Richtofen in Equestria
by TOECUTTER
Chapters
Beginning
It was a very fun day on the moon. Richtofen was playing with Dempsey , Nikolai, and Takeo. He saw them shooting and said Dempsey your luck is running out. Dempsey yelled back Richtofen I'll kill you. Richtofen laughed then said Dempsey I hate you. Takeo was out of ammo and started crying, that cry baby Nikolai said to himself as he threw a stemtec. A undead astronaut teleported in front of Dempsey. He grabbed his zap gun and blew it to high hill.
(Meanwhile in ponyville)
Twilight was trying to do this spell to find different worlds. She somehow messed up and saw the moon overrun with the undead. She noticed a ghostly figure in the sky laughing at the three men fighting. She was processing what is going on. She then teleported back in her library.
(Back on the moon)
Richtofen was laughing as much as possible at his undead army. He noticed a purple thing in the corner of his eye. He turned to see nothing. He ignored it. He started hearing the voices again then everything went black and silent.
Richtofen woke up with a splitting headache. He could see color everywhere and he didn't like it. He said nein to bright. He heard a voice say what are you. He saw a purple unicorn with a purple dragon with her. Richtofen screamed and said what is zis. The unicorn tried calming him by trying to touch him. He simply backed away and said stay away. The unicorn said to calm down. Richtofen said it speaks I must be high. The unicorn said my names twilight sparkle what's your name. Richtofen said it is none of your concern mutated horse. Twilight was horrified of what he said. I'm not mutated she yelled. Richtofen was speechless. He heard another voice, it was Samantha. He knew it right away it was her. He started to get angry and yell. Are you behind this Samantha. She giggled and said yes and i hope you like your new home bye bye now. Richthofen was so mad he had smoke coming out of his ears(just like the cartoons). Twilight was confused on who was he talking too. Richtofen noticed this and calmed down. He said sorry im just confused. Twilight said what are you. Richthofen said he was a scientist of group 935. He didn't say anything else. Twilight was curious but didn't push it. She asked him for tea. He said yeah tea sounds good.
(Meanwhile on moon)
The three soldiers were on their last moments and Dempsey was sure of it. He told Nikolai and take to go to the teleporter. They moon walked on it shooting zombies at the same time.the teleporter started making sounds. It made a loud band and the three soldier blacked out. They awoke with headaches and volmiting. They noticed they were in a garden of some sorts. Nikolai said hey food I'm a happy drunk now haha. Dempsey simply rolled his eyes and sighed. Hey guys look a cottage let's see if any one is home I could use a bath and dinner now Dempsey said while pointing at the cottage. Takeo was not sure to trust this but followed Dempsey. Nikolai said i hope theirs vodka and then he followed Takeo to the front door. Dempsey knocked softly. He waited a few seconds and the door opened slightly. He saw a pair of cyan eyes staring at him and then the door closed.
After the tea they had a nice conversation about science. Richtofen didn't want to bring up element 115 and group 935. Twilight was really curious about his world and his species. He asked how our world works and stuff like that. She did bring up awkward stuff that he didn't want to talk about. Twilight noticed it was getting dark outside. She asked if he could stay but he hesitated. He went outside to find a park bench. He got comfortable and fell asleep on the bench.
(Meanwhile at a cottage)
Dempsey thought he seen this pony before but brushed it off. Dempsey asked if him and his comrades could get some food and a place to rest. The yellow pony hesitated at first but allowed them to come in. They sat on the couch. The yellow pony was shaking because of these things she has never seen before. Takeo stated to her that we will not hurt you, he bowed. The pony calmed down and said to stay here. She left and came back with three bowls of soup on a tray. Nikolai asked if she had vodka. Surprisingly she has a bottle she never bothered drinking. She gave to Nikolai and he drank it in one shrug. They ate and the pony told them her name was Fluttershy. They talked for a little bit and then everyone went to bed.
