J shakily walked down the stairs in a bathrobe.

Star stumbled out and against the railing, looking down at everyone, still looking high as a kite. “Hey guys… I can see you talk…” Star laughed.

J sat down on the couch. “I feel so full.” He mumbled.

Star slipped, tumbling over the railing and plummeting. He was immediately caught as Twilight’s magic sparked up and wrapped around him. Star gasped. “I can fly…” He said slowly.

“Oh… god how I wish I could get that high.” J sighed. “But… one of us has to remain sober.”

“Oh… that’s too bad… I was just about to start a drinking game.” Nightmare said jokingly.

Star held his arms out like superman and closed his eyes. “I believe…” He said.

“Twilight… just lay him on the floor…” J said. “I think he has another gallon or two of cum to blow off.”

Star was dropped, landing on his back on the floor. He laid there for a moment, motionless as he looked up at J. He motioned for J to come closer.

J pushed himself off the couch and slowly walked over to Star. “Yeah?” He asked as he kneeled down beside Star.

Star looked up and stared at J for a moment. He reached his hand up and poked J’s nose. “Boop.” Star said, smiling widely.

J’s nose twitched a little and he stood back up. He turned back around and sat back down on the couch. “I need a shot glass and a bottle of whiskey.” J said.

“Why?” Applejack asked.

“Why not?” J asked, “Shots and straight bottles are the only true way to go.”

“I’ll take a bottle!” Star smiled.

“Sorry buddy but you already had enough.” J said.

“Okay…” Star pouted. He started rolling around on the floor and into the kitchen.

AJ handed J the shot glass and the bottle of whiskey.

“Thank you.” J smiled.

“Mmhm.” AJ mumbled.

J poured out a shot and downed it. “Ah… that feels good.” He said. He glanced over to Star.

Star waved at J happily, holding a knife in his hand. “J… J come here I have something to show you.” He said quickly.

J grabbed the bottle of whiskey and chugged it down. He stood up shortly after unphased by the alcohol. He walked over to Star.

Star jumped up and placed his hand on the table. He spread his fingers apart and held the knife in his other hand. “Okay this is going to be awesome… Just… Just watch.” Star said.

J grabbed the knife from Star, “No. I’m not letting you fillet your hand.” He said sternly, “No more attempts at self mutilation.”

Star squinted, staring at J.

“What? You have no skill in this game.” J said.

Star’s horn lit up and another knife floated into his hand. He sprinted out of the kitchen and to the stairs.

“Star… I’m not going to let you hurt yourself.” J said.

“You’re just jealous you aren’t styling!” Star said, stopping at the bottom of the stairs.

“Yes… because cutting a finger off is stylish.” Rarity said.

“It is indeed both styling AND profiling.” Star corrected.

“Yes… try to tell the fashionista how to do her job.” Rarity said as she stared at Star.

“I will have you know… I am the chef here.” Star said.

“That doesn’t even make sense…” Twilight said.

“Then… shouldn’t you be cooking instead of trying to make a fashion statement?” J asked.

Star paused, thinking for a moment. “M… Maybe.” He said.

“Well if you really want to be a fashion designer I suppose I could take over cooking.” Rarity said. “I mean… that seems to be alright with you.”

Star’s eye twitched and he pointed the knife at Rarity. “Say that again…” He said.

Rarity’s horn lit up and her aura engulfed the knife, “Threatening me won’t get you anywhere.” She said.

“Aha! Jokes on you… I can fly.” Star said, holding his arms in the air and closing his eyes.

“Yeah… you’re flying so well in one spot.” Rarity said.

“I’m a natural.” Star whispered.

“I’d dare say… you’re better the-” Rarity was cut off.

“No… we don’t have to go there…” J said, “Let’s use that as a last resort.”

Fluttershy walked over and picked Star up. He continued to hold his arms up, his eyes closed and smiling widely. She carried him over and set him down on the couch. “I got him.” Fluttershy said.

“Good. Now you just need to keep him.” J said.

“Fluttershy…” Star whispered.

