“You did… WHAT?!?!?” Cadence yelled.

I recoiled back, “I blew their base to bedrock…”

“If… Aunt Celestia finds out…” Cadence began as she took a few deep breaths, “I’m staying with you.”

“Okay… then let’s make this a great final stand against them shall we?” I asked.

“Yeah… let’s do just that… make them give us a great final stand. They won’t know what hit them… No one will.” Cadence agreed.

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“GallifreyFalls. Get me some gunpowder.” The_Sniper put in chat.

“Busy.” I said

“Get me some or I will find you and bring my TNT rage down on you.” He said back. “And you know what that looks like.”

“Well me and NoMore never come to the surface unless it’s for wood. We have our display names off to other players. So if you want to blow up the world go for it. We’ll be waiting.” I said.

“That’s just it. One of them wants to make sure I never play Minecraft again.” He said back. “And you know they cracked into the server right? Display names being off means nothing. I run a hacked client. I can still find you and blow you to hell. Oh and I set fire to three forests so far in an attempt to stop them.”

“Don’t worry, our tree farm is almost finished. You won’t be seeing us much after it’s done…” I said back, “lol.”

“Oh you mean the tree farm I just found?” Sun_Bro said.

“...No” I said.

“Burning it was fun. And I just lit some TNT off. Enjoy!” Sun_Bro said back.

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“FLUTTERSHY GET THE DIAMONDS AND RUN!” I yelled, nearly knocking her out of the chair as she took them from the chest. Explosions lit the halls as we ran down the tunnel, deeper into our mine.

My phone beeped from J, “Get to our base. Here are the cords. 2999x 200y. It’s safer than anywhere else.”

I texted him back, “The dwarves of Erebor shall never die! We shall protect our home with our lives.”

A few seconds later, “No you will run. I’m also setting off tnt nearby. So is Cadence. You will run. To stay is to die. I’m carving to bedrock.”

My eye twitched.

“/gamemode 1 GallifreyFalls”

A second command popped up, “Gamemode for GallifreyFalls changed to survival.”

“MOTHER FUCKER!” I yelled.

“Now we know how Saul Malone feels…” Fluttershy said to me.

“At least I have Fallopia…” I said with a now calming smile.

Fluttershy pulled me from the chair and into the bed.

“Wait!” I said, quickly jumping up and exiting the game. “And safe…”

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“This is it Sun_Bro!” I said as I began spawning creepers enmasse.

“Oh is it?” She questioned.

“Yes it is aunts! You won’t win!” Cadence said.

“I’m not part of this.” DarkMoonblade said, “I’m just waiting for it to come back here.”

“Bring on the TNT…” I said as I flipped the switch to my TNT cannon launching it towards Sun_Bro.

A command popped up on screen, “Gamemode Sun_Bro set to Creative.”

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“Son of a bitch…” I said. I grabbed my phone and texted Star, “Where are you?”

Cadence sighed, “Damn it… Luna’s a step ahead of us.”

“Hm… no one is a step ahead of me…” I said as I grabbed my phone and mass texted all of my other friends, “Get on the server TNT war going down need help. Bring the Haxs.”

“Saul’s Stromulus is currently meeting Fallopia’s ‘Burrow’.”

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Twenty other people logged onto the server and spawned inside my fortress of doom.

“HERE COME THE HAXS!” Zaeren said.

“THE HACKS!” TheAgeOfLight said.

“You’re in for it now Sun_Bro…” I said.

“Oh… fuck me.” She said as millions of arrows came off the castle and her creative was turned off.

“OUR ARROWS SHALL BLOCK OUT THE SKY!” Another player said.

“TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!” Another one added.

“DON’T FUCK WITH ME BITCH!” I said. “YOU BROUGHT THE TNT I BROUGHT THE FIRE!”

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I lied there on the bed next to Fluttershy, panting.

“Thank you Craig Lewis…” I said, receiving a high five from Fluttershy.

