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THE LEGEND NEVER DIES

by Ruby Rose

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THE LEGEND (Giantdad Act 1 of 3)

In the Age of Ancient Equestria, the world was barely formed, shrouded by snow. A land of white crags, ice trees, and everlasting dragons and their prey, the ponies.

But then there were the Alicorns. And with Alicorns came Disparity. Draconequi and Minotaurs, Griffins and Dogs, and of course... Magic

Then, from the Dark, They came, and found the Artifacts of Draconequi within the flame.

Discord, the First of the Insane.

The King of Crystal Empire, and his arts of Necromancy.

Celestia, the Lady of Sunlight, and her faithful guard.

And the talented Starswirl, so easily forgotten.

With the Strength of Artifacts, they challenged the dragons.

Celestia's mighty bolts peeled apart their impenetrable scales.

The King weaved great Necromancy.

Discord unleashed a miasma of death and disease.

And Lance the Wingless betrayed his own, and the dragons were no more.

Thus began the Age of Magic...

But soon, the magic will fade, and only death will remain.

Even now, there are only sparks, and creature sees not magic, but only endless tricks.

And amongst the living are seen, carriers of the accursed Darksign.

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"Come on guys! We have to hurry! Take some Green Blossom if you're outta stamina! He's gonna summon Havel Mom if we don't hurry!" shouted a man clad in blue armor, the Artorias of The Abyss set.

Knight Artorias was one of Gwyn's Four Knights, Sir Artorias is a holy warrior with an unbendable will of steel and unmatched skill with a greatsword. When Oolacile awoke Manus, Manus' influence corrupted the citizens of Oolacile against their will and made them the forces of the Abyss. Artorias, accompanied by Sif, his future-to-be Great Wolf companion and best friend, arrived there to save Oolacile as well as Princess Dusk, who was captured from the present day. However, the two were overrun by the creatures of the Abyss. Artorias sacrificed himself to protect Sif using his greatshield to raise a barrier around the wolf pup. Defeated by the Abyss, the knight became corrupted against his will. His already-cursed sword became corrupted by the Abyss as well. But even with one arm broken, Artorias is still a formidable swordsman. His grave, marked with his greatsword, is placed at the Oolacile Sanctuary area and is guarded by Sif, Alvina's clan of Forest Hunters, and possibly also Lord's Blade Ciaran.

"Don't rush us, can't you see he used Undead Rapport? We have things to fight!" answered a man clad in Ornstein's Set.

Ornstein is the captain of the Four Knights of Gwyn, and presumably, the leader of Gwyn's knights. To slay the dragons, he wields lightning power and imbues his Dragonslayer Spear with it. Even though he's larger than a human, he's agile, able to zip around easily, skewering you with his spear.

There were 9 of them overall, they all were blue phantoms, they are the disciples of the Dark Sun Gwyndolin, Blades of the Darkmoon serve Gwyndolin by hunting the guilty. And HE is VERY guilty, top of the Book of the Guilty.

PHANTOM KNIGHT TALLGEESE SUMMONED

Tallgeese is a known hacker, he either comes as the Knight Tallgeese, and helps you kill the bosses, or as Judge Tallgeese, who breaks your saves, kills you numerous times, and hacks your items.


"OH NO!"

"WE'RE ALL DEAD!"

So, there was panic all around

"Would you people shut up? There's 9 of us! We MIGHT just kill him!" said the Artorias clad phantom.

"I don't want to be hacked!" someone said.

"I have an idea!" said the Ornstein clad phantom. He took out a scroll, the Seek Guidance miracle, but it was glowing a dark red colour.

"A-a-are we summoning D-d-dark Wraiths?!" shouted one phantom. fearful of the hunters.

"They are our only hope!" snapped Ornstein.

Somewhere else

"Greetings, Knight Tallgeese! Thank you for coming to my aid!" shouted an... thing clad in Giant's Set, holding a Chaos

Zweihander, a Grass Crest shield and clad in The Mask of The Father.

"Ah, hello, Giantdad! Why, the pleasure is all mine! How can I help you?" asked Knight Tallgeese, he was clad in a great, silver armour with a cape. he had no helmet.

"There are a big bunch of casuls, and they are summoning more casuls just to kill me and banish me from my own world!" shouted Giantdad, in an annoyed tone.

"I see, should I cheat them or are we doing it the stupid, nonsense way?" asked Tallgeese, fiddling with his hair.

