. Now.” J said into the tank.

Green tentacles shot out of the tank and drove into the snow.

“Lemmy go!” Star said as the tentacles shot into the ground too.

Star was quickly yanked deeper as Chrysalis pulled Lemmy into the air. “You three fall back. I’ll be just fine.” She said as she climbed out of the tank.

All of the tanks fell into reverse and J reloaded his rocket launcher. Scootaloo came out with a grenade launcher.

“I will give my life to protect the Motherland from you!” J said.

“Why is he in… that suit?” Rarity questioned pointing out his suit which looked strangely like a Soviet General’s clothing.

“RAINBOW DASH!” Star screamed, half muffled by the snow, “PLAN OMEGA!”

Rainbow Dash was spotted in the sky, flying towards the fortress at increasing speed.

J spun around and launched a rocket just a few feet below her. Another snow ball collided with it just as she passed. “No.” J stated as it covered Dash in snow and sent her packing to the ground.

J heard a small click. “You said…” J began.

“Pinkie set them up…” Scootaloo responded.

J’s eye twitched as multiple snow mines were set off blowing away all of the tanks.

J screamed, “CODE RED DOUBLE AGENT! SECURE THE CLUBHOUSE! CLOAK IT NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO SEE IT UNTIL IT’S DONE!”

Pinkie and a walrus were thrown outside the fortress in a green aura as Chrysalis teleported her, J and Scootaloo back inside.

“ACTIVATE THE PERIMETER SNOW SHIELD!” J shouted.

There was a sudden wur as multiple larger walls of snow shot up.

“GO AWAY! YOU’VE DONE ENOUGH TO SET US BACK!” J shouted.

Suddenly everyone quiets down, hearing music in the distance.

“What's that??” Star asked J.

“I… I don’t know… PREPARE THE FORCES ANOTHER ARMY IS COMING! GET THE FLAGS OUT PREPARE THE ANTHEM!” J shouted to his forces.

“Dear god THE FRENCH ARE COMING!” Star shouted as Baloque and an army of chefs burst through the trees, shooting snowballs at everyone with muskets made of snow.

“Oh it’s the French. APPLY FORCE!” J shouted. “MACHINE GUNNERS TO THE WALLS!” Another song started playing over the fortress as flags dropped across the walls.

“FIRE!” Baloque yelled as snowballs the size of boulders flew over the trees and colliding with the wall.

“UNLEASH THE RESERVES THEY WILL NEVER TAKE OUR FORTRESS!” J shouted as the gates opened once more and a large force of changelings took positions in a trench and fired at the chefs, “SEND OUT THE SNOW BLOWERS!”

“TEAM REGROUP STRATEGY ALPHA!” Star shouted as everyone on his side vanished under the snow.

“GENERAL IT’S ALMOST READY!” A changeling shouted.

J nodded and pulled out a small pistol made of snow. “GIVE YOUR LIVES FOR THE MOTHERLAND DON’T LET THE FRENCH DEFILE OUR HOME!” J shouted as he fired into the air, “I CHALLENGE YOU TO A ONE ON ONE DUEL!”

“Cease fire!” Baloque shouted as his army stopped.

The changeling army stopped firing as the commanders yelled something in russian.

J was teleported to the front, “I am an honorable man as I hope you are.” He stated as he approached Baloque.

“Oui! How shall we settle this.” Baloque said.

J waved a soldier up who brought a briefcase also made of snow up J opened it and presented it to Baloque. “Take one. We get one shot each. Who ever loses surrenders.” He said.

“NO!” Scootaloo shouted.

“Very well.” Baloque agreed, grabbing a gun.

J grabbed the other one and dropped the briefcase. “Rules. No turning before ten steps are taking. No turning before each of us have taken ten steps. And no calling for any support.” He said sticking out a hand.

“Deal.” Baloque said, shaking his hand.

J stepped back and a bugle call was heard from across the field, “THE AMERICANS HAVE TURNED PREPARE FOR WAR! THEY WON’T SURVIVE THE WINTER! CODE WHITE CODE WHITE! THE COLD WAR HAS THAWED!” J screamed as he charged back towards the fortress. The changelings pulled out of the trenches and retreated into the fortress. “CALL IN THE FUHRER!” J yelled to Cadence. She fired a flare into the air.

“Is… Is that reveille I hear?” Baloque said.