“Oh yeah… Minecraft.” I said, standing up and stretching as Fluttershy made her way to her computer.

“WHAT THE FUCK?!” She screamed.

“What?!” I asked, falling back onto the bed.

“YOU DIDN’T LOG OUT OF MY GAME?” She yelled, glaring at me.

“Oh uh… I um…” I stammered

“YOU GOT YOURSELF OUT BUT NOT ME?” She screamed.

“I’m… I’m…” I stuttered.

“WERE YOU EVEN THINKING OF ME?” She said furiously, grabbing my neck as she held me to the bed.

“I COULDN’T ‘STOP’ THINKING ABOUT YOU THAT’S WHY I FORGOT!” I said defensively. “You’re still alive aren’t you?”

She glanced back, “Yeah… But… I’m still ticked at you.” She said as she sat down at the table.

“Where the hell am I?” She said.

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“What the actual fuck?” NoMore said, looking around.

“HAHAHA SUCK ON THAT SUN_BRO!” The_Sniper said.

“Oh. Fluttershy you’re back!” Three_Dog said. “Well I teleported you to our base since you didn’t log out before… this begun.”

‘GallifreyFalls has joined the game.’

‘GallifreyFalls fell in lava.’

“DAMN IT!” GallifreyFalls said.

“Wow… that’s the shitiest way anyone has died yet…” The_Sniper said.

‘TheAgeOfLight was pushed off a cliff by Zaeren.’

“No that is.” Zaeren said.

“CONTINUE TO RAIN HELL UPON OUR ENEMIES! LET NONE SURVIVE!” One player shouted.

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Disconnected by Server.

You have been banned from this server!

“Mmm. Time to set off the finale.” I said as I hit enter on my phone sending a text to my one friend. “Let the fireworks fly. Hey Cadence do you want to…”

“So… Scientist… do you want to stick your crowbar into my ventilation shaft?” Cadence questioned as she crawled on top of me.

I smiled.

There was a flash of red light, and Star appeared behind me, holding a knife.

“Mmm looks like the Combine are releasing the Hacks on us…” I commented, “What do you want Star?”

Cadence glared up at Star daring him to come any closer.

Star stared at Cadence, his eye twitched and the knife disappeared.

“We have not been destroyed… Gallifrey Falls NO MORE!” Star yelled, disappearing again.

“Okay…” I said.

Cadence rubbed my chest, “Come on doctor… why don’t you take down my Reproduction Barrier?” She asked.

From Star’s room I could hear a long irritated groan.

“Incoming gunship!” I said as I thrust up into her.

Again, from Star’s room I heard two long groans this time.

“Nng… That’s it… drive in my long dark train tunnel…” Cadence said with a smile.

“This is definitely a Red Letter day…” I said.

“Mmm don’t arrive three weeks late…” She said with a moan.

A moment later I heard a door click open and Fluttershy and Star peeked into my room.

“I don’t want to escape from your Nova Prospekt…” I said as I looked back at them, “We have some Metrocops watching us… What do you two want?”

Cadence began slamming her hips down harder onto mine, “You’re about to blow up my APC!” She said as she tightened a little.

“We’re going out…” Fluttershy said in the same dull irritated voice.

“You made references during your sex we can too!” I responded, “Didn’t anyone tell you WHY you shouldn’t go to Ravenholm?”

Star and Fluttershy let out a long and loud groan, teleporting outside in the middle of it.

“And this… is why I love them! It’s to easy to get them out of the house.” I said as I looked back at Cadence.

“Come one… use your gravity gun to solve my physics puzzle…” Cadence moaned.

“You’ve supercharged my gravity gun…” I said as I kissed her.

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“So… Where we going?” Fluttershy asked, following me while hovering, her arms around me as i pulled her down the road.

“Going to visit Twilight.” I said.

“You know I thought those puns were funny…” Fluttershy said.

“I did too. But I just needed an excuse to get out of the house. Thank you for playing along though.” I said.

