Ponyville. It was the safest place I could ever find myself. My friends were all there, even my new family. However, my dream was kind of overriding all that. Let's just say it was creating my worst nightmare, a town of sex starved mares.

I ran. I ran through streets, I ran through houses. I ran through buildings I couldn't name. I ran till my feet bled, then just for fun I ran some more. I wasn't running because I wanted to, I was running because that's what my body wanted to do. My brain was like 'What the fuck!' But my body was like 'Fuck this!' It wasn't fun having my brain and body going at it but hell, it kept me alive so far.

Several times I had thought I had lost my amorous pursuers, but as my fellow humans used to say 'Fate has other intentions.' Today it was telling me that it wanted me to die. It wanted me to get rutted to death, on some days I would not be put off by this but when you're me and you have a marefriend that can kick your ass; I tend to not push things.

I was running out of places to hide, my heart was ready to burst and my head was pounding. I thought of one place that could be safety. One place that even I had partially called home, Sweet Apple Acres. I had run through town for what felt like hours, I needed to rest and out there on the farm would be perfect. I could hide there for hours and not be found, I rubbed my hands together and smiled. Now I just had to wait for an opening and my freedom would be much closer.

I risked a chance and peered out of the building I was hiding in. I didn't know who lived here but they had about as much affinity for books as Twilight did, they were everywhere. I turned back to the window I was near and had to quickly duck as two mares came walking by, they looked through the window; I held a breath.

“Is he in there?” One mare asked.

“Nope! Seems Daisy could do with cleaning her house though.” The other replies.

“Oh well, lets try down here.” Both mares leave with the great sound of disappearing hooves.

I let out the breath I was holding. I thought that Luna would be good right about now, only to remember what I did to her when I was that....Thing. I put my head in my hands as a single tear rolls down my cheek, I hurt her. I broke off her horn, I held it in my hand like it was some trophy. I wipe the wetness from my eyes, I can't think about that now. I just hope Luna can forgive me, I hope all of them can. I risk another look and see no mares in sight, great. Now is my chance, I slowly open the houses door and tip toe around the outside wall. I spot the sign pointing to out of town, it conveniently says Sweet Apple Acres. Among other places.

I managed to make it to the road leading to the farm, I had some close calls but with well placed thrown rocks I avoided an incident. I kept low and stuck mainly to the bushes which wasn't hard as the road side was littered with them. It took me almost an hour dodging the odd roaming mare to reach the farm, what I saw while entering through the nearest orchard was Big Mac being tied to a tree and a several mares asking him questions. I moved a little closer.

“Where is he? I know you know, you are his friend after all and the brother of his marefriend!” A unicorn mare asks, standing in front of Big Mac.

“Nope!” Big Mac replies.

“Girls bring me the tickler!” The mare says to her companions.

Two mares leave and return two minutes later with a large feather duster. I watch in awe, though I knew I had to save him; I just couldn't, it was turning to funny.

“I'll ask again...” The mare holds the feather in her hooves. “....Where is John?” The mare points the feather at Big Mac. This dream was becoming so fucked up.

“N-Nope!” Big Mac answers, turning away from the feather.

“Fine we'll do this the hard way.” The mare moves closer.

This was where I thought I had to go, I knew he would be alright but I couldn't help but smile at the thought of big Mac being tickle tortured. I managed to reach the main house by skirting around the ponies torturing Big Mac, the sounds of laughter fading as I slowly open the farm house door and enter.

I closed the door behind me and walked into the kitchen, I sat at the dining table and placed my head in my hands. That is until I heard a voice come from upstairs.

“Hello?” The voice sounded faint, like someone speaking while injured or out of breath. “Can you help me?” I had to find out who it was, even though it was against my better judgement.

I approached the stair case and with baby steps I climbed. I reached the top and found it to be in darkness, which was weird considering it was broad daylight outside. I looked up to were I knew the lamp on the wall was hanging, I carefully removed it from the nail and twisted the cover revealing the glow bugs inside. The lamp cast a weird green glow but I could see the hallway much better. I moved silent and hugged the wall as I made my way through the hall checking doors only to find them all locked.

