Twilight Sparkle had a plan. A good plan. She had the best plan for finally revealing her feelings to her longtime object of affections Rarity, one that was sure to win her heart.

Twilight Sparkle kicked in the door of Carousel Boutique and shouted "Hey Rarity, let's not have graphic sex in front of everypony!"

"Oddly specific way to chart what the day's events won't be, but if you say so darling." Rarity went back to making dresses.

Twilight sat down on the nearest couch and pondered how every life choice she has ever made was poor. "So I guess reverse psychology doesn't work after all..."

"By the way," Rarity said, "if you had asked to I would've said yes."

"Goddammit!"