“Any time.” She said, kissing my cheek.

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“What do you say to raiding their safe house?” I asked.

Cadence nuzzled my chest, “Mmm let’s show them what a real tank is…” She responded.

“They shouldn’t have hit our car…” I said with smile.

“Let’s make sure to cover them in plenty of boomer bile…” Cadence said as she got up.

“My official instructions are… Kill all sons a bitches.” I said with a smirk.

Cadence laughed, “Okay… okay… you win…” She said.

“Just grab a melee weapon and meet me downstairs.” I said as I kissed her cheek.

As I joined her down stairs I spotted an adrenaline shot. “GRABBIN A SHOT!” I yelled as I picked it up.

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I knocked at the door, waiting.

“Hey Star.” Spike said, peeking out the door.

“Hey, can we come in?” I asked.

“Sure, Twilight’s reading some book that she got.” Spike said.

“What book?” I asked.

“I dunno… Cadence gave it to her.” Spike said.

“...Oh god.” I said.

“Spike I just want you to know if anything happens we love you.” Fluttershy said.

“I know that… What’s going on?” Spike asked.

“Nothing.” I said quickly, smacking Fluttershy upside the head.

“Spike here’s an idea… How about you go see J and Cadence. They have a surprise for you waiting in their room.” I said.

“Oh cool! What is it?” Spike asked.

“If i told you it wouldn’t be a surprise.” I said.

“Okay…” He said, rushing out the door.

“And with that… Safe… Temporarily.” I said.

There was a purple flash of light, and Twilight was standing in front of us.

“Come… Now.” She said, grabbing us and teleporting us to her room.

“What…” I questioned as i landed on the bed.

“I want to try something just stay there.” Twilight said, quickly rushing to her table and grabbing a small book.

“Okay Twilight I know Chrysalis gave it to you and yo-” I said

“Just sit.” She interrupted, flipping through a couple pages.

I waited patiently as Fluttershy sat next to me, glancing at me nervously.

“Don’t worry… What’s the worst that could happen?” I asked with a growing dread building in my stomach.

“Got it!” Twilight said, walking over.

“What’s it do?” I asked.

“I have no idea!” She said with excitement in her voice, handing me the book.

“Why…” I stopped, staring at the book.

“I want you to read it.” She said.

“Why??” I questioned again. She didn’t answer, only staring at me with anticipation.

“Fine…” I sighed. I eyed the spell, reading it in my head before I tried to say it. There was a picture of a… Squid?

“What the actual… Hm…” I mumbled. I thought back to earlier and what Chrissy had said.

“Oh what the hell.” I shrugged, my horn glowing as I cast the spell. A few moments passed before Fluttershy put a hand on my shoulder.

“Do you… Feel any different?” Fluttershy asked.

I shrugged, “No not really…” I said.

I stopped, beginning to pant. “Is… It getting hot in here?” I asked. My skin suddenly felt like it was on fire. I fell off the bed to my knees, clenching my sides as pain shot through me.

“Star?!” Twilight said, rushing over to me.

My shirt felt tight, choking me almost as i tried to take it off. Twilight and Fluttershy helped, pulling it over my head and throwing it on to the bed. A few moments later, it started to cool down, the pain subsiding. I stood up, breathing a sigh of relief.

“That’s better…” I said, “What’s wrong?”

I noticed they were both staring at me. “What?” I asked as I felt something poking my shoulder. I looked to my right to see a tentacle hovering there. I followed its long tendril like body to see it was coming from out of my back.

“What…” I said, quickly glancing between it and my back as i strained to turn my head further.

“That… Is interesting.” Twilight said, quickly writing something down in a notebook that wasn’t there previously.

“I don’t even…” I muttered, staring at it as it stared back with it’s eyeless gaze. “Um… Hi?”

It went closer, nuzzling itself to my neck.