“What?” Fluttershy said.

He reached up and tapped her nose. “Boop.” He said.

“Seems like a lot of fun.” J said as he sipped the drink he had in his hand.

“I can see you two had a lot of fun up there.” Celestia said, raising an eyebrow.

“Mmmhm.” J mumbled.

“Hey Jay Jay…” Dash said, floating by J.

“Yes?” J asked.

Dash responded by pushing her pinky into his mouth.

J raised an eyebrow.

“You shouldn’t talk with your mouth full.” Dash whispered, biting her lip.

J used his tongue to tickle her pinky.

Dash’s smile grew as she took her pinky out and shoved it into J’s ear.

J simply took another sip from his drink. “Yes… wet willy…” He said, “That’s so funny.”

“Oh my god…” Star mumbled.

Dash quickly floated over to Star, leaning in. “What?” She asked.

“I like pickles…” Star said. The two of them started laughing uncontrollably.

“I’m going to get another coke. Anyone want something?” J asked.

“We need more beer.” Dash said, raising a hand as she jumped onto Star’s back.

“We have to save the princess!” Star said.

J facepalmed, “No… I think you two are good on anything mentally impairing.” He said as he shook his head and walked into the kitchen.

Dash let out a loud gasp. “Oh my god…” She said.

“What?” Luna asked.

“I can fly…” Dash whispered.

“No.” Star said, “WE… Can fly…”

“This is the best day ever…” Dash whispered as she stuck her arms out and started making plane sounds. Star running around the room with her on his back.

“So.” J called from the kitchen, “I’m going to ask again, anyone want anything special made?”

“No I’m fine.” Twilight said.

“Something with ‘sex’ in it.” Dash said. Her and Star giggled.

“You said the S word…” Star laughed.

“Like I said. You two have had enough.” J said. “If you’ve got a problem with that then you can come in here.”

“Dive dive dive!” Dash shouted. Star sprinted towards the kitchen and tripped. Dash fell off and face planted onto the floor. She looked up, a small trickle of blood running down her nose. The two of them started laughing again.

“Okay…” J shrugged as he went back to work on his own drink.

“Hey… You got something on your face.” Star said, licking the blood off Dash’s face.

J’s eyes went wide and he quickly set the bottle he had down and moved to the two of them, “Star… no more…” He said quickly.

Star looked up at J for a second before his expression faded to an emotionless look. His pupils dilated. He stared blankly ahead, not noticing anyone’s presence.

J quickly pulled Dash away. “I need help in here now!” He said.

Twilight, Celestia, and Luna rushed in. “What?” The three of them said.

“Star licked some blood off of Dash’s face…” J said as he looked back at Star, noticing he still hadn’t moved, and he was staring at the wall. “I won’t be able to hold him back alone if something happens...”

Star stood up and looked at everyone.

“Star… you feeling alright buddy?” J asked.

“Fine. Why?” Star asked. “Why is everyone staring at me?”

“Just… blood…” J said quietly. “And you… never… turned out too well…”

Star scratched his head. “I don’t remember.” He shrugged.

“Should… We do anything?” Twilight asked.

“It… doesn’t seem like it…” J said, “So… no I think we’re clear…”

“Hey J could you get me a glass of orange juice?” Star asked, walking back into the other room and sitting down on the couch.

“Uh… we ran out…” J said his eyes quickly darting to the drink he was making.

“We…” Star mumbled, his eye starting to twitch. His horn started sparking, the drink J had exploding, the glass shattering to the floor. The television sparked and a large crack formed on the screen.

“Uh…” J mumbled, “A… anything else… you… would want?”

“No…” Star said calmly. “You’d probably just drink it.” He said, a crack forming in the tiles around J’s feet.

“Star… you’re… really scaring me…” J said quietly.

Star ignored him. “The TV’s broken. Fix it.” He said calmly. He stood up and walked upstairs and into the bathroom.

“I… don’t…” J mumbled.

“I don’t either…” Celestia mumbled.

