Celestia help me, why did Miles have to leave me alone with Twilight like this? I know I shouldn't try anything, she's been drugged and would hate me forever. This isn’t right. I turn back and... where did she go?

"Stooorrrmm," she says from above in a seductive tone. I would have flown up, but my stupid wings are too stiff to let me fly, so I take the steps to her bed. When I see her my wings nearly blast off. She's laying on her side with her back legs sprawled out and her left foreleg underneath her, her right leg is resting on her side as she looks at me with hungry, seductive eyes.

"Uhh..." is the only thing I can manage to say as she looks to her backside and begins to play with her tail.

"Well... you can stay there and watch... or you can come over here and do it yourself... or we can do a little of both... your choice." She tells me in a low, husky tone.

"..."

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AW fucking fuck in all of the fuck that's ever been fucked! These two won't stop! We're sitting in the front room talking, but damn, this is begging to be a little too much. They tried to engage me, but since I don't really have experience, they started talking all sorts of fucking weird shit. Apparently, sucking horn is in this season, as is the sideways monster mash... what the fuck does that even mean!?

"Miles darling, are you alright? Would you like-"

"NO THANK YOU!" I yell as I jump away from her slightly.

"Ah ferget about it Rare, ah betcha he's gay anyways." Applejack slurs out, waving a hoof at me.

"No, I'm not... I just don't want any of that."

"Why? Do you not find us attractive?" Rarity asks as she bats her eyelashes.

"What?! I don't find you to be anything-"

"Is it because we're not friends? Because I'd love to be your friend," Rarity says as she slides next to me and begins to rub the side of her face against my arm. I quickly stand up and back away. I need some of that wine, the slow way isn't working fast enough. She gives me a little pout as she looks up to me. I seriously hope they forget this when they wake up, this is going to get ugly.

"Umm... do you know if Twilight has any drinks? I could seriously use one right now." This seems to brighten up Rarity and Applejack as they run into the kitchen. I quickly follow them in and find them both in the fridge, talking to one another.

"What do you think, she only has a bottle left, think that's enough to get him to get some action?" Oh sweet Barbra!

"Ah don't think so, remember at the party? He had twice as much as me and was still fine." Oh sweet Barbra.

"What if I enchant it to have double the effect?" Oh sweet Barbra!

"Maybe... when did ya learn ta do that?"

"Just a little trick I picked up from the fashion industry. Something we do to take advantage of potential clients." Oh sweet Barbra… Ew?

"Ah don't know... I saw his package; it was pretty small." Aw go fuck yourself... why am I just standing here listening...?

"I don't believe so. I snuck a peek once when he was changing, and I think it's just external, meaning it should grow bigger." You what now?

"How did ya manage that?"

"I scryed it. What do you say?" You what!?

"Mmm... alright, I'll help ya out-"

"Oh no darling, not for me. I have Spike… sort of. I meant all this for you."

"ME!? Ah, ah can't. It would be too weird." Keep digging Applejack, just keep digging.

"Oh posh sweetheart, I saw the way you looked at his body." Oh sweet Barbra.

"Ah can't help it if I'm attracted ta muscle... it jus' gets me off!" I really don't want to be here right now. Move fucking legs! Why... won't... you... move... fuck!

"I'm just saying, he seems to be well equipped for a human, what if that translates to sex god for ponies?" Sex what!? A sex what!? MOVE LEGS!

"Mmmm... fine, but ya better leave when we get started, ah don't like ta be watched by others. Deal?” No! No deal! You don’t plan sex with someone with other people! That’s… that’s not how it works!

"Deal." Afterward I hear a flash... and then another. They both finally come out of the fridge and look back to me with smug smiles.

"Oh Miles darling, would you be a dear and get us some glasses?"

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"Ah Twilight... I... ah..."

"I guess I'll get things started then," she says as she starts to move her free hoof down.

"No! I mean... I'll do it... I just... need some liquid encouragement first," I say as I show her the bottle.