“Oh well you are just adorable…” I said, placing my hand on it and petting it. It was then that i noticed there was more than one, in fact… There were several protruding from my back. They all twisted around to the front of me, looking at me like a litter of lost puppies to their mother. I counted about eight?

“Can you… Feel them?” Twilight asked.

“No… They seem to be their own… Thing.” I shrugged. The new appendages turned, looking at Twilight and Fluttershy. They stretched over, circling around them, looking them up and down.

“What are they doing?” Twilight asked.

“If i had to guess…” I said, scratching my head, “They are seeing where your holes are.”

As if i spoke too soon, a couple touched Fluttershy, poking and rubbing against her neck.

“You’re not a sex crazed monster are you… You just want a friend.” Fluttershy said with a smile, placing her hand on one and kissing it. Immediately it twitched, shoving itself into her mouth. Fluttershy stood there in a daze.

“Hey!” I yelled. The tentacles froze, immediately receding back towards me, “Bad… Bad tentacle things.”

They pointed towards the floor, as if sad. “You don’t do that unless I tell you to.” I said, “Now be a good tentacle and apologize.”

The one tentacle moved forward and stopping in front of Fluttershy, waiting.

“Oh… How could i be mad at you?” Fluttershy said, hugging it. All the tentacles slowly moved forward again, seeming much more happy as they wrapped around Fluttershy and cuddled her.

Twilight took the book, looking at the spell i cast.

“Oh…” She said.

“What is it?” I asked.

“Did you cast the one with the squid?” She asked.

“Yeah… Why?” I questioned.

“And did you cast the first one, or the second one.” She asked.

“Second one…?” I asked.

“There are two squids. One is permanent, one is temporary.” She said. I walked over, looking into the book and pointing.

“Permanent…” She said, looking at the tentacles as Fluttershy was giggling, hugging and smothering them with herself.

“Wait! There is a counter-spell…” Twilight said.

“Now let’s hold on a second…” I said, “Now… They seem to do what i tell them to. And it’s not like they are out of control.”

“Well it’s just that… It might freak people out? They aren’t exactly concealed.” Twilight said. The tentacles pointed at Twilight, then gazed at one another before pulling back to me and disappearing back inside me. I reached and felt my back, not feeling them anymore.

“Are they… Gone?” I asked curiously.

“Yeah…” Fluttershy said with a disappointed sigh.

I felt something crawling under my skin, moving around as i looked at my hand. One tentacle appeared in the center of the palm, coming up to my face as it looked back at Twilight.

“Convenient.” I said, patting it on the head. “Going to have to get used to that feeling…But this definitely isn’t a bad thing.”

A moment later my stomach started to gurgle. I felt something traveling up my throat as another tentacle poked out of my mouth.

Twilight stared at me, laughing as tears found their way down her face.

“Nt… Fnny…” I slurred, muffled. It quickly went back in, disappearing down my throat.

“Man that feels weird…” I said, rubbing my throat as I continued to feel my skin crawling.

“How does it feel?” Fluttershy asked.

“It feel’s like my insides are MOVING!” I squealed, jumping as I felt a big tingling in my side.

“Will you calm down in there?” I said aloud, instantly feeling them stop, “Thank you.”

“This is amazing…” Twilight said, looking down at her notes.

“You could say that… I guess.” Fluttershy said, looking me up and down, “You sure they aren’t bugging you?”

“No I feel fine.” I said with a shrug.

“We should show J.” Twilight said.

“I’m not raping him…” I said, staring at her.

“Star… I’m surprised at you! That’s not like me at all…” She said sarcastically.

“No Twilight.” I repeated.

“Gotcha…” She said with a wink.

I sighed, moving downstairs with both of them as we headed out and back home.

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“What happened to us raiding their safe house Joe Joe?” Cadence asked as she cuddled against my chest.

“That can wait… First I had to beat your Cold Stream…” I responded.

“Well your Hard Rain campaign was great…” She responded.

“Well my Sacrifice could have used a little work…” I said as the main menu popped back up.

