Orion sped down the hallways with the perky pink party pony perched precariously on his shoulders. He was currently running for his dear life, trying to dodge and avoid blasts of some kind of weird Force powers and attacks from the little, colorful ponies trying desperately to kill him. Now, that wouldn't have been a problem normally. But the fact that some of the ponies could fucking fly made things a lot more interesting.

And as he ran around another corner, the pony on his shoulders whooped in excitement, gripping her hooves around his head even tighter. "Whoo! Faster! Faster! Fa- Look out!" she screamed.

He had to duck as yet another airborne pony tried, and failed, to skewer him with a short spear. He laughed wildly as the pony crashed into its comrades, causing them to tumble to the ground, making an even bigger mess of the white marble hallway and shredding the plush rug with a tangle of weapons and armor. "Run, run, run as fast as you can! You can't catch me, I'm the fucking Muffin Man!" he screamed as he vaulted over a group of ponies waiting for him with the help of his Force powers.

The pink pony on his shoulders somehow managed to stick its head in front of his field of vision and gave him an odd look. "Why 'Muffin Man'?" she asked curiously.

He looked at her and smiled brightly. "Because muffins is gooooood!" he moaned with a drop of drool trailing down his face.

She just shrugged and reclaimed her previous position. "Makes sense to me," she said as if it was the most normal thing in the world.

At that very moment, a huge explosion rocked the castle and caused Orion and the pony on his shoulders to get flung to the floor.

***

The world was yelling at him. Or, so Larry thought. He could just be drunk again. Yeah, that made sense. The world can't yell; that would just be stupid.

He pushed himself up from the ground and felt the world sway beneath him. Yeah, he was drunk. The half empty bottle he was still clutching in his hand confirmed that theory. The only thing odd about the picture was that everything was slightly sideways and he was sliding.

He looked at the floor and saw that he was standing on one of the panels that belonged on the ceiling. And almost as if on cue in some ameture and only slightly entertaining story, the panel slipped out from underneath his feet and sent him rolling down the floor to the far side of the room where he crashed into the wall, head first.

He waited a few seconds to be sure that it was over, and once he was sure that it was, he pushed himself up and made his way to the door of his room. He pushed the button to open the door, but it was jammed.

He thought about what he should do, and after thinking about it, could only come up with one solution.

He pulled his hands back and dropped in to a semi-focused trance. He gathered a large amount of Force into his hands, preparing for what he was about to do. After about half a minute of concentration, he shot his hands forward. The Force energy was enough to completely obliterate the door. But what he didn't know was that the force of his action sent his nightstand tumbling at him.

He didn't even realize what was happening when something hard suddenly struck his head, sending him sailing out of his room and rolling down the hallways of the ship. He didn't think about much during his roll, but he did manage to figure out that his bottle of rum was gone. He whined a bit at this, but as he hit yet another wall, his breath was cut short.

He wasn't sure how many walls he had hit, but he guesses that it was around three or four, along with a corner. And at one point or another, he was pretty sure that he had crushed Lily. He wasn't certain, but he was ready to bet credits on it from the small, girlish shout he heard when he slammed into something soft.

But after about a minute of this abuse, he landed hard on what felt like even ground. Unfortunately, the landing had winded him. So he lay there, gasping for air, and looking like a fish out of water the whole time.

But after what felt like hours, but was really about ten seconds, he was able to get some air back into his lungs.

He was about to get up, but a gentle, girlish yell caused him to look up. He saw Lily's scared face and pink hair just before she landed on top of him, knocking the breath out of him.

Lily groaned slightly. "Oohhh, I'm sorry..." she apologized in her usual quiet and timid voice.

There was a guttural groan and the sound of scales rubbing roughly against scales from in front of them.

Sharpe looked at them with a look that was a mixture of annoyance and exhaustion. "Why are Humans so stupid?" he asked tiredly of nobody in particular while rubbing his face with one clawed hand.

The small Gand at his side looked up at him with the Gand's own version of a pitying expression. "Because they're Humans?" Faiz asked in his own language which they all had learned over time.

And as if to back up his point, Megan rolled out of the ship and crashed in to the two that were just recovering, knocking over Lily and making her... Well, scream isn't what she did, but it was her own, quiet, version of a scream. She landed right on top of Larry, forcing the air out of his lungs as he cried out as best he could with no air in anger and twisted agony.

Megan groaned loudly and rolled off of Larry and onto her back. "Ow... That really hurt..." she said in a pained voice.

Then they all heard a voice behind them clear its throat.

