The Last Human
by awesomeguyilkeponys
First published
Andrew Taylor, a human, who messed with the world itself, sent it to Equestria then realized
Andrew Taylor, a human, who messed with the world itself, he pushed the world too far. All humans then end up in Equestria. They learned to accept it then taught the ponies technology. They became interested in the art of warfare. After realizing the plight they are all in. He begins a journal of the accounts of the world. Traveling around the world trying to survive the constant searches of the ponies.
The First Entries
Journal Entry 1
The following pages are my record of the next few months as well as the past few years. My name is Andrew Taylor I am a biologist particle physist and chemist. Me and my team were working on a way to transfer objects with less energy or make a way to put more mass into less volume. Well we succeeded…mostly. In an atom there is more space BETWEEN the nucleus and the electrons then there is mass. So we shove another atom in between and just store it there and eventually pull it out again. Although it was unstable and long story short the entire human race was sent to the magical land of Equestria. Then to make it worse we started teaching the ponies technology. And now we teach them history. All in all they seem very interested in the art of war. I suspect that they will attack us or make humans illegal. I may be overreacting I am doing well being treated as a hero. Receiving a good house a butler, guards. Well my servant Blue Star is waiting for me and wondering what I’m writing. If you are reading this well I’m probably dead or have dropped it.
Putting down the quill and closing the leather bound journal. “Come in Blue Star.”
The blue pony walked in his grey mane neat and orderly, butler outfit the same. He was holding a tray and said “Your tea sir.”
“On the table. Do you want some?” Even if he didn’t trust the ponies he still decided to be respectful to them and treat them as humans.
“Oh no thank you sir, I prefer coffee.” The pony said setting down the tray.
Taking the glass and sipping it to test it then said “Well then get some coffee and sit down with me.”
“No I couldn’t sir I have things to do.”
Sighing knowing he could never win a fight with his butler “Well then you may go.”
His butler walked out and Andrew sighed. “It’s so lonely here. There’s nothing to do…except for complex equations and chemistry.”
Then looking at the stand full of beakers and vials he decided to do a simple reaction and prank.
Taking the vial labeled MgSO4•K2SO4 or langbeinite to the common man. And then with a smirk he grabbed the bottle of water and poured it into a beaker. He knew it would be hard to separate the chemicals but it would be something to do.
After a short time he grabbed the beaker and vial with a smirk. Then hid them in his coat. Walking outside telling his butler he was going out for a walk. Then when he got to the town square he quietly set down the beaker of water. Then undoing the vial and pouring the contents into the water he stepped away quickly and acted as if he didn’t do anything.
Then in a brilliant light it exploded and caused panic. Ponies running around not knowing what happened.
A few stallions laughed having seen what he had done. One walked up and said “Dude perhaps you should either 1 run 2 open up a stand and show those tricks off. What was that? Your human so not magic.”
Turning towards the pony he said “Science my boy science.”
“Whatever.”
Then hearing the ponies behind him he realized he made to many of them mad. “THERE HE IS GET HIM!”
Running he had prepared for this. Quickly he grabbed the glass vial of water and then the vial of sodium. Smashing both on the ground behind him they exploded and masked him from view.
Then he ran home and walked in panting. “Sir have you gone and caused trouble again?”
“Yes, don’t tell anyone.”
“Yes sir.”
Calming down Andrew thought he needed to know something “Blue Star, if the princesses ordered all humans executed. Would you oblige and kill me, or hide and defend me?”
“I would protect you sir. I have sworn loyalty.”
“Thank you Blue Star I needed some reassurance.”
Going back to his room he thought to himself. “Hmm maybe I should open a store. Just to pass the time. Well I have to get more chemicals.”
Going to the case he started thinking aloud. “Hmm what do I need more of…well I need Francium, Uranium, Mercury. All difficult and toxic. I think that’s why I don’t have them. Oh well.”
Then he started mixing and creating compounds for reactions that were appeasing to the eye.
After another few hours he decided it time to sleep. Turning off the lights and laying in bed he laughed. Thinking how much technology advanced yet is still primitive.
*sigh* “We have television yet nearly nothing to watch and no one can afford them. And producers are having trouble whether to base It off humans or ponies. Same with games. Computers are cheaper, but the internet is only just being set up. Telephones are there but once again the lines are only just going up. Plus no one wants to pay for things like that. We do have cars, but only humans really want them. Well enough Idle thought.” He thought to himself
In the morning he began working again when Blue Star walked in “Sir you must pack your things and leave for Canterlot right away. You have a meeting with the science board.”
“Ok thank you. Do you know the subject of discussion?”
“No, but I would suggest you bring your notes. And anything you want to have over the next few days.”
“Right it’s a multiple day conference.” He began to pack his suitcase and threw in his journal and pen.
Then he ran outside and to the chariot assigned to officials. Climbing in he gave the word and the pegasus took off.
Three hours later during the meeting he discussed the matter of how quickly they should release technology so not to make the mistakes of humans and destroy the ecosystem.
Siding strongly that they don’t use fossil fuels and strictly use solar power or other sources of power. After the meeting he picked up his journal so to right the days events in it
Journal Entry 2
Today during the meeting we discussed the use of fuel in Equestria. Unfourntantly most of the men and ponies sided with fuel. Unaware of the destructive powers. And even more concerning the princesses said that they supported the gas BECAUSE of its destructive powers. Although for “protecting” ponies what lies. I now fear that the end of humanity is soon the only reason they still have us is because we have use still. But soon we will not. I suppose I could stock up on weapons for protection. Yes that will do.