“So what’s next?” Cadence asked as she got back up and laid back on the couch.

“How about a custom one?” I asked as I selected ‘Plan B’.

“Okay… I’m ready for this one…” Cadence said, “Maybe if you win again we can have a little survival challenge of our own…”

As her hand slid into my pants and she started playing with me there was a knock at the door. “Coming!” I called.

“So soon?” Cadence joked as she kissed me lightly on the lips.

I smiled and got off the couch.

As I opened the door is saw a guy standing outside. Dark blue hair… dark blue coat. “And who are you?” I questioned.

“I’m uh… Orion.” The man said.

“Okay… why don’t you come inside? I’m sure Cadence wouldn’t mind it.” I said inviting him in.

Orion walked in, sitting down at the couch.

“Well… Orion I’d like you to meet Cadence.” I said as I motioned to her, “I’m J Dog.”

“It’s nice to meet you… J Dog.” He said nervously, “And you too Cadence.”

“It’s nice to meet you too Orion!” Cadence said, “Do you want to play Left For Dead 2 with us?”

“No thanks… Really though I’m here to talk to a guy named Stardust… Do you know him?” He asked.

“Yeah. He lives here with me… Right now he’s doing something I’m sure he’ll be back some time soon.” I responded.

“Oh well… I’ll just go and come back later. I don’t mean to intrude.” He said as he stood up.

“You weren’t intruding at all! I don’t mind if you wait here for him.” I said, “Our home is open to anyone who wants to stay… well most of the time anyway.”

“Allright… Could I uh… Maybe wait in his room?” He asked.

My interest peaked slightly. “Sure… you wouldn’t mind if I asked why though would you?” I responded.

“No reason…” He said quickly, “Where… Is it exactly?”

“Up the stairs and to the left.” I said my eyebrow now cocked as I looked at him.

“Okay. Thank you.” He said, standing up and walking towards the stairs.

“No… problem…” I said. I shook my head slightly.

He walked to the top, looking down at us before disappearing around the corner.

“Aww… that’s so cute…” Cadence said.

“What is?” I questioned.

“Oh… nothing.” She said quickly.

I sighed and as I walked back over to the couch there was another knock at the door. I opened it up and saw Spike standing outside.

“Hey… Star said you and Cadence have a surprise for me. Do you?” Spike asked.

“Ever play Left For Dead 2?” I asked.

“No…” He responded.

“Ever wanted to kill zombies?” I asked again.

He nodded quickly.

“Get in here then! We need another player the AI is annoying.” I said motioning towards the couch.

Spike quickly ran over and sat down beside Cadence.

“I’ll be right back… I’m still curious as to what Orion’s doing.” I said as I walked up the stairs.

I carefully walked up to Star’s door and opened it quietly. I peeked in to see Orion sitting on Star’s bed, pressing his face against the pillows as he took a deep breath in as he smelled Star’s pillows and sheets.

My eye twitched slightly and I sighed quietly. I shut the door and stepped back. “Of course… it’s something weird.” I said quietly as I walked back down stairs.

“So what was going on?” Cadence asked.

“Nothing… just… not what I expected…” I responded as I sat down beside her, “Let’s just get started.”

My hair stood on end, “My rape senses are tingling…” I said quietly.

“What?” Cadence questioned.

“I don’t know… but it isn’t good.” I said, “Let’s just get to the game and rape some tanks!”

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“CHARGER!” J screamed as one collided with Cadence.

“DAMN IT!” She swore.

“I’ll get it!” Spike said as he started beating it with a baseball bat.

“Yes! Come on one last wave until the chopper arrives!” Cadence said as she hit the button one last time.

The door clicked open and Star, Fluttershy, and Twilight walked in.

“Hey.” Star said, looking at Spike, then to the TV.

“DAMN IT SPITTER!” J said not taking notice.

“Got it!” Spike responded as he unloaded on the spitter.

“Wait… coughing…” J said.