Star and the rest of the group rode in on horses with Applejack, “THE CAVALRY HAS ARRIVED! PINKIE NOW!” Star yelled as Pinkie flew overhead with a large group of helicopters, paratrooping in Royal Guards, lead by Celestia.

“HOLD THE LINE REINFORCEMENTS ARE ON THEIR WAY!” J shouted to his men. “I WILL STAND BY YOU UNTIL THE VERY END! NO RETREAT THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR US! WE WILL SOFTEN THEM FOR OUR ALLIES TO HIT! UNITED WE STAND AND UNITED WE WILL FALL! ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL!”

A rocket flew from the fortress and collided with one of the helicopters. “NONE SHALL GET IN!” A changeling shouted.

“IT’S ALMOST THERE SIR!” Another shouted.

“GOOD HOLD OUT JUST A BIT LONGER!” J yelled, “FIGHT TO THE LAST BREATH!”

“FOR THE PRINCESS!” A royal guard shouted, landing on top of a changeling and smashing a snowball into his face as they all pulled out snow swords.

A snow bayonet was shoved into him and he was thrown off the wall as more changelings rushed up to join the defence. J stood waiting as Celestia landed.

“So her majesty comes down to attack.” J said with a smirk.

Marching boots are heard as more changelings come from under the fortress. “FOR THE MOTHERLAND!” They shouted in unison as they over ran the attackers.

“None of your guards are going to save you here.” J said as he drew a snow saber, “It’s just you and me.”

“On guard!” Celestia said, drawing one as well.

“That’s MY line!” Baloque said, drawing a snow rapier.

“In the name of the Motherland I will slay you!” J said as he attack Celestia.

“I shall fight sister!” Luna said, drawing a weapon and attacking Baloque.

The Changelings began chanting and singing as they fought. A march was now being played into the air through speakers.

“TO BATTLE!” Applejack shouted as she and an army of horses stampeded down the hill, royal guard on their backs firing snowballs at changelings and the french chefs.

“RELEASE THE BEARS!” Sweetie Belle yelled. Snow bears started popping up in the snow on the battlefield and attacked anything they came across.

Multiple flares fired from every direction into the air. Snowballs pelted anything stupid enough to be standing. They poured in from every side. The attackers remained hidden in the snow and trees.

“WHERE THE HELL IS FLUTTERSHY!” Star shouted.

“THERE! IN THE TREES!” Celestia shouted as Fluttershy and Spike came bursting out of the forest.

“THE BRITISH ARE COMING!” Spike shouted as an army of woodland creatures stampeded out of the forest. Birds flying over dropping snowballs onto people.

There was another rumble that came from the farm.

A royal guard rushed up only to be hit with a small snow bullet.

Everyone stopped as a loud thumping sound vibrated through the forest.

“What the… Oh my god…” Luna said, “ITS ORION!”

Orion came stomping through the forest in a 50 ft tall mech suit, “I FIGHT FOR THE RISING SUN!” He yelled as the mechs arm turned into a cannon, firing a giant snowball at the royal guards.

“HE’S DEFECTED TO THE JAPANESE!” Star shouted.

A large amount of panzers and changelings dressed in Wehrmacht clothing marched from behind. Dressed in commanding gear on top of a tank was...

“OH GOD IT’S TRIXIE!” Twilight shouted.

“TRIXIE IS THE GREAT AND POWERFUL FUHRER OF THE GERMAN PEOPLE BOW BEFORE HER MIGHTY ARMY!” Trixie shouted. “FIRE THE CANNONS YOUR FUHRER DEMANDS THEIR FALL!”

“FOR THE FUHRER!” One of the changelings shouted as the Panzers opened fire.

Celestia glanced at the giant mech piloted by Orion and turned to Spike. She cast a spell on him, making him grow to equal size. He in turn let out a roar and started wrestling with Orion’s robot.

“GOD...DAMN…KAIJU!” Orion shouted.

“OH GOD WE AREN’T IN JAPAN! THEY LET HIM OUT!” J screamed, “GET UNDERGROUND IT’S GODZILLA!”

“Oh… Jesus christ where is Rainbow Dash?!” Star said as she was spotted in the distance, rushing to the battlefield.

“TAKE COVEEEEEER!” Celestia shouted.