Sharpe and Faiz turned to face the group of tiny ponies while Lily and Megan picked themselves up and Larry just rolled around crying from pain and neglect and whatever else he had to cry about. The two of them saw a larger, white pony with wings and a horn and an ethereal mane and tail staring at them with an unsure expression.

Sharpe could see the tension in her muscles, smell her fear, could practically feel her heartbeat. He smiled. "Well hello there, little pony. I'm sorry for the damage our ship caused, but it was unavoidable," he growl-hissed out. Grissed?

When he saw the pony take on a look of repressed horror, he couldn't help but laugh.

***

Celestia tensed even more when she heard him speak. His voice seemed to grind on her bones and cause her nerves to fray. And mixed with his appearance, his needle-like teeth, and the fact that he was almost seven feet tall and was built like a mountain, made her seriously question why she had thought it was a good idea to come this close to him.

Somehow, he saw through her front. She knew this from the way he seemed to study her for a few seconds before laughing at her.

That laugh... It sounded like a mixture of the high-pitched chortle of the hyenas of Zebrica and the low rumbling of a monstrous storm. It broke her front.

She took a few quick steps back, trying to get away from him. She didn't care if the others knew she was afraid of this creature, she needed to get away from him.

He saw her flee from him and smiled wide enough for his serpentine tongue to flick out of his mouth as he gave a quiet hiss. His eyes roved over her, glowing yellow like a thousand candles were lit behind them. His slitted pupils contracted and contorted unnaturally as he scanned different parts of her.

After almost a minute of this, she couldn't take any more of this. "I would like it if you stopped that," she said in a commanding voice. And it would have been impressive too, if her voice didn't crack.

Hearing this, the small, insectiod creature at the monster's side laughed. It made her skin crawl. Like the chittering squeal of a cockroach, but amplified loud enough to assault her ears.

She suddenly had an idea of why that first creature had run away from the crash. But speaking of...

There were three other creatures of the same sort behind the two monstrous beings standing before her. One was crying on the ground, and the other two were hiding behind the dragon-like thing, eyeing her curiously.

It spoke again. "I'm assuming from your crown that you are the ruler here?" it said questioningly.

She steeled her nerves and took a calming breath. "Yes. I am Princess Celestia, goddess of the Sun and protector of the day and everything that my light touches. Together with my sister, Princess Luna, goddess of the Moon and watcher of the night, and also my past pupil, Twilight Sparkle, leader of the Elements of Harmony, we watch over this land and protect it from any dangers that present itself." She finished her little speech with a strong stance, showing off her wings.

The large dragon creature only raised a scaly brow at her. "Well, good for you. I am Sharpe, master bounty hunter, killer of Jedi and Sith alike, and the best damn sharpshooter in the Galaxy."

Celestia's eyes widened. A bounty hunter and a killer?! Just how dangerous was this being...?

The small, buggy creature started chittering and clicking. It went on for about half a minute before it struck a heroic pose, throwing its head back and placing its hands on its hips.

Celestia only stared at it for a while, unsure of what to do.

The dragon creature cough harshly, drawing her attention. "He's a smuggler and an escape artist. As well as... A great adoptive father," he finished with a strange look at his companion.

They stood there with an awkward silence hanging over them for a few minutes, interrupted occasionally only be the sounds coming from the ruined starship.

"I'm Lily," a quiet voice spoke up suddenly.

Everyone in the room looked to one of the beings hiding behind the dragon creature. Judging by its voice, it was a female. She had pale white skin and long pink hair with light blue eyes. Her features were very subtle, and she had an air of youth and innocence about her. But her surprisingly curvy form was complimented well by the soft pink tones of her hooded robe. Her white and tan leatheris trench coat clashed slightly, but it made her look a little more serious than she normally would without wearing it.

Sharpe roughly grabbed her by both of her arms with a single hand and shoved her towards Celestia, making her blink. "Stop hiding, girl! you can't properly introduce yourself while behind me," he scolded.

The timid girl stumbled forward from the force of the huge creature's push and stopped just a few feet short of Celestia. She eyed the alicorn with hesitation, not sure what to think.

Celestia saw this girl and was immediately reminded of one of Twilight's friends, Fluttershy. She smiled gently and softened her gaze. "It's a pleasure to meet you, child," she said softly.

The girl, Lily, flashed a small smile and bowed slightly at the waist.

Just then a high, buzzing was heard.

Everyone in the room looked at the ship, which the sound was coming from. As they watched, the sound only grew louder.

"Well, that can't be good," Sharpe said in a worried tone.

Just then, the back of the ship flashed a bright white as the engine thrusters all exploded violently, sending all of them flying away from the ship and further destroying the already wrecked throne room.