One door near the end of the hall was ajar, I could hear the sound of scratching coming from with in. I put out the light as the room was emitting it's own light through the door, I slowly look through the door gap and the pony I saw made me open the door and rush in. It was Twilight, she was tied up and a gag once around her mouth was now around her neck. I spotted one of those rings around her horn, the one's that block magic.

“Twilight!” I say as I enter and try to undo the ropes.

“John? Oh thank Celestia, how did you find me?”

“Actually I came here to hide, mares have been chasing me all day.” I reply.

“That would be why they tied me up, I came looking for you.”

“For me? Why?”

“Well, you do know you're dreaming....Right?”

“Duh! Of course I do!” I say as I roll my eyes. “I know a nightmare when I see one.”

“A Nightmare?” Twilight asks.

“Yeah, being chased by mares who only want to rut me silly; is kind of a nightmare for me.”

“Really? Being chased by mares is a nightmare....For you?” Twilight asks while giving me a raised eyebrow.

“What.” I reply shrugging. “The only mare I can accept chasing me is Applejack.” I smile. “And then I might just a tad, let her catch me.”

“Really? You would let Applejack catch you?”

I was about to reply when the sound of the kitchen door slamming, made me panic. I make the gesture for Twilight to keep quite as I open the door and peer out. I turn my head to listen and what I hear is not pleasant.

“Did you get anything out of him?” I hear a mare ask.

“Nope, just laughter and several nopes.” Another mare replies. “Though I think our toying with his stallionhood seemed to convince him to speak.”

“What did he say?”

“Just that he hasn't seem him for days. Pretty much not what we wanted to hear.”

“Oh well, at least we have Miss Sparkle to play with.”

I hear a round of laughter and hooves start to walk up the stairs.

“Shit!” I say to myself.

“John what's wrong?” Twilight asks.

I close the door and look for a way out, I spot a window and proceed to open it. I look out and see that it opens facing the barn, I look down and also see that under the window is a slanted roof of a side room. I turn back to Twilight.

“Twilight, some mares are coming to 'play' with you.” I make the quote sign in the air with both hands. “I think it would be best for you to run, the barn is not far.”

“And how would I get there? I can't fly and those mares are blocking the only exit.”

“That is why you will drop out of this window.” I say gesturing for her to look out. “See..” I point. “The barn is just there and I can drop you down onto the roof of that room there.” I point down. “Then you will slide to the ground and run for the barn.”

“What about you?”

“No time!” I grab Twilight and dangle her out the window. “Ok now, ready?”

“No!”

“Good!” I say as I let Twilight go. She hits the roof of the room and slide down to the grass, though her landing could have used more work. Twilight stands up shaking her body. “You ok?” Twilight nods up at me. “Good, go to the barn I'll try and meet you there.” Twilight nods again and runs to the barn.

I never see her reach it as the hoof steps get closer to the room, these mares should have reached the door by now. Guess they are taking their time. I look around the room and only see a wardrobe. Guess it's better than nothing. I quickly open the wardrobe and hide inside, just as the door to the room opens.

“Hey! Where'd she go?” I hear a mare ask.

“Oh by Luna's teats! Who tied her up?” Another mare asks.

“That would be you Carrot, your knots were never any good.”

“Oh well, maybe....” The mares voice drops off as I hear sniffing (oh shit!). “Hey anypony else smell that?” I hear more sniffing and it gets closer.

“It's him!” I hear a mare cry out. “It's coming from over here!”

I panic. My body starts to sweat as the sound of hooves reaches the wardrobe doors. I hear more sniffing, this time too close than I’d like.

“Come on out! We know your in there!” I don't move. “We can smell you!” Well hurray for you I think to myself. “Fine! We will do this the hard way then!”

The wardrobe door opens just a tad when I hear another voice, and it was the voice of heaven.