“WHAT THE FUCK!” Star screamed from upstairs. “WHO USED THE LAST OF THE SHAMPOO!”

“I… think the party’s over…” J said quietly.

Star screamed loudly and the door to the bathroom came sailing off it’s hinges, tumbling down the stairs.

“We’re… going home…” AJ said as she, Ethan, and Emile left the house.

A toothbrush flew at J, imbedding itself into the wall next to his head.

“I’ll… take Dash home…” J said as he grabbed Dash’s arm and vanished with her.

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“Why is he so scary.” Dash whispered, clinging to J.

“I don’t know…” J said as he held her closer. “Do you want me to take you home?”

Dash was too busy chewing on her own hair to answer.

J sighed, “I don’t really trust that you wouldn’t hurt yourself if I didn’t take you home myself.” He said as he moved to pick her up.

Dash’s attention snapped to J. She flew up into the air and landed on J’s back, nuzzling her head close to his.

J smiled and placed a hand on her cheek.

She immediately took the first four fingers into her mouth and started to chew on his hand.

“Ah… good to know that a kiss is out of the question.” J said with a little chuckle. He began walking towards Dash’s house. “I know I’ll regret asking this, is there anything you wanted to do?”

“Mmm…” Dash mumbled.

“So… no?” J asked.

“Wsh n dng?” She mumbled around J’s fingers.

“Dashie you really shouldn’t be speaking with your mouth full!” J said with a little chuckle.

Dash pulled away. “What do YOU want to do?” She asked.

J simply smiled in response.

“That sounds great.” Dash smiled back, starting to chew on his hair.

“So… once we’re in the door? Or… are we waiting until we hit your room?” J asked.

“Yesh.” She slurred.

“So your living room then?” J asked.

Dash nodded.

“Mmmm…” J said, “I can’t wait to taste the Rainbow…”

Dash shoved some of her hair into J’s mouth and giggled. “Why wait?” She asked.

J started chewing a little on it. An even wider smile spreading across his face.

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J opened the door to Dash’s house and stepped inside, “Okay… we’re here…” He said as he took another few steps in.

Dash pushed him down to the floor and stared at him.

J cocked an eyebrow and smiled a little, “But Dash… I had a surprise for you…” He said.

“What.” Dash asked curiously.

“Why don’t you come a little closer?” J asked.

Dash lowered herself on top of him, putting her head next to his.

J wrapped his arms around her, “This is really nice…” He said as he kissed her cheek.

Rainbow Dash started giggling before kissing him.

J’s one hand slid up to Dash’s head while the other slid down to her ass. He slipped his hand into her pants and started pushing a finger into her ass hole.

Dash’s mouth dropped open and she yelped.

J quickly pulled his finger out, “What’s wrong?” He asked.

“Did I say stop?” She said.

He shook his head and resumed fingering her ass.

Dash moaned and started taking her shirt off.

J reached down with his other hand and started to take off her pants.

Dash smiled, her wings twitching as his hands ran down her, her pants finally off. She shivered slightly and leaned down to kiss him.

J wrapped his arms around her and pulled her down snugly against his body. “You look really cold…” He said as he returned the kiss.

“You look really warm…” She said quietly, resting her head on his chest.

He gently nuzzled her cheek, “Dashie… it’s really been bugging me… but do you mind if I call you Skittles?” He asked.

“Yes.” She said.

“Just… yes?” He asked. “Or… was that a, yes I do mind… or a, yes you can?”

“D.” She said.

“I… oh… okay?” He said uncertainly. “So… what was D?”

“D. All of the above.” She said.

“U… uh…” He mumbled, “Okay?”

“It could also mean dick.” She said, sliding a hand into his pants and grabbing his dick.

J’s wings twitched a little. “Okay… that’s great too…” He said as he slid his hands up to her chest and started playing with her breasts.

Dash moaned. “Mm… You know what to do.” She smiled.

He smiled, “So do you…” He said as he kissed her.

Dash jumped up and tore his pants off.