"Oh, what fun is there in making sense?" asked Giantdad in an ominous tone.

And then they laughed.


Back to the Phantoms


"Thank you for coming, Darkwraiths! We are trying to banish Tallgeese and Giantdad from all of the worlds!" shouted Artorias

"The pleasure is ours, we hate it when he disturbs us in our hunting! And Tallgeese..." a black-red phantom growled

"Let's get down to business, they are clos-" started Ornstein but was impeded by a disturbing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"I just crapped my pants" said one of the Darkwraiths.

"I-i-i-i'm kinda s-s-sc-scared!" whimpered another.

"Let's get this over with already!" shouted a blue phantom clad in whole +5 Paladin Set, wielding the Leeroy's Hammer, he also had the Grass Crest shield.

He kicked down the big door seperating them from the murderous duo and shouted

"Alright chums, time's up! Let's do this! LEEEROOOY JEEENKIIIINS!" and he ran in.

"Oh my Gwyndolin, he just ran in." said Ornstein.

"Save him!" shouted one of the Darkwraiths.

"Oh jeez, stick to the plan." told them Artorias

"Oh no, let's go, let's go!" a blue phantom said, running in with people following him.


"Are they rushing blindly?" asked Tallgeese

"Pitiful casuls!" shouted Giantdad, running ahead to meet them.

"It's saying I can't cast! I can't move, am I lagging, guys?" asked one of the Darkwraiths, trying to use a miracle.

"Oh my God.." said one Darkwraith.

"Goddamit Leeroy!" shouted Ornstein.

"Who's still up?" asked someone.

"Leeroy is." someone answered.

"SERIOUSLY?!" shouted Ornstein.

Master of world defeated! You are returning with newfound humanity!

"WHAT THE HELL!?" shouted Artorias.

"Did Leeroy just kill him?!" someone shouted.

"What the hell!?" shouted Tallgeese.

"This is not possible!"

"Impostor Giantdad!"

"Fail Giantdad!"

"He must have leveled up Dexterity! That's why!" they all shouted.

The Legend did not expect what was waiting for him on the other side.

NEVER DIES (Giantdad Act 2 of 3)

It was a peaceful night in Ponyville, which was a little strange, Ponyville being the single most chaotic town in all of Equestria. Princess Twilight Sparkle was sleeping in her bed in her Golden Oaks library, which was located inside a tree. And the tree was alive.

Magic.

Don't ask.

The Legend felt like not dying, his motto being

"THE LEGEND NEVER DIES" and all that.

BZZZZZZZZT

"Huh?" asked Twilight sleepily jumping from the bed at the sudden noise.

"Who's there?"

Stay away from me, the beast is ugly

"W-who are you! Come out so I can see you!" stammered Twilight, visibly scared.

BOOM!

The sky lit up in a great explosion of fire and light, a lot of small parts flying off from it.

One was headed right to Ponyville.

She immedeately summoned up her magic and tried to cast the object in her magic, but found it very hard.

The object was flying extremely fast, and it seemed it was in some sort of a magic-proof armor, but it didn't sum up!

What is going on! Why can't I get a hold of it! she thought, panicking.

She suddenly got a very risky idea.

She gathered up magic about a hundred feet beneath the flying object, and flung the gathered magic at the object, which threw it off course and made it head up, before slowing down and being rid of the flames.

"Whew! That was a close one, now to grab this thing." Twilight said wiping the sweat from her forehead with her hoof.

She focused and...

"Got you!" she shouted, beaming with pride of capturing such a resistant object.

She casted more magic and teleported it into her room, what she saw shocked her.

On the ground was lying a biped clad in strange, golden armor, holding a sword larger than Celestia herself! On his back was a beautiful shield, it just emanated magic! And on it's face was... she didn't understand what she was seeing! It was a strange mask, it also emanated strong enchantments, it was half of a head of an minotaur-like being, it's face twisted in sadness and guilt. She could also see two beatiful rings. And there were even more great enchantments on them!

"Ughrrrrr!" growled the being most probably in pain.

"U-um... are you okay?" asked Twilight, as quietly as she could.

Of course he is not okay, you silly goose! Can't you see it is in pain? she shouted at herself in her mind.

She slowly walked to it and held out a hoof.

"Here, need some help?" she asked, trying to sound as friendly as she could.

The being suddenly grabbed the sword, but instead of lunging at her, like she expected it to do, he leaned on it and staned up on his own.