"Mmm, fine by me," she says in a moan, as she rolls over until her head is hanging upside down off the side of the bed. I honestly am impressed that my wings haven't fallen off by now. "Well… go ahead." Buck. I know that if I take even a swig of this I won't be able to control myself. I slowly bring the bottle to my lips and raise it enough to make it seem as if I take a drink, but don't actually. I pretend to take a few gulps before I lower the bottle and pretend to gasp for air.

"Alright... would you like a drink?" Please say yes, please say yes, please! She thinks about it for a second before she simply opens her mouth. I gulp as I walk over to her and offer her the bottle. She shakes her head and holds her mouth open. I tilt the bottle into her mouth and slowly begin to pour the liquid into her. She takes hold of the bottle with her lips and begins to take more of the neck into her mouth. She keeps going until the entire neck is in her mouth, she then holds it there for a second before she pulls back. She then begins to stick her tongue inside the bottle as she works her lips around the opening of the bottle. I don't think I've ever been this jealous of a bottle as much as I am right now. With a solid smack, she removes the bottle from her mouth and looks up to me. I look at the bottle and realize she didn't even drink any, she just held it in place with her magic!

"Heh, looks like you’re ready now, big boy," she says with a wink. I look back and see that I have a massive erection... not surprising, but not helpful.

"Uhh... Twilight..." she silences me by putting a hoof over my lips and rolling on her stomach. She turns around so that her hind legs are off the bed as she lays the rest of her body on the bed.

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I AM A FUCKING GENIUS! I don't know how, and I quite frankly don't care, but I discovered Applejack's weakness: she's extremely competitive! I challenge her to a drinking contest and bam, wasted Applejack.

"Ahsssure wan ta *hiccup* uhhmrrexx," she slurs as she rubs up against me.

"Uh, Applejack... you’re drunk, we should put you to bed." I tell her, smiling in victory.

"Ahhhmmma ffine. Ah ah ah ah can ermmera schul a..." she tries to say before she falls over and passes out. One down, one to go.

"Well, that didn't go as planned," Rarity says as she walks over and checks on her.

"Yeah, it’s pretty hard to be inconspicuous when you say your plans in front of me," I say as Spike walks into the room. His legs are covered in mud and he is completely soaked. He's holding a small brown bag over his head and looks pretty worn out.

"What the fuck happened to you?" I ask.

"Rarity asked me to go get some of her gems, so I went." Wow... whipped.

"Thank you, Spike darling," Rarity says as she levitates the bag from him, "but sadly I won't be needing these anymore." Spike falls over as Rarity sets the bag down on a table. She walks over to him and gives him a light peck on the cheek, getting him back up with renewed vigor.

"Hey Spike, can I talk to you in the kitchen really quick?"

"Why?"

"Let’s just say we're fucked if we don't talk." He gives me a confused look before he walks into the kitchen. I raise my hand to Rarity, stopping her in her tracks. "Sorry, this is kind of a man to man thing."

"If you say so... but please be kind to my Spikey wikey." Again... what da fuck.

"Sure, I'll do that." I turn and walk into the kitchen to find Spike sitting at the table, so I take the seat across from him.

"So... what did you need to talk to me about-"

"The girls have been drugged," I say bluntly.

"They've been what now?"

"To put it simply, they've been slipped something that has made them act differently. If you were to ask them something, they would answer with no tact and no restraint. They've also been acting forward and thoughtless."

"Where's Twilight?" he asks as he gives a quick look around the kitchen.

"She's upstairs with Storm-"

"WHAT! You left her alone with him, when she has no restraints! Do you have any idea what could happen-"

"I know. That's why I need you. I trust Storm, but I'm still afraid something may happen, that's where you come in."

"What could I do?" he asks nervously.

"Cock block.” He tilts his head at this, not knowing the terminology.

"Huh?"

"I want you to go up there and pester Twilight. Try to make her uncomfortable, annoy her, basically do anything that would take her mind off of Storm."

"I-I don't know Miles, what if they already... you know... started."

"Then get out of there and we'll deal with that later. Look, I know this must be really hard for you, but only you can do it." I tell him confidently, getting him to shrink in his seat.

