After Luna and I have our little talk, I turn and see a pile of clothes next to me. Since I'm the only one who ever wears clothes here, I start to get dressed. A pair of black pants and a grey shirt with a black embroidered design going up the left side, nice. I look around, but can't seem to be able to find my boots anywhere... damn. I guess I'll just go barefoot for a while. I turn around to ask Luna something, but a flash from behind the door tells me she's gone. Well... bye then. I look at the vase and marvel at the flowers a bit before I decide to leave. I grab my old clothes and head out.

I make my way to Twilight's home with no complications, just my thoughts and the night sky... which doesn't seem to have its usual look about it... strange. I get to the library and try the door... locked... fuck. I really need to get a key. I look around and see that Twilight left her window open... I guess waking Twilight up for a few minutes couldn't hurt. I flare my heels and jump up to the window, going slightly above it and swinging myself in. I land to find Storm hovering in the air holding Twilight around the waist as he pumps his cock in from behind, making her moan loudly....

"Oh sweet Barbra..." Storm looks over to me and immediately let’s go of Twilight, holding her there for a second before she drops to the ground, revealing his massive member; with condom... good boy. I can't help but stare at it for a second before he drops to the bed and covers himself up. Fucking ponies get all of the luck.

"Dammit Storm! I told you if you dropped me... Miles! When did you get here?!" Twilight says as she pops up from behind the bed.

"I just got out.... when did you two-"

"Don't worry about it!" Twilight yells. Storm just looks absolutely mortified. I look between the two before I start to head towards the stairs.

"Well... you two seem busy... I'm just gonna mosey on down to bed now..."

"Yeah... good idea..." Storm says.

"Yeah... bye!" I turn and quickly go down to my room, shutting every door along the way. I get to my bed and bury my head under my pillow. Dammit... of course I would go from Luna's amazingly soft lips to Storm’s massive throbbing cock... why do these things always happen to me? I try to go back to sleep but soon enough I hear them start going at it again... and again... and again. Dammit Storm, fucking pass out already so I can go to sleep. When the sound of slapping flesh and moaning finally subsides I pull out my phone and check the time, four hundred hours... fucking asshole.... GAH!

Sleep finally came to me around six, giving me about two hours of sleep. After I use the restroom and put on my boots, I make the dreaded trip upstairs, pausing at the final door. I walk through and go to Twilight's room. Luckily I think they're still asleep, so I quickly make my way to the kitchen. I saw my sword in the chest along the way, good to know where it's at. When I get there I find Storm cooking some pancakes at the stove. He looks at me and tenses up a little, yeah... time to pester.

"Sleep well?" I ask as I take a seat.

"Better than you'd imagine."

"So... what's that move called?" He nearly drops the pancake he was trying to flip and looks back to me in bewilderment. "Honestly, I'm not even mad, that was impressive."

"I-It's called... the flying back breaker-"

"No, that fucking cannon of yours is a back breaker. Do me a favor and keep your pet snake the fuck away from me." He tries to laugh, but I'm making this way too awkward for him - oh, the joys of being an ass. Twilight soon stumbles into the room, looking like a complete mess. She doesn't seem to notice me until after she walks up to Storm and gives him a long and passionate kiss.

"Miles... I forgot you were here..."

"Really? Good job, Storm!" I say, making him blush heavily. I wait until Storm brings us all a plate of food before I start up again. "So... I think I know Storm's favorite book." They look to each other before they look back to me. "A bookworm."

"That was lame," Storm says flatly.

"Really? I thought it was good, give me a minute, I'll get a better one."

"Do you have to?"

"We both know the answer to that."

"Fine, just promise me that you won't tell anypony, we're trying to keep things quiet..."

"After last night, I think you failed, HOOT!"

"Seriously, please keep this between the three of us."

"Oh, so it’s an open relationship, HOOT!"

"Miles, come on-"

"Alright, HOOT!"

"You’re just mad because Storm's bigger than you," Twilight says nonchalantly, silencing me immediately. Storm nuzzles the side of her head before he goes back to his food.

"I'm not little..." I grab my fork and eat up. Once we all finish, Storm takes the plates and starts to wash them at the sink.

"We need to get you a key for the library," Twilight says as she lays her head on the table.

"No need, I'm going to get a place of my own this afternoon." Storm nearly drops a plate from this.

"What? How could you possibly afford a house?" Storm says as he walks over and takes a seat next to me.

"Who said anything about buying? I plan on making my home."

"And where do you plan on getting all of the wood for this?"

"What's wood?" He facehoofs and stares at me in disbelief. "Just come with me this afternoon and you'll see."

"Well... I don't see a problem with this," Twilight says as she gets up and starts to walk out of the room.

"But... but..." Storm starts to say but is ignored. He drops his head onto the table and sighs loudly.

"Did I miss something?"

"*sigh* We decided that if you ever moved out that I would live with you, at least for a while."

"Condolences brother."

"It's fine, I just won't get to see Twilight as often as usual."

"One thing though, where's Spike?"

"He's in Canterlot on royal duty."

"What does that mean?"

"I have no clue."