"No, thank you, casul!" he said, still in pain. He took out a bottle filled with a golden drink and quickly drank it. He suddenly stood up to his full height, all signs of pain gone.

And boy, was he tall! At least eight feet tall! He looked very menacing.

"Uhm.. hello! I am Princess Twilight Sparkle, who might you be?" she asked, as politely as she could.

"I am The Legend, that is all you need to know, weird being!" he said, thinking over what he said.

"But thinking this over, I think I am the weird being here, so I am sorry if I sounded mean, casul! He apologised.

"Um... it's okay?" she answered, quite unsure.

"Let me tell you who I am, I am The Legend, I am Giantdad, the most dangerous being ever, I can stunlock the head off of any god!" he said, speaking only the truth, his skills with his Zweihander were very impressing!

"And could you tell me, why did you arrive in such a big explosion, and almost destroyed my town?" she asked in an accusing tone

"Yeah, I am so awesome that when I die I come to new worlds in an explosion!" he boasted.

Twilight Sparkle could already tell that this was going to be a very long night.

Everybody here... (Tucker Act 1 of ?)

"Where is that backup?!" asked a man clad in black armor trimmed with yellow, he is Agent Washington, one of the last living Freelancers. Project Freelancer was a research program set up to study skilled agents with experimental A.I.

"I-I don't know! They should be here in a few minutes!" shouted Felix, a man clad in black and orange armor with a painted skull. He sent a few shots from his DMR.

"We don't have a few minutes!" responded Washington.

"If we don't get Freckles online, we won't stay a chance!" he shouted. Freckles is a Mantis-class military assault droid that was activated by Caboose, who later took him as a pet.

"Ugh, such bullshit!" shouted Tucker, a man clad in a cyan armor, he was listening to their bickering the whole time. He ran off towards the Red base.

"Hey, where are you going?!" shouted a man in an orange armor, his name is Grif.

"Tucker!" shouted Agent Washington.

Tucker ran through a bridge which was under fire from the enemy, shot off two of them who were hiding behind a small cover, and did a somersault over a bunch of mines and an enemy wielding a heavy machine gun. He turned one hundred eighty degrees in mid-air and landed on his knees, and shot at the mines, causing his enemy to fly away, dead.

He ran straight to the Red base, took out his energy sword, which was bound to him, and stabbed an enemy while shouting

"Swish!"

He ran to the computer and stabbed at it while shouting

"Fuck you, Basebook!"

"He did it, we're getting power!" shouted Simmons, a soldier in red armor.

"Charging" said Freckles in his robotic voice, while turning on.

"Freeze!" shouted an enemy, coming up from behind.

"Oh crap."

BANG!

"Tucker!" shouted Simmons.

"Oh no!" shouted Grif.

"NO!!" shouted Agent Washington.

"That's fucking it! They're all dead!" shouted Felix, while sprinting towards the Red base.

He ran in and shot the enemy, and ran to Tucker and crouched beside him.

"Don't go away! Please!" he pleaded him.

"D-don't worry man, living like this we were already dead." said Tucker, before passing away.

"That's what happens when you defy the Federal Army, you disease." said a voice out of nowhere.

There was a shimmer in the air.

Enough for a furious, proffesional mercenary to notice this, he grapped the shimmer by the neck and threw him at the wall.

What came out was terrifying, a man in a black armor with olive green trims, with absolutely no visor.

"Felix!" shouted Agent Washington, running in. Then he saw the man.

"Locus!" they both shouted, running to him and cornering.

"You're dead!" shouted Felix, grabbing him by the neck, Agent Washington took out his pistol and simply shot him five times in the head, the first two breaking the armor, and the other three going clean in.

"Tucker!" shouted Washington.

"It's too late, I'm sorry..." said Felix, in a sad tone.

Violets are Blue,

Roses are Red,

Living like this we were already dead~

...knows... (Tucker Act 2 of 3)

"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" shouted Tucker whilst falling from a few feet (about three thousand?).

Yeah... the fall was pretty long, but finally, after half a minute, he could detect signs of mountains and a big, dark forest, after another while, he could detect a small, nice forest, a big lake, waterfalls and a little, IX century village.

"Huh, it's nice falling like this, I think I should think about thinking about landing." Tucker exclaimed.

"On my head." he added.

"How could I think about THIS being nice?!" he asked / shouted at himself.

'How about that big lake?' he thought.