“Hey! Why are ya in mah home?”

“You! But how? Your in Canterlot!”

“Am ah? Guess ya should look again!”

I hear some shuffling, and a mare cry out.

“Run! She's crazy!” Sounds of running ponies getting further away causes me to relax.

The door to the wardrobe swings open and I come crashing out. I look up from my face plant to see the face of my smiling marefriend.

“So ah found ya, what will ah ever do with ya?” Applejack says, looking down to me.

“Uh, I can think of a few things.” I reply, getting to my feet. I then look at her. “Um, you do know this is a dream right?”

“Yup, ah was sent in by Princess Celestia ta get ya out.”

“To get me out?”

“Yeah.” Applejack looks around. “Where's Twilight? She was supposed ta be here with ya.”

“About that, the mares were coming for her so I kind of dropped her out the window.” I state rubbing the back of my neck.

“Ya What!”

I put my hands up. “Hey! She's fine. Twilight went into the barn.”

“The barn? Ah guess she should be ok there. Anyways it can give us ah few moments.” Applejack gives me a seductive look.

“Oh really?” I reply, walking up to Applejack with my hands behind my back. “And just what would you do with those...few moments?”

“Anything ya want.”

“Then maybe, I want this for starters.” I reach out and grab Applejack pulling her in for a kiss. I wanted it so bad. My entire body craved her but I knew this was in my head, I knew that I wanted her in the real world; not here.

I kissed Applejack with every ounce of passion I had, and judging by the moans and tongue action I was getting in return. She liked it. It was several minutes until we stopped our lip locking. Applejack look pleased and I was happy to be with her.

“John, that was....great.”

“Great? Is that all?” I say, giving her a smirk.

“Well, ah guess we will have ta wait for the main course. Until we get ya out.”

“I'll look forward to it!” I reply. “I think we should find Twilight.”

“Yeah, ah agree.”

Applejack approached the door and peered out, she gestures back to me to follow. I carefully follow Applejack out, making sure I don't creak any floorboards or crack any bones. Sometimes I think your body does that just to fuck you up at the worst possible moment. Anyway, Applejack walks up to the stairs leading down to the kitchen. She gestures for me to wait as she slowly walks down, I peer over the stairs edge as Applejack disappears around the corner further into the kitchen.

I wait for three agonizing minutes before Applejack comes back into sight.

“There ain't nopony here, come on down.”

I sigh and walk down the stairs. When I reach the bottom Applejack was standing in the living area of the house.

“Ah think it's clear to the barn, ya just keep close ya hear.” I nod. “Don't want ya getting ambushed.” Applejack chuckles.

“Funny!” I reply, falling in behind her.

We both walk to the farmhouse back door, making sure we stay low just encase the psycho mares are around. When we reach the back door Applejack was about to open it when I grab her shoulder, I gesture for her to keep quite and duck down. All three seconds before three mares walk passed the back door window.

“How'd ya know?” Applejack whispers.

“After being chased by them all day, I kind of developed a sixth sense. Goes off when they are near, saved my ass a few times.” I whisper back.

Applejack looks over the window and spots the mares heading for the barn.

“Pony feathers!”

“What's wrong?” I ask.

“Them mares are headin' for the barn.”

“Balls!” I exclaim. “Well, we have to get passed them some how.”

“Ah may have an idea, but ya ain't gonna like it.”

“Fine, just lay it on me.”

“Really?”

“This is a dream after all. What's the worst that can happen?” I state.

“Well it involves ya going out and facing the mares.”

“What!?”

“Told ya won't like it.”

“No shit! I've been trying to escape them for hours and you want me to go out there and face them?”

“Well it won't be much different than what's happened to ya in the real world.”

“Come again?”

“Nothin' just focus on now.” Applejacks eyes dart from side to side.

“Uh huh. So let's just get Twilight out of there then I can get home.” I say standing up.

“Ok! So how do ya want to do this?” Applejack asks as she opens the farmhouse back door.