“Mmm right to the point… but… this reminds me of something…” He smiled as he looked over her body. “Come on… I almost forgot your surprise… help me get my shirt off…”

Dash started to pull his shirt off with her teeth.

“Okay…” J giggled, “Bring that tasty body here…” He motioned to his face.

Dash knelt down, pressing her pussy to his face and biting her lip.

J’s hands moved up to her ass and he pushed his tongue into her pussy.

“SHhhng.” She slurred, her wings shooting outward.

J shoved two fingers into her ass as he slide his tongue up and down her walls. After a few seconds of holding his fingers in her ass he began to piston them in and out.

“T...Taste my rainbow!” Dash moaned loudly.

J squeezed both her ass cheeks tightly, he then pulled his tongue out and started nibbling and sucking on her clit.

Dash shrieked in pleasure and started grinding her pussy on his mouth.

J twisted his face a little bit rubbing his snout against her pussy as he pushed his tongue back in and picked up licking every part of her interior. He then quickly stuffed a third finger into her ass.

“Gn… Love you…” Dash moaned.

J grabbed her tail and gently tugged on it.

Dash’s tongue lolled out and she threw her head back.

He gave another little tug before twisting his snout again, his tongue spiraled down her pussy before shooting back up.

Her eyes rolled back and she gripped J tightly before her pussy started to spasm, cumming and tightening on J’s tongue.

J pulled his tongue out and guided her down onto her back. Both his wings and his dick stood at attention. He got over top of her, “Now… what do you want to start with?” He asked.

“You know what I want…” She cooed, spreading her legs open.

He guided the tip down to her pussy before he pushed in he leaned down and kissed her. As their lips met he thrust in, hilting himself fully inside her.

She moaned deeply into his mouth, wrapping her arms around him and squeezing his wings.

He moaned into her mouth and pressed his tongue deeper into her throat while he slowly pistoned in and out of her.

She started thrusting her hips toward him, her face flushing slightly as her moans increased.

He grabbed her breast and roughly fondled it.

“Yes… Faster…. Past the 20… TOUCHDOWN!” She screamed and tightened around J. Her head fell back and she came again. “OH GOD TEACH ME YOUR PLAYS JOHN MADDEN!”

J stopped and looked down at her, “What?” He questioned. After a few moments, “Oh… okay right…” He mumbled before he started to pound into her.

“MAKE THE TWO POINT CONVERSION RIGHT NOW!” Dash screamed. “Oh fuck… Here comes the point after!”

J smirked as he slowly slid back out of her, he held his dick teasingly outside of her.

“Wh… Why aren’t you sacking my quarterback?” She asked.

“Dashie…” He said with a small smile, “I love you but…”

“I love you too…” Dash said.

“I know you do… but…” He said.

“What?” She asked. Her eyes wandered down to his already formed knot.

“I’m kicking for the field goal…” J said as he slammed forward forcing his knot into her. “And… it’s good…” He moaned.

Dash’s mouth shot open and her head slammed back to the floor. “Ngh fngg… Slg…” She slurred.

He leaned down and kissed her as he came.

“Oh FUCK! Here comes the gatorade…” She moaned.

After a few minutes J pulled out his dick still hard. “Not so fast… it looks like we’re heading into overtime…” He smiled.

“Oh? We just entered halftime.” She said.

“Mmm… but the show’s too interruptive…” He said.

“So let’s just skip to the last quarter.” Dash said.

“I love that idea…” He said as he lined up with her ass.

“Here comes the game winning ball…” Dash mumbled.

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The next morning:

“We can’t jump to any conclusions…” Rainbowshine said in an attempt to calm her husband Lightning Prism down.

“Like hell I can’t! There’s a man sleeping with my daughter in her living room, and they’re both naked! What kind of conclusion shouldn’t I draw from that?!?” Lightning said angrily.

“Well… we haven’t really been in contact with Dash very much recently.” Rainbowshine said.

“I know! But still a new boyfriend is SOMETHING she should tell us about!” Lightning said.

Dash grumbled a little and snuggled closer to J in her sleep. In return J tightened his grip around her and nuzzled her neck a little.

