Theh Insedint

Bai Laeffinz

    One day, Trixie was wlacking  down theh road when Gummy riding on Vinyl Scratch’s horn via his ass hole. Trixie was truned on by this and become vrey wet. She sudenly troe off al her cclothes and forcefuly thrusted Gummy’s scally penis into her horse vagina. Just then, sccotaloo who was really spitfire  joined indo theh violent, slipery pony alligator orgy. Gummy and trixie wer fuking so hard that his alligator dick poped right off. Cum and blood was errywhere. Trixie climaxed all over spitfire, and vinyl scratch eagrley licked it all up. Then spitfir and vinyl fucked for decades and decades until they died of thirst, even though they could have dranked eech otheers bodilly flooids. Trixie was just chillin theh whole time watching, masdurbating violentely. She then used vinyls lifeless horn as a deldo. there was still magic in it and it blew up trixie’s ovaries. Just then, a titanic explosion of great mass and heat occurred by SugarCube Corner. Out of the flames and debris appeared the one and only, Mr. Bean. His presence alone brought life back to the two dead ponies, and Gummy. All of the ponies gathered around him in awe. After standing there for a few moments, his eyes turned to a dark shade of ebony, he looked purely evil. He raped and tortured all of the ponies one by one, showing no mercy.  After he was done with Ponyville, nopony was a virgin anymore, Mr. Bean had claimed their chastity.

All except for one, Photo Finish, who had no penis or vagina. Mr Bean ascended via an immense shaft of light, arising slowly into the heavens as everypony watched in amazement and ecstasy.

Then Bruce Willis jacked off in a corner along with Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler. The ponies boiled up their masturbatory excess and fed almost all of Equestria for two days straight.

And that, my friends, is the story of how I got my doctor’s degree.