Stuffed nose, clogged sinuses, itchy eyes: all are tell-tale symptoms of hay fever. With no allergy medicine to help you out, you turn to Twilight for help. Probably not one of your better ideas...
This is an Anon in Equestria story, featuring you as Anonymous. If you have a problem with stories being in second person and the main character being called Anon, please, by all means, leave now.