So he got into a diving position, heading for the lake.

Up until he hit a cloud.

"OUCH! Son of a bitch! What the fuck was that!" he shouted and swore as if he had blood stuck in his helmet.

Which he had.

It wasn't nice.

So he sat up on the cloud ('Like Superman!') and looked around, pondering where the hell he was.

He figured that...

"Where the fuck am I?"

So he grabbed the cloud, and started wrestling with it.

"Come on you stupid piece of fluff! Aren't clouds supposed to be moving?!" he shouted,

at a cloud...

"Ugh... where is that goddamn lake?" he looked around, and Lady Luck smiled upon him, the cloud he was on was right above the lake!

"Wow, nice luck! Like a pact with the Devil! I shed a little blood, and he gives me a lake!" he exclaimed, obviously not sane at the moment.

Woosh!

and so he flew.

Straight into the water!

He swam to the shore and looked around. He finally found what he was looking for, the small village, his next stop!

"Traveling we go! I'm finally free of those idiots!" he said as he started marching.

"I miss them already." he said after a few minutes.

Ten

Minutes

Later

"Hello? Anyone in this little shithole?!" he shouted at a beautiful nothing, let's just pretend he's sane.

"Your face's a shithole, casul!" shouted something behind him.

When he turned around, what he found was shocking.

...about Tucker (Tucker & Giantdad Act 3 of 3)

"Whoa! What the fuck are you!?" he, once again, shouted / asked, but this time he was talking to a living (?) thing.

"Your nightmare, casul" responded the thing, it was clad in gold armor and he wore a strange mask, on his back was a giantic sword.

"Dude, no one threatens me! Come on and show me how tough are you with that sword, are you overcompensating for something?!" he shouted at the being.

"OH IT IS ON CASUL!" the being shouted, unseathing his sword and running towards Tucker whilst eating Green Blossom.

Green Blossom gives temporary, large boost to stamina recovery.

"Come at me, asshole!" shouted Tucker, while unseathing his own, energy sword, and running towards the being.

"Swish!" shouted Tucker, slashing at Giantdad, Giantdad blocked it with Zweihander and swung his sword from his right to left.

Tucker jumped above the sword and landed on it, and slashed his sword again, this time hitting.

"Swish!" he shouted while jumping on Giantdad's head and jumping off him, standing behind him.

"Stab!" and he did a succesful backstab, kicking Giantdad off his sword.

"Good one, maybe you're not such casul" exclaimed Giantdad, getting up and readying his shield.

"I can hit through that shield, that's not really smart!" exclaimed Tucker.

"The shield is not for self-defense!" said Giantdad.

And so they ran at eachother, Tucker slashed with his sword,

"Swish!" he shouted, and...

Giantdad parried him and slashed him with his own sword, causing Tucker to fall.

"Son of a BITCH!" shouted Tucker, getting up fast and stabbing with his sword before Giantdad could regenerate.

"Stab, asshole!" he shouted, with his sword inside Giantdad's stomach.

Giantdad punched Tucker, causing him to retreat, and stabbed him in his arm.

"Fuck!" yelled Tucker, while backing up.

"STOP THIS!!" shouted someone, behind the fighting duo.

"What do you want, Twilight pony?" asked Giantdad, with annoyance in his voice.

"Stop this fighting at once!" she shouted.

"Or?" asked Giantdad.

"Or I'll take away your weapon and rings!" she threatened.

"Okay." he said.

"Now say sorry" she told him.

"Sorry, you're not such a casul, here, drink this" he said, giving Tucker a big bottle filled with some gold, grossly incadescent drink.

"Thanks, I guess." said Tucker, splashing the drink against his helmet,

and the drink came in through the holes in his helmet where his mouth should be.

"GG no Re, though." said Giantdad.

"I'm fine with it." said Tucker.

"Name's Tucker" he introduced himself.

"People call me Giantdad, or The Legend" Giantdad told him.

"Well, I must've beat the Legend," boasted Tucker.

"Rematch tommorow, I'll show you!" told him Giantdad, with amusement in his voice.

Wake me... (Master Chief Act 1 of 2)

"I'll drop a beacon." said an A.I., Cortana. She is one of the most important figures in the Human-Covenant war, and servs as John-117's partner in various combat missions as well as serving as the A.I. for the Halcyon-class light cruiser UNSC Pillar of Autumn and the Orbital Defense Platform Cairo Station and Charon-class light frigate UNSC Forward Unto Dawn.

