"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" shouted Tucker whilst falling from a few feet (about three thousand?).

Yeah... the fall was pretty long, but finally, after half a minute, he could detect signs of mountains and a big, dark forest, after another while, he could detect a small, nice forest, a big lake, waterfalls and a little, IX century village.

"Huh, it's nice falling like this, I think I should think about thinking about landing." Tucker exclaimed.

"On my head." he added.

"How could I think about THIS being nice?!" he asked / shouted at himself.

'How about that big lake?' he thought.

So he got into a diving position, heading for the lake.

Up until he hit a cloud.

"OUCH! Son of a bitch! What the fuck was that!" he shouted and swore as if he had blood stuck in his helmet.

Which he had.

It wasn't nice.

So he sat up on the cloud ('Like Superman!') and looked around, pondering where the hell he was.

He figured that...

"Where the fuck am I?"

So he grabbed the cloud, and started wrestling with it.

"Come on you stupid piece of fluff! Aren't clouds supposed to be moving?!" he shouted,

at a cloud...

"Ugh... where is that goddamn lake?" he looked around, and Lady Luck smiled upon him, the cloud he was on was right above the lake!

"Wow, nice luck! Like a pact with the Devil! I shed a little blood, and he gives me a lake!" he exclaimed, obviously not sane at the moment.

Woosh!

and so he flew.

Straight into the water!

He swam to the shore and looked around. He finally found what he was looking for, the small village, his next stop!

"Traveling we go! I'm finally free of those idiots!" he said as he started marching.

"I miss them already." he said after a few minutes.

Ten

Minutes

Later

"Hello? Anyone in this little shithole?!" he shouted at a beautiful nothing, let's just pretend he's sane.

"Your face's a shithole, casul!" shouted something behind him.

When he turned around, what he found was shocking. Next Chapter: ...about Tucker (Tucker & Giantdad Act 3 of 3) Estimated time remaining: 9 Minutes