Richtofen awoke with birds chirping and the sun shining in his face. He let out a moan and went to the library. When he got there he saw a bigger pony with wings. She had white fur and wavy hair. Richtofen was confused. He asked twilight who she was. She said her name is Princess Celestia. He still didn't understand. He rubbed his head and he saw five more ponies and his comrades. Dempsey yelled at him and tried to punch Richtofen, but Celestia's magic held all four in there place. Dempsey was angry. He was wanting his revenge. Celestial said to calm down and tell us why you hate each other. Richtofen said that Dempsey stole all the color on Ascention. Dempsey said that Richtofenwas taking over the world. Celestial was shocked to hear this so she zapped Richthofen to a different world.
time to party
Richthofen was pretty much bored today. He noticed no one around town. Rainbow dash told him that a cool friend of his was at sugar cube corner. He was confused at what she said but followed her. He ended up inside the building. The building was dark and silent. Then out of nowhere the lights came on and everyone shouted out SURPRISE. He fell on his back in shock. He passed out.
After the party Richtofen went back to his home on the bench. Richtofen waved goodbye to everyone even Dempsey. Dempsey just gave him the bird. He laughed and walked out the building. Fluttershy stopped him and said "you can stay with me.... if you want to that is"?
Richthofen smiled and said "yeah that bench was.uncomfortable anywhere". Him and Fluttershy went to her cottage for a good nights sleep. When they arrived Fluttershy said "you can sleep in my bed if you want"? Richtofen told her "I can sleep on the couch yeah". She said "ok". Angel was sitting on the couch.
Richtofen asked "can you move please"? Angel just stood there arms crossed. Richtofen asked again"I will show you what your guts look like". Angel looked scared and hopped off. He laid on the couch and fell asleep.
The next day Richtofen awoke with Fluttershy staring at him. She quickly looked away and hoped he didn't noticed. Richtofen asked "why are you staring at ze doctor"? Fluttershy said "um I wasn't staring at you, you were talking in your sleep".
Richtofen just shrugged. He smelt food in the air. He asked "are you cooking something"? Fluttershy said "y-yes its waffles I'm sorry if you don't like them I could make something else if you want". He said "nein I like um waffles". They then ate breakfast. They didn't talk much though.
While he was eating Richtofen noticed that bunny wasn't here to bother him. Fluttrrshy was scared about him being missing. Richtofen wondered why she loved him to death. Fluttershy went out to search for that bunny. Richtofen came along because Fluttershy gave him the stare. Richtofen hated the stare. That is probably the first and only time he was ever scared. They were in the forest and they both heard scary noises. They found this old castle. The castle had footprints of the bunny going in the castle.
Richtofen went in and found an old chest. He opened it to find his ray gun. He said "what.... how did this get in here"? Then out of know where a bunch of Timberwolves came out and glared him. Richtofen twisted the button to the ray gun to turn it on. He shot all three Timberwolves. They became a pile of sticks. He noticed the bunny in the pile of sticks covered in sap. He picked him up and ran out. Fluttershy was waiting and saw them run out. Richtofen said "run"! They ran out safely. Richtofen covered in sticks and thorns. He said "I'm done". Then passed out.
Richthofen was in the theatre in Kino Der Toten. He saw his allies sitting there dying. Dempsey was already dead with his arms ripped off. Nikolai was split in half taking his last breaths. Takeo was a headless zombie. Richtofen was happy to see this. He then saw he was in front of Twilights library. There were millions of zombies headed straight towards him. Then he woke up.
Richtofen was in the Everfree Forest with Fluttershy. He went to find element 115. He ended up finding an old castle. He went inside and found out that Fluttershy was not behind him. He looked around to see her nowhere to be found. He didn't even care, but something inside wanted to go look for her. He just ignored it. He was walking when suddenly he fell through the floor and fell to his death.
(FLUTTERSHY'S POV)
Fluttershy was walking with Richtofen and she noticed a big change in him. He was grinning for no reason and talking to himself. He saw this castle and went inside. Fluttershy was just standing there when suddenly a group of zombies surrounded her. She screamed and flew as high as she could. The zombies just screamed " FREE HUGS!"
Richtofen was excited about his findings of element 115. He was in the castle all day every day working on new weapons without rest. Twilight was the most worried about him. She went to the castle to find out what he has been doing. She opened the door to find all kinds of technology she has never seen before. She heard yelling in the room down he hall. She went to investigate and saw Richtofen making some sort of big electric stick. Richtofen turned around and saw Twilight terrified. He walked slowly torward her with a grin on his face. He then took a stone and smashed her in the face.O_O