“Yeah…” Cadence agreed.

“SMOKER!” J yelled as one grabbed him from across the stadium. A short moment later, J felt something slithering up his back.

“What the…” J said as he turned around, “Oh… fuck.” He paused the game.

“What…” Cadence questioned turning around. She saw Star’s new tentacle. She simply watched it.

Spike turned around to. The tentacle looked at J, sitting on his shoulder as it glanced from Cadence to Spike.

“I knew something was going to happen…” J said.

“No… rape yet…” Cadence said quietly.

Spike looked at it then he looked at Twilight, “Is this why you wanted me to leave?” He asked.

“Um… Yes.” Twilight said.

“Don’t worry Cadence.” Star said, “Lemmy wouldn’t hurt a fly.”

“No… not unless you told it to.” Cadence said as she looked up at Star.

“I feel we should grab a shotgun… maybe he’ll spew out smoke when we kill him.” J said with a smirk.

“No of course not, why would I do that?” Star said to the tentacle.

“Are you… Talking to it?” Fluttershy asked.

“Yeah, can’t you hear it?” Star questioned as the tentacle approached him, looking him in the eyes.

“Yeah, maybe later.” Star said with a shrug, “You can help me cook tomorrow.”

“Definitely a smoker.” J stated.

“So Twilight… what… other spells did you use?” Cadence asked.

“Just that one.” She said, “I’m recording the results before I try anything else.”

“Chrissy I know you’re somewhere in here.” J said as he got up from the couch. “I’m going to go have a talk with Chrysalis…” He walked upstairs and disappeared to the right.

“So… Cadence.” Star said, sitting next to her.

“What Star?” Cadence questioned, “No I won’t help you with any experiments.”

“No no… Nothing like that. Lemmy saw you in my head and wanted to see you. Do you mind if he get’s a look?” Star asked.

Cadence looked at Star strangely, “You mean… strip for… a tentacle?” She questioned.

“Not ‘A’ tentacle.” Star emphasised as 7 more sprouted from his back, all gazing at Cadence.

Cadence’s mouth fell open. “Strip… for… a tentacle monster?” She asked unsure of how to word it.

“Sorry Lemmy… She doesn’t want to.” Star said as the tentacles made a small whining sound, slowly receding back.

“I… really don’t feel comfortable doing that right now…” She said motioning to Spike with her eyes, “And… I won’t strip unless J is around to help me.”

“Fair enough. A bit strange how you stripped with Chrysalis b---.” Star said.

Cadence shushed him mid sentence, “Just be quiet Star.” She ordered.

“Alright sorry… So… Spike how was your game?” I asked as one tentacle wrapped around him, lifting him onto Star’s shoulder.

“Great! I really want to play again!” Spike said as she looked at Twilight.

“Oh and Star… take this.” Cadence said shoving a bottle of pills into his hands.

“What’s this?” Star asked, looking at the label.

“PILLS HERE!” J screamed as charged down the steps and tackled Star.

Star fell to the ground, J lying on top of him as he stared up, dazed by suddenly getting sacked by J. “What in the actual hell…” Star mumbled.

“GRABBIN PILLS!” J said as he scooped them up.

“MINE!” Spike yelled, jumping onto J’s back and clinging to his neck.

“I GOT A JOCKEY ON ME!” J screamed.

“Hold still!” Cadence said as she grabbed Spike with her magic and chucked him at Twilight.

Spike stuck to Twilight’s face, muffling her words as she fell backwards.

“FACEHUGGER!” Star shouted.

J pulled a crowbar out from under the couch, “HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!” He shouted.

“YABBA! MY ICING!” Spike shouted.

J stared at Spike, “What?” He questioned.

Two tentacles wrapped around J’s legs, tripping him and dragging him back.

“SMOKER!” J screamed.

Cadence picked up the new coffee table and slammed it into Star.

“WHAT THE FUCK!” Star shouted, falling to his knees as all the tentacles pulled back, glaring at Cadence, “THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!”