"It'll be a while before anyone finds us."

"Years even." she said to a SPARTAN-II, Master Petty Chief, or Master Chief for short, the last living one among his brothers, including SPARTAN-III, SPARTAN-II, and almost every SPARTAN-I (ORION PROJECT).

"Wake me. When you need me." John said, getting inside a Cryo-Genic capsule.

They looked at eachother before the cryo-genic capsule was closed and Chief fell asleep.

“Mayday, mayday, mayday. This is UNSC FFG-201 Forward Unto Dawn, requesting immediate evac. Survivors aboard. Prioritization code: Victor Zero Five dash Three dash Sierra Zero One One Seven.” said Cortana.

Three sentences she will have to repeat for the next year.

A Year Later

...when You need me (Master Chief Act 2 of 2)

A Year Later

“Mayday, mayday, mayday. This is UNSC FFG-201 Forward Unto Dawn, requesting immediate evac. Survivors aboard. Prioritization code: Victor Zero Five dash Three dash Sierra Zero One One Seven.” said Cortana once again.

"I repeat" she said, being used to these four sentences.

"“Mayday, mayday, mayday. This is UNSC FFG-201 Forward Unto Dawn, requesting immediate evac. Survivors aboard. Prioritization code: Victor Zero Five dash Three dash Sierra Zero One One Seven.” she said once again.

"I repe-" she said but was cut of by shakes of the (half of a) ship.

She looked around, and what she saw through one of the holes shocked her.

A big planet filled with greens and blues. She did a quick scan and...

"Impossible, 78% nitrogen, 21% oxygen and a precent of other gasses?" she asked herself.

"This can't be Earth!" she exclaimed suddenly.

Another shake,

they were being pulled in to the atmosphere.

"Chief! Wake up!" she shouted to the sleeping giant.

"Wake up, Chief... I need you..." she repeated.

"Chief! John, I need you!" she repeated, for the last time.

"Huh? What's happening, Cortana?" asked Chief, questioning her behavior.

"We're being sucked in to an Earth-like planet!" she suddenly told him, shocking him.

Chief grabbed a lever and pulled it, opening his Cryo-Capsule.

He grabbed and Assault Rifle lying near and ran to Cortana and unplugged her, plugging her into his own helmet.

"Seems like old times." she told him.

The ship was suddenly pulled in and started falling fast.

"Chief! Get into the escape pod, fast!"

John ran next to the Cryo-Capsules, and downstairs, there was a terminal, and a set of escape pods.

He jumped in one and pulled a lever, causing the pod to unattach from the ship.

"Just like old times." he said.

This is going to be... (Arby 'n The Chief Act 1 of 3)

Might as well, but I already found your pornography folder, if that's what you were going to mention. said Arbiter, not the real one, the 7 inches tall plastic toy with the ability of speech. He was sitting and his back was against a trash can.

yth w00d i gave 2 shit about that? asked Chief, Master Chief, to be precise, but he wasn't the real Master Chief, just like Arbiter. He was 6 inches tall. And he spoke in a l33t speech. Kinda hard to decrypt if you were to listen to it. He was sitting against a stove with matches, a lighter and a phone, with the gas turned on. There was an alarm in the background, due to the leak.

you already knows i watched sexy pornos- began Chief but Arbiter didn't let him finish.

Not that one, the other one. answered Arbiter due to dismay of the embarassed Chief.

o.

fuck.

srlsly? asked Chief in a shy tone.

Yeah. answered Arbiter. in a kinda sad tone.

You're twisted - you know that right? asked Arbiter, disappointed.

yes answered Chief, all signs of shame gone.

What was it that you wanted to tell me?

i just wanted 2 said that i always thought u were rly c00l, arbitur / even if u r a little bits kind of a total [bleep]

Thanks. That's very nice of you to say, Chief --

not as c00l as me, though, obliviously... flex!

Yes. Obliviously

can u did me 1 last favors?

I think I've proven that I can if I've already done it.

if both of the 2 of us are gonna want 2 the after life, u gots 2 hung around the front entrance so i can found u, k?

well went in together. fuck shit up

Sure, pal.

:') [crying smiley face]

EXPLOSION NOISE!