“I'll just stride on up, and you sneak around the back and get Twilight out.”

“Are ya sure you're ready?”

“Yeah, let's just do this before I lose my shit.”

Applejack nods and opens the door wider for me to step out. I walk into the cool breeze that has started to wash over Sweet Apple Acres. I take one large deep breath and start my slow but determined walk towards the mares. I manage to get halfway to them before one of the mares spots me.

“Girls! There he is!” A mare shouts. I notice that she's a unicorn, so are her two friends.

“Shit! Unicorns!” I mutter through gritted teeth.

“So have you come to surrender? My sweet human.” A black coated mare asks.

“Actually no! I have come to offer you a chance to surrender.” I reply.

“Us? It is you who are outnumbered and outmatched.” Another mare states, this one was green coated. She kind of looked like she was made of mint.

“We will rut you slowly, and savour every moment.” The last mare says, this mare had a brown coat.

“Well if that's what you are going to do, then come get it!” I say, pointing dramatically to the mares.

“Oh we ain't stupid! We know you can move, so I think a little spell will calm you.” The black mare states lighting her horn and pointing it towards me.

“Fuck!” I shout as a beam of blue light hurtles through the air, I put up my arms even though I know it won't do any good. When I don't feel any impact I open my eyes that I had unknowingly shut.

Surrounding my body was a shield of shimmering light, it had blocked the spell. As I dropped my arms the shield vanished.

“H-How? How can you use magic?” The black mare says, looking at me with her mouth open. Her friends had the same expression.

“Wow, now this is a turn of events.” I state, looking at my hands. Both had taken to start glowing the trade mark yellow. “Now...” I turn my gaze back to the mares, all of whom had not moved. “...What was it you said about being stupid?” I grin.

“Uh, we should get going! Right girls?” The brown mare says, slowly moving away.

“Uh uh uh!” I wave my finger. “You ain't going nowhere.”

I raise my right hand and think of how Twilight and rarity levitate things. My hand glows brighter as an aura the same colour appears around the black mare.

“What! Let me down!” The mare cries. “I won't bother you anymore! I swear!”

“Just like that? I don't think so.” I stare at the mare floating. “I think I should have some fun like I did your friend earlier. I wonder how far you can fly?”

“No! Please! I beg you!” The black mare cries out again, tears flowing from her face.

I think for second, should I let her down so she can get help with her friends.

“Nah!” I say out loud. I fling my hand and the mare takes off, her friends galloping after her. I laugh.

I was still laughing when Applejack returned with Twilight in tow. I couldn't breathe, Applejack just looked at me; Twilight was even more confused.

“Hey girls!” I shout, still holding my sides.

“And what are ya laughing for?”

“Oh, I just discovered something important and scared the shit out of some mares.” I manage to compose myself. “Right! so on to the matter at hand how do we....leave.” I gesture with both hands to the sky.

“Well, there's just one small problem with that.” Twilight says, hoofing at the ground.

“Why do I get the feeling i'm not going to enjoy it.” I reply putting one hand to the bridge of my nose.

“Um...” Applejack starts to say but stops and bites her bottom lip.

“Just out with it already!” I shout.

“Well for us to get out you need to be asleep.” Twilight replies.

“Asleep? I guess that's not too bad...but why do I get the feeling it's not as simple.” I say.

“Well we don't have time for you to fall asleep naturally, so me and Applejack came up with a quicker way.”

“And that way is?” I really shouldn't have asked.

I noticed something on the edge of my vision, I turn just as I see a wooden plank smack me in the head. I black out.

“Twilight did ya really have ta hit him that hard!”

“I had to, his increased physical condition needed more force to knock him out.”

“We better signal for Celestia ta let us out.”

“Yeah.”

Twilight points her horn to the sky and beam of magic fires out. A few seconds later the dream dissipates. Twilight and Applejack both open their eyes.

“John's gonna be pissed when he wakes up.” Applejack says as she looks to Twilight.