“Got it!” Cadence said as she helped J up.

J glared at Star, “You deserved it.” He said coldly.

“Why??” Star asked as the tentacles caressed him slightly.

“You acted like a Smoker what do you think would happen?” J snapped back.

“Okay I expected it from you… But Cadence?” Star asked, looking at Cadence with a hurt stare.

“Oh yeah. For sliding that tentacle up my back…” J said as he kicked Star in the nuts. “There. I’m going upstairs.”

J charged back up the steps and vanished into his room.

Star fell to the ground, lying on his side as the tentacles all wrapped around his waist.

“NNNGHHH….” Star grunted painfully, “Need… Medkit….”

“Well then Star…” Cadence started as she snapped a red glove that she now had on her arm, “Let’s practice medicine…”

“Hide…” Star groaned as the tentacles receded back into him.

Cadence smiled and walked away, “Just lay there Star I’ll go see what’s got Joe Joe so angry.”

“T...Twilight quickly…” Star stammered, “Code 7…”

“Right!” Twilight said, teleporting away, and back with an icepack.

“Code 7 means… Ice?” Spike asked, “Why not just ask for ice…?”

“Silly Spike… That’s just nonsense.” Twilight said, making her way to Star.

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I laid in my bed looking at the ceiling as Cadence entered, “Yes?” I asked.

“Joe Joe… why are you so mad?” She questioned as she laid beside me and cuddle with me.

“I actually feel left out… I got a cock size increase sure… but Star gets tentacles? That’s not all that fair!” I complained.

“I know it isn’t… But why would you want tentacles? You don’t need them…” Cadence asked.

I sighed, “No it’s not like I want tentacles… I just want something that sets me further apart… like…” I began.

Cadence shushed me, “What? Am I not enough?” She questioned.

“No… you’re amazing Caddie Bear… I wouldn’t want anyone other than you or Chrysalis…” I said calming her down, “I want to be in bed every night cuddled close to my sexy mate and my sexy changeling lover…”

Cadence smiled, “Okay… so what do you want… other then me of course.” She asked.

“Just… something… I don’t know… something that makes me… completely different.” I responded.

“Mmmm Joe Joe… I’m a little tired… can we just sleep for a little?” Cadence questioned.

I smiled, “Sure… let’s just do that.” I responded as she cuddled closer and fell asleep.

I quickly followed.

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“You going to be okay Star?” Spike asked.

“Mmmhm… Ice… Good.” I said with a smile.

“Uh… What is code one through six?” Spike asked.

“Oh well, one is…” Twilight said.

“Oh hello!” Someone said from the top of the stairs. I looked up at the man with the blue coat. He had dark blue hair, with black highlights.

“I didn’t think getting kicked in the nuts would cause hallucinations… Because there is a stranger in our house.” I said.

Twilight glanced up in surprise, her horn glowing as the man was teleported down, followed by being held down by her magic.

“What are you doing in our house?!” Twilight demanded.

“J let me in!” The man said in shock as he stared at Twilight in horror.

“Easy Twilight…” Fluttershy said, putting a hand on her arm. Twilight released her grip, dropping him to the floor. The man looked on the verge of having a panic attack.

I got up, stumbling as I ignored the pain surging through me. “Need a hand?” I asked.

The man looked up at me, staring at me as his expression changed from fear to a blank look.

“It kind of hurts to stand…” I said with a smile.

“Oh uh… Thanks.” He said quickly, grabbing my hand as I pulled him to his feet.

“You okay?” I asked.

“Y...Yeah.” He said weakly, staring at me.

“It’s nice to meet you too.” I laughed.

He quickly snapped back to reality, “Oh I’m sorry…” He said quickly, “I didn’t mean to stare…”

“Relax…” I said, holding a hand out, “My name is Stardust. What’s yours?”

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“Orion…” I said as i shook his hand.