“Okay… out of all her boyfriends… that’s a real first.” Rainbowshine said.

“N… y… yes it is.” Lightning nodded.

Dash opened her eyes slowly and gently kissed J.

J woke up with in seconds and returned the kiss.

“Ehehm.” Lightning said.

Both J and Dash froze up.

“Hey… Mom… Hey Dad… when did you two get here?” Dash asked without looking over.

“A few minutes ago.” Rainbowshine said.

“How long has he been with you?” Lightning questioned.

“About seven months now.” J said.

“Really… I thought it was eight…” Dash said.

“No… no next month it’d be eight.” J said.

“Oh right…” Dash laughed quietly.

“It’s fine…” J said comfortingly.

“A… what?” Lightning questioned.

“I think they’re really cute… excluding them doing it in the living room.” Rainbowshine said.

“Mom…” Dash said quietly her face flushing a little bit.

J whispered something into Dash’s ear that caused not only her face to flush even more, it also caused her wings to shoot out.

“I’m telling you both that, that’s enough!” Lighting said raising his voice a little.

“Ow…” Dash groaned as she rubbed her temples. “Please… don’t shout…”

Rainbowshine smiled a little bit, “And he just keeps getting better.” She said.

“What are you talking about?” Lightning asked.

“Our daughter is hung over.” Rainbowshine said.

“Mmhmm…” Dash mumbled, “Just a little…”

“And I was the one drinking straight whiskey.” J laughed.

“W… what? You…” Lightning said angrily.

Dash gripped J a little tighter.

“I… sort of forced him into it…” Dash said.

“No… no you didn’t.” J said in a slightly firm tone, “It was consensual both ways. And I’d say very loving the entire time.”

Rainbowshine raised an eyebrow and her smile widened a little bit.

“N… Wha… you…” Lightning stammered.

“Regardless of this I think he’s really nice.” Rainbowshine said.

“You have no idea…” Dash said nuzzling J a little.

“How… can you…” Lightning said staring at his wife.

“It is Dash’s house.” Rainbowshine said. “And unlike her last two he hasn’t run from you.”

“Heh… even if I could I wouldn’t.” J said.

“And unlike the last two he’s been nice to her.” Rainbowshine continued.

“More than nice… though there was one incident… but… I know he didn’t mean it… and he more than made up for it.” Dash said.

“And unlike the last two…” Rainbowshine began.

“He hasn’t left me alone when I really wanted him to be with me.” Dash finished.

“And I knew about him.” Rainbowshine smiled.

“W… what? Y… you did?” Lightning asked sounding a little stunned.

“Mmmhm.” Rainbowshine nodded.

“And… you didn’t… tell me?” Lightning questioned.

“No I didn’t.” Rainbowshine said.

“Why… not?” Lightning asked.

“I knew you’d freak out on him Dad.” Dash said.

“E… N…” Lightning stammered.

“C’mon J let’s get a shower.” Dash said quietly.

“Don’t worry we’ll be down here for a while.” Rainbowshine said as she directed Lightning to sit down.

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Dash stepped into the shower and turned it on.

J quickly swooped in behind her and gently hugged her.

“J…” She said quietly, looking back at him.

“Yeah Dashie?” He asked.

“I really don’t remember all too much of what happened last night… would you care to remind me?” She asked as she innocently spread her lips apart for him.

He guided the tip to her entrance, “I don’t mind in the slightest.” He said.

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Dash clung tightly to J, still panting heavily.

“We… really need to do this more often…” She said.

“Yeah… we do…” He nodded.

She slid off his body and stood up. “So… much…” She mumbled as she stumbled back into the wall.

He slowly got up and pulled her in again. He pressed his lips to hers.

She moaned a little into his mouth.

“Come on… let’s get dressed and head back downstairs…” J said.

“Yeah…” Dash said a little sadly. “Lets…”

“Hey… whenever you want me to stay over just tell me.” J said as he kissed her again.

Dash smiled and hugged him tightly, “Okay.” She said.