***

The pair that was Pinkie Pie and Orion made their way through the white marble halls, searching for the source of the explosion. The plush red carpeting beneath their respective walking limbs made their steps near silent as they went. They sometimes past a guard, or a maid, but before they could scream and give away their position, Orion would wipe their mind and quickly knock them out.

The two of them noticed that the closer they got to the throne room, the more smoke there was. This worried Pinkie, but only made Orion wonder what exciting "asploshuns" he had missed. He hoped it wasn't too fun, or he would have to make it happen again so he could see it.

"What do you think happened?" Pinkie asked her new friend.

Orion closed his eyes for a few seconds before responding. "Well, nobody's dead, so it couldn't have been too bad. Oh! Maybe we can even do it again! But bigger!" he exclaimed excitedly.

Pinkie hopped up and down in place with a huge grin on her face. "Maybe we can even have it explode cake and pie and candy and confetti and streamers!"

Orion looked at her with a deadly serious expression. "That is the best idea I have ever heard in my life," he said in an expressionless tone and looked back ahead of them.

Pinkie cocked a brow at the strange man. He was way too random for his own good. And this only made her like him more.

They turned another corner and heard voices coming towards them.

They quickly ducked into a broom closet that was very conveniently placed and listened as the voices got closer. It was hard to tell from the dirty mop covering his head, but Orion thought that they were women.

"... eard that Princess Luna is furious! When she came in, they were all blow up! Luckily, she didn't get caught in the blast of... whatever that thing was," the first voice said. It had the faintest accent that made it sound as if it were hissing, but it was definitely female.

"Well, I'm just glad we got out of there before she got into a fight with that... thing..." the second voice, also a female, said with a shudder in her voice.

In just a few seconds, they would be in front of the door. Orion smiled wickedly.

"But anyway, what are we doing here?" the first voice asked.

"We're supposed to be finding some runaway alien that should be-" but she was interrupted.

Orion slammed the door open, causing them to scream. "RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!" he bellowed, and grabbed them both, pulling them into the closet and closing the door behind him.

The stopped screaming long enough to look at him. Then they took in another breath.

Orion waved his hand in front of both their faces. "You don't want to scream," he said calmly.

It took a few seconds, but the two of them visually calmed down.

On closer inspection, it turned out that they weren't normal ponies, but some type of nocturnal variant. They had bright yellow eyes with slitted pupils, much like Sharpe did. And their ears were more pointed than usual. If Orion didn't know better, he would say that they were bat ponies... Bat ponies are too fucking cool.

"Wh- what are you?" the first one asked, dumbfounded by Orion's strange appearance.

The hooded man just shrugged. "I'm God," he said simply.

The two of them just stared at him.

He sighed in disappointment. "You will tell me what happened to the things that crashed here," he said calmly, waving his hand in front of them again.

The second one spoke up. "After the big metal thing blew up, Princess Luna showed up with all of the Night Guard," she told him.

"When we saw that there were some kind of aliens, we rushed in, but some of the new recruits attacked and a big fight broke out," the second one added.

"We got away from the fight to look for an alien that got away-"

"- And then we found you."

Orion smiled at the news.

"How did you do that?" Pinkie Pie asked in disbelief.

He looked at her with a widening smile. "I told you, I'm God," he said while tapping the side of his nose with a finger.

Pinkie jabbed her hooves at them frantically. "Do it again! Do it again! Make them do something!" she yelled.

Orion turned back to the two with a devious smile. He waved his hand in front of them again. "You will let me pet your ears," he said.

They both nodded and leaned their heads towards him.

He reached out and stroked their ears. He couldn't really feel it because of his gloves, but he could tell it was velvety soft, and incredibly smooth.

"Again! Again!" cheered Pinkie.

He waved his hand in front of them yet again. "You will let me hug you," he said calmly.

They both just nodded again and reached out their hooves, waiting for his embrace.

He smiled happily and hugged them tightly, nuzzling his face into their fur. It was so warm and soft...

"Again again again again again!" Pinkie almost screamed.

He released them and waved his hand in front of them, yet again. "You will let me... kiss you," he said with a certain amount of force behind his voice.

They both hesitated for a second, but nodded again and puckered their lips slightly, waiting for him.

He smiled evilly as he leaned in towards the first bat pony. Their lips connected and Orion instantly tasted blueberries. Blueberries? Why the fuck does this bat pony taste like blueberries...? Meh, whatever.

He pushed harder against her, including his tongue in the kiss for only a second before pulling away.