“ALALALALALALALA!” Rainbow Dash chanted as a large explosion knocked everyone on the battlefield to their feet. Spike and Orion fell, crashing into the forest.

Another rumble was heard as a large missile rose into the air.

“THEY HAVE A SNUKE!” Luna shouted.

“FOUR SECONDS TILL DETONATION!” The speaker blared.

“THREE!”

“Oh… Crap…” Trixie said as she ducked into a tank.

“SACREBLEU!” Baloque yelled, diving into the snow with his army.

The snuke exploded sending the snow fortress outward blanketing everyone still above ground in snow.

Everything got quiet as they all climbed out of the snow, looking at one another. Star just started laughing, falling backwards onto the white ground. Fluttershy joined in, along with Spike, who was now normal size and on top of Orion.

Star jumped up, “Who wants hot chocolate?” He shouted.

Chrysalis walked out of the clubhouse, “We have some in here…” She said motioning for them to come inside. No changelings were left on the field other than Pupa who was carrying a sniper rifle made of snow. She was entirely clothed in snow white camouflage.

“I’ll take some.” She said.

“That sounds delightful.” Rarity said.

“Mmhm…” Fluttershy mumbled, clinging to Star.

“So this is what you were workin on?” AJ asked as she looked at the now much larger clubhouse.

“Yeah. They designed it. My hive built it.” Chrysalis said waving them to come, “Now come on. I’m sure they’ll be happy to give you a tour now.”

“You men can go home now.” Celestia said.

“But… Princess…” The royal guard said.

“Go on, shoo.” Luna said, motioning them away.

“All of…” Chrysalis began. Now the German Changelings and the Russian Changelings were fighting tooth and nail against each other. “ENOUGH!” She screamed causing all of them to stop. “GO BACK TO THE HIVE NOW! I WILL DEAL WITH YOU ALL LATER!”

All of the changelings looked scared and teleported away.

“Hey J…” Star said nervously, approaching him.

J looked up with a smile, “That was really fun.” He said.

“I know but…” Star said cautiously, looking around, “Wheres… Cadence?”

“Inside… why?” J asked.

“No… that’s a changeling.” Chrysalis said.

“OH GOD WE HAVE A ROUGE!” J screamed as he attempted to run but was pulled underground.

Cadence appeared on the hill, walking down slowly towards them with a smile. “I’d love some hot chocolate.”

“O...kay…” Star said as she walked past everyone and into the clubhouse.

“Oh…” She said quickly, peeking her head out, “And by the way…”

There was a button in her hand, which she pressed before heading back inside.

J desperately managed to climb back up, “That… collapses the tunnels…” He said quietly as the ground collapsed inward. Shortly after there was a large explosion of snow, followed by another, and another.

“SHE HAS ARTILLERY! INTO THE BUNKER NOW!” Star shouted before diving into the clubhouse. Chrysalis teleported away.

J was enveloped in a light blue aura and teleported into the clubhouse just as the door shut in Star’s face.

“Funny guys… Let me in now.” Star said through the door.

“Okay.” Cadence said as she opened the door and dumped water on him. He was shoved back out into the snow, “Oh isn’t it three degrees out there?” She asked with a smile.

“Y….Yeah.” Star said, starting to shiver.

“Cadence… let him in.” J said.

“Just a little longer.” Cadence responded.

“Please…” Fluttershy said, looking out at him with worry on her face.

J pushed Cadence aside and drug Star inside, “Don’t do that! It’s mean and harsh!” J said as he glared angrily at Cadence.

“S….Sorry…” Star said, his face turning pale as he shook violently.

A hot blanket was quickly wrapped around Star.

“Bullies aren’t allowed in here.” J said as he pointed at the door, “Go.” He ordered.

“N...No…” Star said, “It’s Okay… J...Just let… her stay.”

J growled a little, “I don’t care. I won’t stand for this.” He said as his eyes narrowed.

“J...I…” Cadence stammered.

“I… I trusted you… I thought you wouldn’t ever do anything like this. That’s… that’s just to harsh for any reason. So I don’t care what you have to say in defence it doesn’t matter.” J said.

Everyone else quieted down.

“Don’t… ever do anything like that again.” J stated as he turned away.

Cadence turned to Star, on the verge of tearing up, “Im sorry...Star…” She said weakly.

“It’s...alright…” Star said, “I know you… Didn’t mean it…”

J stopped, “I’m… I’m leaving now…” He said as he opened the door and left.