Once Storm leaves to get ready I go to the chest and start taking my things. I strap on my sword, put on my ammo belt with my pistol and trench knife, reassemble my rifle and strap it to my back as well. I take all of the supplies from Gary and toss them into the now strapless bag, I even throw in Storm's sword. By the time I finish, Twilight and Storm come down stairs, looking awake and walking as they lean against each other. When they get to me Twilight steps away from him and looks up to me.

"Why do you have all of your weapons?"

"Well, I can't just leave them in someone else's house, now can I?" Before she answers I turn and walk out of the library. As I walk, Storm and Twilight run out and walk on either side of me, Storm on my left and Twilight on my right. "So, whatever happened to the girls?"

"Who... oh, right. They're fine. They were actually the ones who brought us to you. They just feel awful about what happened."

"Glad to hear that they're safe."

"So, Miles... what happened to you?" Storm asks.

"My soul shut me out for a while to have a word with Luna."

"What?!" They both yell, stopping in their tracks.

"Hey, don't look at me, I barely understand what happened. All I know is what I told you." Twilight and Storm exchange worried looks before we continue down the main road.

We eventually get to the edge of town where I stop and look around. We're at the northern part of town, looking at the park and the distant Everfree Forest. The path we're on now leads into the forest, while one heads northeast along the forest. I can see a flat clearing in the middle of the two roads and head straight for it. After a few minutes of walking, we make it to the clearing, where I stop and take a look around.

"Miles, do you really want to put your home so close to the Everfree?" Twilight asks as she walks in front of me.

"Makes sense to me, I came from there, I doubt the paparazzi will venture near it, it's a win-win really."

"I don't know..."

"Besides, I think I can handle whatever the forest has to throw at us." I slap my hands and rub them together before I get started. I flare my magic and slam my hands onto the ground, making a solid cube of earth rise from the ground. I make it about as wide as a standard house in Ponyville, about sixty meters, and about seventy-five meters long. I raise it up a little higher than two stories and remove the layer of organic matter from the building. I stand up and walk up to the chunk and slam my hands into the side of the building, compressing the insides into the wall, giving it its integrity. Pretty soon the structure is hollow, so I compress the ground and raise it to create the second floor. With that done, I run my hands in a rectangle and create the front door. I walk in and hold my flaming hand up high to take a look around.

"Wow... dark," Twilight says as she and Storm walk in and look around.

"Just can't keep you above ground, can we?" Storm says jokingly.

"Hey, we are technically still above ground. This super-compressed stone doesn't count as ground anymore." After some idle walking around I decide on how I want this to look, so I get started on making the interior. I start by creating stairs to the second floor. I decide to make two sets that start somewhat facing each other, then curve upwards and meet at the top. I smooth out the center, making a small circular room in between the stairs. I walk behind the stairs and raise two walls, cutting the room in half. I make doorways for these walls and walk behind. I next make a long, narrow room along the back side of the stairs, eventually becoming the restroom for the downstairs. I make it so you can walk through this room from one side to the other by giving it two doors, one on each end. In the back right corner, I make a counter along the wall, going about halfway to the separating wall and a quarter the way to the center of the back wall. I go to the center of the back wall and create another doorway.

"Well? What do you think so far?"

"Spacious," Twilight says as she walks around.

"I like what you did with the stairs," Storm says as he walks back to the front.

"Well, let’s head up and make the bedrooms," I say as I follow him up. I go up the stairs and look around the empty room and take a look around... yeah, three rooms should work out just fine. I create a hallway going along the center of the room by raising two walls. I lift two more, splitting the new rooms in half, with three doors, two in front of me and one to my back left. I create two small rooms at the back of the two top rooms, directly next to one another, eventually becoming restrooms. I go into the bottom room and walk to the wall inside. I make a wall separating the room on the other side, and make two doors to these rooms. The one on the left will be the master restroom, while the one on the right will be the closet. I walk into the closet and bring up another wall, cutting this room in half. I put my hands on the center of the wall and cut out a doorway, but don't clear it out. I plan on having a secret room in here. I walk out to the bedroom and start creating windows. I make two per wall, per room, though they are only holes in the walls. I'm going to need to get some glass eventually. I walk out and hear Twilight and Storm talking in the top right room, so I head in.

"I call dibs on this room," Storm says as I walk in.

"Alright, I'll just take the master."

"What's with the small room in the corner?" Twilight asks.

"It's eventually going to be a restroom; I've just got to get some plumbing done."

"We can talk to the plumbers later - it's going to be pricey though, we're going to have to get a main water line to your house built."

"That's going to be a pretty credit... whatever, it'll get done eventually. Until then I'll just make an outhouse to suffice."

"No, that's gross. You’re staying at my place until you get your plumbing done."

"Mmmm... fair enough." I go throughout the rest of the house and make little touches. Places for knick-knacks, windows for the bottom floor, a front porch with an awning. I look back and decide to raise the entire building a bit, just enough to have to make three steps to get in. Storm and Twilight join me out front and look at my new home.

"You need windows..." Storm says.

"And plumbing," Twilight finishes.

"Yeah... but doesn't my house look good?"

Shout out to Sine wave for picking out the size of the house Miles built. Thanks for reading and, like always, Brony on!

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