He looked at the other bat pony and lunged forward, catching her violently in a kiss. This time, he tasted grapes. What?! Why the hell do these ponies taste like fruit?! This requires further investigation...

He forced his tongue into her mouth and was actually surprised when her own tongue fought briefly with his own. But after a few more seconds, he pulled away.

He looked at Pinkie with a slightly crazed expression, and she could have sword that his eyes were glowing. "Want me to do anything else...?" he asked her slowly.

Pinkie Pie was blushing furiously from the display in front of her. She was covering her face with her hooves to attempt to hide it, so she couldn't respond before he continued talking.

"I'll take your silence as a yes," he said with a laugh. He looked back to the bat ponies and waved his hand in front of them both again. "You will both have a three-way fuck with me. And you will like it more than anything else you've ever experienced." He said this with so much force behind his voice, he was almost shouting at them.

They both looked like they were internally struggling with the mental pressure he was putting on them. Their eyes twitched slightly, and they were fidgeting. "I... I... will..."

Orion pushed his hand closer to them, and it felt like the very air around them was pressing down on them. He knew that this was dangerous, and it could even be fatal for them. But it was fun to watch, and if he pulled it off, it would be even more fun.

After almost two minutes, the pair of them nodded slowly.

Orion punched the air, the sudden movement knocking over a broom and hitting him on the head. But he didn't notice; he was too busy with his new playthings.

The first bat pony reached a hoof between her thighs and started rubbing herself fiercely, making small squishing noises from her fast coming juices. While she did this, soft moans escaped her mouth, only fueling the situations fire.

The second bat pony was kissing Orion deeply, making full use of her tongue to dominate the man. She smiled into the kiss as he submitted to her, letting her take full control of the situation.

The two pulled apart as the first bat pony came up to them and traced her wet hoof along Orion's jawline, moistening his stubbled skin.

He grabbed her hoof and brought it to his mouth, licking it and sucking it. And after only a few short moments, the hoof was clean. He smiled at the taste. Yep, definitely blueberries.

She put her hoof back on her private parts to re-soak it to give her new fuckbuddy another taste.

While her friend went back to playing with herself, the second bat pony looked at the extremely large bulge in her new playmate's pants. She smiled as she used her hooves to pull apart the buckle so she could get at him. It took a while, but it was worth it.

Orion smiled at them both as they eyed his giant-

***

Mavis ripped her eyes away from the book so quickly that she got whiplash from the action. What the hell was that?! Did this book really just turn into an explicit novel?!

She looked behind her over her shoulder quickly. She knew that she was alone, but it was a reflex more than anything else.

She let out a breath when she didn't see anybody and turned back to the book. She flipped over the page she was on and began reading the next page...

***

... Orion thrust into her again, even more violently than before, causing her to scream in a mixture of horrible pain and mind-numbing pleasure from his huge member spreading her walls so far apart. "Oh, yes! By Luna's moon, yes! Harder! Faster! Deep-"

***

"Nope!" Mavis yelled out loud as she turned the page again. She shook her head to rid her of the lingering mental images she had picked up as she leaned back over her book and began reading again...

***

... With both of their dripping entrances pressed against his stiff cock, the feeling was immeasurably more amazing than it had been than with either of them alone. He gabbed both of their backsides, one in each hand, and pressed them together to increase the pressure and heat.

He growled as he started to move his hips, pumping up and down between them. He knew that this pleasurable torture would finish him off faster than he would have liked, so he attempted to increase his mates' pleasure by kissing them each in turn as he-

***

"What the fuck?!" Mavis screamed as she slammed the book shut hard enough to send up a small cloud of dust.

She instantly cringed as she realized that she had just alerted anybody nearby to her presence. If they found her in here reading a book like this... Well, it would be bad.

She waited a few minutes in silence to try to hear anything that would mean that somebody was in the other room. But, try as she might, she couldn't hear anything.

She took a few deep, calming breaths and opened the book again. It took a while to find her place, but once she did, she flipped ahead until the "explicit content" was done.

She shook her head. "Eighteen pages... How could anybody even last that long...?"

She sat there, staring at the page, but not really reading it.

She quickly looked over her shoulder to make sure she was alone. She was.

She then flipped back to the beginning of when things got... Well, "heated", quickly dog eared the page, and then flipped back to where she just was.

Even though she was a Jedi and was supposed to shun those kind of thoughts, she was also a teenage girl who had an overactive imagination.

She smiled as she thought about reading that part later on, after finishing the book.

But obscene thoughts pushed aside temporarily, she delved back into her read and read the first line of a new page...

***

... Sharpe's weapon went off with a roar of anger and death as he charged his opponent.