"Why only me?"

"Because Rarity is under the same effect." His eyes widen from this as he looks back to the room.

"Maybe I can-"

"No."

"But I-"

"Spike, NO."

"I can-"

"Do you want Rarity to trust you?" I ask him, leaning forward.

"Of course, more than anything-"

"Then prove to her that you can resist the temptation and go help Storm." He thinks about this for a second before he jumps off his seat and walks over to the fridge. He goes through a few things before he pulls out a small orange tub.

"For you, my sweet," he says as he pulls out a scooper of some sort and points it up. O...kay... I'll just let this one go.

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"Well Storm... whenever you’re ready," Twilight says coolly as she swishes her tail back and forth. I seriously do and don't want this. I want to be with Twilight, but I don't want to lose her either.

"I-I'm sorry Twilight... but I can't." I close my eyes and look away, trying to burn the image of Twilights backside out of my mind.

"What?! Why not?"

"It wouldn't be right." I open my eyes and glance at her to see her turn around and look back to me with a dumbfounded look.

"And why wouldn't it be right?" she asks slightly offended.

"You’re not in the right mindset Twilight! I don't want to take advantage of you-"

"But you’re not!" She says as she jumps off the bed and faces me. "I want this, I really do. Please-"

"HEY TWILIGHT!" Spike yells from downstairs, while eating from a tub of ice cream. Twilight walks to the edge and looks down at him in irritation.

"Spike, not now, I'm trying to get... are you eating ice cream?"

"Yup," he says as he eats another scoop.

"We went over this Spike, if you eat too much you'll get a tummy ache."

"Really?" he says as he eats another scoop.

"YES REALLY! Remember last time?"

"Mmmm....nope. Not ringing any bells *chomp*."

"AGHH!" She looks back to me and asks, "Can you wait here, I need to talk to him really quick."

"Uhh... actually, I think I'm going to hit the showers. This has been pretty... distracting. I'm not really in the mood." THANK YOU SPIKE!

"What? No! What if I join you in there, won't that help?"

"Umm... probably, but you should deal with Spike first, you know, so he doesn't do anything he'll regret later." MY BUCKING SAVIOR.

"*sigh* Alright, but you better be in there and ready to rut my brains out,” she tells me with a huff.

"Will do, now go down there and deal with him." She starts to turn away but stops. She turns to me and looks me over for a second, before she pulls me in and kisses me. I seriously nearly lost it in that moment, the softness of her lips, her overwhelming aura, even though it only lasted for a few seconds, it will play in my mind for years to come. I was about to start returning the kiss when a chunk of ice cream slammed into Twilight's head, making her look over to Spike in anger.

"SPIKE!" She yells as he runs down stairs. She quickly runs after him and leaves me in a daze. I want to hold this moment, but at the same time, I know it isn't real.

Shower... icy preferably. I trot to the nearest shower and immediately start to run the ice water. Even though it's running straight on me, I can still feel the heat from that amazing kiss... why do things have to be so complicated?

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I seriously don't know how I'm going to get Rarity to pass out. I have a little bit of the wine left, but I doubt it'll make her pass out. Not to mention I haven't the slightest clue on how I'm going to make her drink it. I really wish I could remember how I made the first batch, then I could just put a really potent concentration in it and try to get her to drink that, but I can't remember how Inficiunt did it.

"Miles..." I turn around to see that Rarity has walked in, looking really worried. "There's something wrong with the three of us, isn't there?"

"How did you figure it out?"

"Well, I was sitting there alone and after some thinking, I put one and one together. As I said, this is a fashion industry trick. How did we get like this?"

"Well..."

"Hide me, hide me!" Spike yells as he runs into the kitchen and hides behind Rarity.

"Get your scaly butt over here, Spike!" Twilight yells as she charges into the room, looking pissed. I don't have time for this. I flare my magic and take control of the wine. With a wave of my hand I slither it out of the bottle and force it down her throat. She staggers a bit until she falls to her side, passing out.

"Miles, you can use magic!" Spike says.

"Yeah... you weren't supposed to see that..."

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