“I’ll… Get him.” Star said, standing up and about to head out the door.

“Star no! You’re soaked…” Fluttershy said.

“I’ll be fine.” Star said.

“You’re not going anywhere until you at least put on some new clothes.” Celestia said sternly.

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J sat in his own bed. He was starting to cry as he realized how much he may have hurt Cadence.

He laid down on the bed and buried his face in the pillows, “No… no… no… I’m not… any better… I… I just hurt… her… and… it’s my fault… I…” He stammered out before the full force of his tears and crying hit him.

“Hey J…” Star said from the doorway, still shaking a bit, “You mind if i come in?”

“J… just go away before I hurt you too…” J said through sobs.

Star walked in and closed the door, “Sorry but… My house.” He said, sitting on the bed, “Mind if I get some covers? It’s freezing…” He said as he climbed under the covers without waiting for an answer. “Thanks.”

“It’s… it’s my fault… I hurt Cadence… why… why…” J stammered as he started sobbing again.

“You like movies right?” Star asked, cuddling closer to him.

J didn’t respond as he cried even more.

“I’ll take that as a maybe.” Star said, “I was thinking… Maybe you and me could go see one.”

“Wh… what’s the point… I’m not fun to be around… I… I already hurt one of you today… why… why should I be given another chance?” J questioned as he looked at Star with his tear stained eyes.

“I was thinking maybe extra butter… I love popcorn.” Star said with a smile, nudging J gently, “Maybe when we’re through we can have some of my home made double stuffed hot pockets…”

J regardless of how bad he felt laughed a little bit, “O… okay…” He said quietly.

“I got two tickets.” Star said, holding up three movie tickets.

“But… there’s… three… do… you think I’m stupid?” J asked.

“Oh… Damn. I guess we’ll have to take someone along. And I thought we were going to have a real bonding experience…” Star sighed, “I guess you’ll have to come too!”

Cadence peeked in through the doorway, looking at J, “If… Thats okay…” She said quietly, looking like she had been crying recently.

J looked away, “You… you two should go alone… I’ll… I’ll probably end up hurting you again…” He responded.

“Oh come on J… It’s a good movie.” Star said, nudging him again and motioning to Cadence, who looked like she was about to start crying again.

He said something really quietly into the pillow.

“Could you say that again?” Star said, leaning closer.

“O… okay…” J said again.

Cadence’s face lit up slightly.

“Well alright then. Let’s go!” Star said, patting him on the back and jumping up.

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“Tickets please.” The guy at the counter said.

“Sure here they ar- Oh damn…” Star said.

“What’s wrong?” J asked.

“I forgot to get Lemmy a ticket…” Star shrugged, “I guess it’ll just be you two… I don’t have anymore money.”

J glance at Star as if to say really.

“Oh well… You two have a good time.” Star said with a smile, heading off down the road.

J looked back at him walking away, but felt a hand grab his. He looked up to see Cadence holding it. He smiled a little and squeezed her hand a little more tightly, “C… Cadence…” He said quietly.

“It’s starting soon… We should find some good seats.” Cadence said with a weak smile.

J walked forward slowly, “Um… I… I just wanted to say…” He started a little quietly, “I… I’m… sorry that… I hurt you like that…”

Cadence looked down at him before pulling him past the doors and into one of the theatres. J noticed the movie had already started, and seemed to be already half over.

J gently pulled her up to the top of the theater which was the most empty. Cadence sat down with J. He was about to say something before she shushed him, pointing to the screen.

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(In a voice of confession) I don't, love you anymore. I'm not sure if I ever loved you. I know that I wanted to love you, I needed too. All of my life, all I've ever wanted is someone to love who loves me. I never felt complete. I felt like I needed someone to tell me that I was worth it- that I was worth all the trouble of loving, the heartache, the wanting, the waiting, the crying , the fighting. But now I know that I just tricked myself into thinking that you were mine, and that I was yours, and that we belonged to each other.

But I could never give my heart to you. Not my soul! Not my dreams and my hopes! I can't give those things to you. Because (pause), because, when I hold you, (tenderly) I'm always the first one to let go. And when we stare at each other, I'm always the one who becomes distracted with some minor detail else where than your face.