Revealed
“Well if I send word to Blue Star directly I may get arrested. I cant just go ‘Oh mr. butler go buy a tank.’ Or can I? Well maybe I’ll just tell him whats going on.”
So he began writing what happened in the meeting that day.
Dear Blue Star,
Go put the groceries in The basement and Turn Off the electricity so we don’T waste money. tHen go to tHe school And makE recorD what sUre what they are teachinG cAuse they Don’t seem To LikE physics. as welL as chemistry. remember H is hydrogen I is iodine Mg is magnesium Ti is titanium Os is osmium LiOOsKrOVRETlNEXeTiFEWLiRE is a nonsexisTenT compound So it doesn’t matter. I WILL WRITE MORE ABOUT THIS LATER BUT FOR NOW I LEAVE.
“There I just hope he’ll get it.” Then he went to the mail delivery system and gave it the scroll to one of the dragons who sent it on its way.
Then returning to his room he realized how boring it is to be a political officer. It takes up a good amount of time but then it leaves with a good amount of time after the meetings.
With nothing to do he began to read a book on Equestrian history. This entertained/distracted him until he decided it time to sleep.
He had a dreamless sleep and woke up in the morning with just enough time to get ready and get to the meeting which would surely take all day.
He threw on some clothes and grabbed his satchel full of notes and headed to the board room. He wondered what the meeting would be about today. It didn’t matter he just had to sit and listen.
Opening the door of the board room he noticed he was the last there and took his seat then said “Sorry I’m late.” Which even though he wasn’t late. It was a traditional apology.
“You are forgiven Mr. Taylor.” Said both the princesses simultaneously.
“Well what is the topic today.” Asked one pony
“Well today we discuss the topic…” Luna paused and began blushing
Celestia hit her sister on the shoulder and said “Be mature Luna it’s a topic that needs discussing.”
“Will one of you tell us?”
Celestia said after a pause “Well its about the allowance of mating between humans and ponies.”
“I knew this topic would come up eventually.” Andrew thought to himself then said aloud “May I ask why this topic came up.”
“Well it’s become quite an issue these past few years. Especially for my pupil and her friends. They’re being confronted by a cult known as bronies.”
“Well I say outlaw it completely and entirely. Although scientifically…”
“You want to conduct experiments on our kind!” one pony said
“Perhaps it is a good idea.” Said another
“But what of the results? What could happen?” a fellow human said
“I VOULENTER. It’s not like I could get any without this experiment.” One human said and the ponies around him punched him in the face, both female, and knocked him out.
“SILENCE! We need to be orderly about this cast a vote. Of the fifty humans and the one hundred fifty ponies here we should be able to be rational.”
An hour later the vote was cast. For the experiment, 83 neutral 40 against 77.
“What do you need for the experiments?” Luna asked
“What is the population of Equestria humans and ponies separately?”
“Humans about .7-.9 billion the rest are scattered around the world. Ponies population about 2.36 billion.” Celestia said
“Well then take 50 of each type of pony, pegasus, earth, unicorn, and gender. Then take 150 male humans and 150 female humans. The rest will be discussed at a later time.”
“What about alicorns?” Said Luna
“Seeing as you’re the only two there’s no need to unless you wanted to. Now can we umm never speak of this again it’s kind of…awkward.”
“Agreed.” Most all of the humans at the table said at near same time.
“Oh I forgot you humans are touchy on this subject. Forgive me and my sister for bringing it up.” Celestia said
“No need. Is there anything else you wanted to talk about during this meeting?”
“Yes the progress of technology advancing. It’s much slower then it should be. The griffins seem to be advancing on our borders and we need to protect ourselves.”
“We are doing our best. We are still working on educating the ponies. Wasn’t that your main concern?”
“Yes sister he’s right. Oh shouldn’t we also ask if the weapons are able to be owned by our citizens. Yes there’s already illegal places to get them but leagally. Should we.”
Another hour later the vote was cast and only six voted against weapons. Andrew and his coworkers. Not enough to stop it. Not even close.
After returning to his room after the meeting he knew he had to act. Scrawling out the next letter to Blue Star. With the code scrawled in it.
After dropping off the letter at the post office he returned to his room. It was only 4:00 now. He did errands around Canterlot until 7:45. He lay down on his bed and began daydreaming until he heard a knock on his door.
Opening the door he saw that Luna was there. She said to him “I wanted to know something about your kind. It’s been on my mind for the past 5 years.”
“Come in come in. Sit down wherever you want.”
“May I ask you a question before you ask me yours?”
“Sure.”
“Why’d you come to me? There’s plenty of other people.”
“I came because you’re the head in human politics. And you’re the one who brought your kind here.”
“That makes sense. Ok what would you like to know?”
Luna took a breath. “What is your opinion on the subject we were discussing today. The technology one not about the other one. Well let me revise that. What’s your opinion on the warfare and weapons. My sister thinks we should gain the knowledge from you and then kill you. I think it’s wrong and I wanted to warn you. And to tell ummm…nevermindIforgotwhatIwasgoingtosay.” She got up and went for the door.
“Luna I can tell your worried to tell me something. But if you don’t want to tell me…then you don’t have to.”
“Ok well I’ll tell you tomorrow.” With that she slammed the door behind her. He heard her mumbling the entire way. Something about. “If…knew…be afraid…prepare…die.”
Sighing he went to sleep. Preparing for the next day.