“Nice to meet you.” He said as i stared at that smile again.

“Hi…” I said weakly.

“Hi.” He repeated.

“Hi.” I said again.

“Hi.” He said again.

“Stop…” Twilight said, putting a hand to both our mouths. “Just… Stop.”

“Sorry.” We both said as she pulled her hands away. Me and Star looked at eachother, laughing. I blushed slightly, hearing him laugh. That perfect blue coat, speckled with tiny white dots, along with his short white hair. It was then that I noticed Star was the one staring this time.

“Um…” I said quietly.

“Sorry…” Star said, “Your eyes…”

“What about them?” I said.

“I’ve never seen purple ones like those.” He said. My face flushed redder.

“Oh… Thank you.” I said.

“Are… Are you hungry?” He asked, that smile returning.

“Sure.” I replied, feeling a bit more comfortable. We were about to walk into the kitchen when I stopped him.

“Theres… Something I should probably tell you first.” I said.

“What is it?” He asked.

“The reason I’m here… I uh… Wanted to join the pack.” I said hesitantly. Star immediately froze, looking back at me.

“What?” He asked, “You… Know about that?”

“Yeah… I’m like you and J. I’m a werewolf… I have… Kind of been stalking you for awhile.” I said, looking away from him. There was a long silence.

“Sure I don’t mind.” He said. I looked up at him… That smile…

“No… Questions? Just… That simple?” I asked, almost not believing what I was hearing.

“Well J is the only other one here like me. It would be nice to see another addition. Plus I’ve never had a stalker before!” He laughed, putting an arm around me. We walked into the kitchen and I saw down as Star turned the stove on.

“What would ya like?” He asked.

“An omelette.” I said.

Star stopped, holding the pan in his hand as he looked back at me.

“Is… That too much? I’m sorry I didn’t mean…” I stuttered.

“No no… It’s not that.” Star said, starting to laugh, “Never mind.”

A minute passed after he cracked a few eggs into the pan.

“Sage? That would work. Definately. Good idea Lemmy.” He said.

“Um… Who are you talking to?” I asked.

“Lemmy. He’s my friend.” Star said, glancing back at me.

I leaned back, starting to get creeped out. Oh my god… I think he’s crazy…

I saw the skin on Star’s back ripple as a single tentacle sprouted from it, twisting around to meet his face.

“No it doesn’t need nutmeg… We are making an omelette not cookies.” Star said, shaking his head. “Maybe some paprika… Yeah that works.”

As soon as he said that, another tentacle appeared, reaching over to the cabinet and grabbing a bottle of spice, sprinkling it onto the eggs.

“What...just...what?” I stammered, staring at him in shock.

“Oh yeah… This is Lemmy.” Star said as one of the tentacles waved at me before reaching into the fridge for something.

“What…” I repeated, staring at him as more tentacles emerged, helping him cook.

“Ya I just met him today. He’s pretty cool. And he’s just the most adorable wittle cutie…” Star said as one approached his face. He scratched it gently with his index finger before kissing it.

“Y… What.” I stammered.

“Ya you’re the first to actually be shocked by this. It’s nice to have someone relatively normal here.” Star said with a laugh. “I’ll explain later…”

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“Nng… What Chrysalis?” I asked as I was nudged awake.

“Move over a little… I want to join you two…” She responded.

I scooted over and was quickly wrapped in two warm embraces.

“There we go… caught between your hot wife and your sexy changeling lover…” Chrysalis cooed into my ear.

“Just go to sleep Chrissy…” I whispered back.

Cadence moved around a little but remained mostly asleep.

Chrysalis yawned, “I am tired…” She said quietly as she started nuzzling the back of my neck.

Cadence nuzzled my chest as she woke up slightly.

“Mmm this is going to be fun…” I said as I laid my head down slowly going back to sleep beside them both.

Author's Notes:

*wipes sweat off* Absolutely no sex with Star's tentacles in the first chapter he got them... I feel proud of myself!