And when you tell me that you love me, I don't feel complete. I feel like I'm cheating you, out of real love. Don't you see, they were alright.(increasingly hostile) We were wrong and they were right. (on the verge of tears) And however much we don't want that to be true, it is.

But just before you go to sleep at night, and when you see a shooting star, and when you laugh, think of me, and how much I needed you all those years. How much I needed you to love me... And how much I needed to love you.

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J looked away from the movie and grabbed Cadence’s head he kissed her without a word.

J broke away and quickly rushed out of the theater and into the bathroom.

Cadence remained there in a daze as a blissful smile slid across her face. “I… loved… that…” She said quietly.

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J stood in the stall, “Goddamn it… I’m still my younger self… fuuuu…” He said quietly as he pissed.

“I was like that when I was young too.” A guy in the nearby stall said.

“Really? You had the Princess cast a spell on you that changed you into a past self that you didn’t know existed?” J questioned.

There was a pause, “Not quite…” He said.

“Well that’s what happened to me.” J said, “And now… I’m stuck in this version of myself KNOWING everything from both versions…”

There was another long pause, “You know when I was your age I did drugs too…” He said.

“So you sayin I like coke?” J questioned. “You’re calling me a liar? Then tell me why I clearly remember right now making love to Princess Cadence? And tell my why I’m here with her.”

“Uh… If this is some elaborate plan to mug me then can you at least wait till I'm through in here?” He said.

“Look… I’m not going to mug you. I just want to know what the hell I’m supposed to do!” J responded. “I really really wish I had some fucking magic so I could try to break the spell down…”

There were no more words from the man.

“Ugh… I’ll just check myself into a crazy bin then.” J said trying to get a response. J heard the door open and close quickly, “Well damn he ran away.”

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Meanwhile back at the house:

“Genius if I do say so myself.” Celestia said, pouring two glasses of wine.

“Well it was mostly my idea… You just sorta sat there… And spouted random quotes from movies.” Star said.

“Genius.” Celestia repeated.

“I don’t drink…” Star said, pushing the glass away.

“Suit yourself.” Celestia said as she drank both glasses.

“Anyways… How do you think they’re doing?” Star asked.

“Well... It's not going to be easy. It's going to be really hard. They're going to have to work at this every day…” Celestia said.

There was a long pause.

“Yes… I watched The Notebook too…” Star said.

“I love you. You’re my only reason to stay alive… if that’s what I am…” Celestia said.

“I watched Twilight too…” Star said with a sigh.

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“I think Star just admitted to someone that he watched Twilight…” J said to himself. “Ha! GAAAAY!”

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“Don’t forget I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” Celestia said sincerely, leaning close to Star.

“Please stop…” Star said.

“We’re on a mission from god.” Celestia said.

“That’s not even a romantic movie…” Star said.

“This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.” Celestia said.

“Okay… Better?” Star said.

“I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!” Celestia shouted.

“Go away…” Star said, “And take your one star movies with you.”

“SNAKES ON A PLANE WAS A GREAT MOVIE!” She yelled, her horn lighting up.

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“Did someone just say Snakes on A Plane was a good movie?” J questioned loudly, “HA! YOU FUCKING STUPID!”

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She cast a spell but nothing happened.

“W...What did you do?” Star asked.

“Uh… You were supposed to um…” Celestia said, scratching her head, “Never mind.”

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J was enveloped in light, “Oh god not again…” He said.

He didn’t feel younger. It felt like nothing had changed. He opened the door and stepped out when he looked in the mirror he saw…

“Damn! I’m back to myself again!” J said with a smile. “Now… I need to… fix something.”

He walked out of the bathroom and back into the theater. He silently maneuvered back to Cadence.

“So… Caddie Bear what did I miss?” J asked as he wrapped his arm over her.

“Joe Joe?” Cadence questioned as she looked over at J.

J simply kissed her and she held onto him tightly.

J broke the kiss and hushed her, “Why don’t we go out for dinner tonight?” J asked.

Cadence nodded and J instantly went back to kissing her.

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Later that night:

“No it was HER fault!” Applebloom said.

“No SHE started it!” Scootaloo said.

“Gentlemen!” Celestia said, “You can’t fight in here! This is the war room…”

There was a long pause as Star stared at Celestia, “W...What an obscure reference…” He said.

“May the schwartz be with yo-” Celestia said.

“SHUT UP!” Star screamed.

Author's Notes:

Yes... That DID escalate quickly...