In an another Dimension.

ooof said Chief as he fell on his stomach. His plastic stomach. I don't know what you expected. Another Dimension does not mean that there MUST be a new body. Actually, that is a new body. While traveling through Universes, and ESPECIALLY through dimension, a body gets destroyed and digistructed.

were the fuck @m 1? asked Chief as he looked around. He noticed he was on a plain field of grass stretching everywhere, with no mountains, forests or cities to be seen. Only a small river running near.

fuck 7ha7, were am i supp0sd to go? thought Chief, straining his tiny brain to think.

arbitur. suddenly Chief said.

wait, wat m i siting agen? he looked behind and saw big graves with fresh flowers.

one gravestone read:

ARBITER, A SHIT TASTE IN GAMES 'N A SMARTA$$. January 7, 2008 - August 17, 2013

w4t th fug he said as he moved to the next one. It read:

CORTANA, TH4T 1NE UGLY CHlCK. April 4, 2008 - July 2, 2012

"is thi5 l1ke hellz? i will b3 sh0wn my s!ns @nd boom, 5atan. wait, wut the fug is the tird grav?" he wondered before moving to it.

GREG, A GROSS GAY DUDE. December 11, 2010 - August 17, 2013 he read not believing what he read.

now is rly wh@t t%e f|_|ck! he shouted, surprised.

And he was guilty of all their deaths. Maybe it was because of it he was atoned of his sins and forgiven. Or not.

CHIEEEEEEEF whined Arbiter in a ghastly voice, being nowhere to be seen.

CHIEEEF whined Cortana in her typical fast tone.

... Greg actually can't say anything, but Chief heard his intentions.

WAKE UP YOU IDIOT!

CHIEF, WAKE UP!

And then all he seen was searing light, he felt light... not the toy-light. Like the feeling of light after you accomplish something good in your life of evil.

...a great relationship. (Arby 'n The Chief Act 2 of 3)

Wuwbuwbuwbhahah. said (toy) Chief, being woken up by (toy) Cortana, (toy) Arbiter and Greg.

Get up, dumb. she told him, looking at him with disregard.

fuck u, u wr dead, wat happnd? asked Chief.

We are all dead, you idiot. said Arbiter.

Scribble scribble scratch sribble wrote Greg on his trusty pack of notes.

And bigger than usually. he wrote.

What do you mean? asked Arbiter.

Scribble scribble scratch sribble

We are no more small. Look 'round at the trees.

sp33king aboot the tres, were teh fuk r we? asked Chief.

Can't you see? We're in a forest. said Cortana

Scribble scribble scratch sribble

An unusually creepy one, at that.

Greg has a point, we are big and there are creepy trees everywhere. he pointed out Greg's point.

r v in helz? asked Chief.

Why would we go with you, then? questioned Cortana.

Witty mother remark in 3.. 2.. 1... counted Arby.

B cus ur mum was a wench and I bedded her, lulz. said Chief.

Isn't wench a too complicated word for you? she asked him.

my penis was too compilated for ur mom. he told her.

Yeah, I thought so.

th@t my peni-

No. That you can't even properly spell 'complicated'.

wtf r u talking abot, compilated is no name f0r a spelz

Would you two stop?

shut up arbtir, cunt u c im talking to that wechn

And my fascination in your success in spelling is gone.

ur mom had fatiscaction when i sexed her!

Scribble scribble scratch sribble

Maybe we should go out of this creepy shit ass forest?

Once again, he has a point.

Scribble scribble scratch sribble

Thanks :).

And then a loud

Eheheheheeh

and a sound of jiggling bones was heard.

wat the fuk was that, that bone shit

Do you guys hear the song too?

Then a shadow was seen between then, and a strange, white mass jumped behind them with a loud bone jiggle.

And the being sang.

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE

SHRIEKING SKULLS WILL SHOCK YOUR SOUL

SEAL YOUR DOOM TONIGHT

SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

SPEAK WITH SUCH A SCREECH

YOU'LL SHAKE AND SHUDDER IN SURPRISE

WHEN YOU HEAR THESE ZOMBIES SHRIEK

what teh fuk ar we standing here for,

Run!

Then around thirty skeletons just ran out of the trees and tripped against each other, those that weren't destroyed in the process started chasing them.

WE'RE SO SORRY SKELETONS

YOU'RE SO MISUNDERSTOOD

YOU ONLY WANT TO SOCIALIZE

BUT I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD

Chief and Arbiter were tripping against eachother, and Cortana grabbed unto Greg, who was going at very impressing speeds.

And then they ran out of the forest, only four skeletons following.

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