Rainbow Dash awoke to a strange setting. It wasn't the place that felt strange though, it was more the whole situation. The first thing she noticed is that she didn't recall anything about falling asleep. She remembered waking up, and then, meeting Pinkie Pie's grandparents, and then nothing. It was as if she blinked, and ended up back in bed.

The second thing she noticed was that she felt extremely groggy. Almost as if she had been out for a while. Her eyes felt heavy, her mouth and throat felt dry, and she felt as if her brain was at least ten seconds behind her body.

Still, this was nothing out of the ordinary. She could have dreamt the meeting thing, and her morning feelings were never much different than how she felt now. What was odd, however, is that she discovered a tube taped to her right fore hoof, connected to a bag of clear fluid. Almost as if she was in hospital, but yet, she knew she was in Pinkie Pie's room. She also knew from the medical lessons of flight school that IV fluid was given through a tube inserted into the body, and not haphazardly taped on. This could only be the work of...

“Oh Dashie, you're awake,” Pinkie Pie stated, in her usual hyperactive state. “The operation was a success.”

Rainbow Dash looked over towards Pinkie Pie, and noticed she was actually wearing a nurses outfit. “Pink, where did you even get that outfit?”

“That is Nurse Pie, to you,” Pinkie Pie replied.

“Pinkie, I'm all for roleplay and all, but I'm being serious.”

“As am I, Rainbow Dash. You blacked out, and I was appointed to nurse you back to health. I did it. Isn't this just so exciting?”

“Who appointed you? Yourself?”

“No, Senior Nurse slash Nurse in charge Nurse Pie, which is totally not me. Just look, it's official.”. Pinkie Pie produced a small piece of paper, and gave it to Rainbow Dash.

“Dear Pinkie Pie,” Rainbow Dash read out loud. “You are hereby in charge of Rainbow Dash's care. The pay is one Rainbow Dash and three cupcakes. From Pinkie Pie.” Rainbow Dash looked up from the paper. “You actually wrote this to yourself? No way is this official.”

“It is, Dashie, look at the signature.”

“Pinkie...”

“Nurse Pie,” interrupted Pinkie Pie.

Rainbow Dash sighed. “Nurse Pie, it's written in pink crayon with scruffy hoofwriting.”

“Do you want to get better?”

“I'm perfectly fine as it is.” Rainbow Dash attempted to get out of bed to prove her point, only to be pushed back.

“Now, Dashie, you'll pull your IV out.”

“It's not even in. It's just taped to my hoof. I can see the end of the tube. I bet if I were to drink that..” Rainbow Dash motioned her hoof towards Pinkie Pie's makeshift IV “...I would find it was water.”

“Well, Miss. Dash,” said Pinkie. “You were unconscious, and now you're awake. Thanks to my magical care.”

Rainbow Dash sighed, defeated. Though Pinkie Pie was more silly about it, sometimes Pinkie Pie could be stubborn. Rainbow Dash often tried to come up with a term for it. Sillorn? Stubilly? Nothing sounded right. “Okay, Nurse Pie. When am I to be discharged?”

“Tomorrow,” replied Pinkie Pie.

Rainbow Dash gasped. “Pinkie, don't we have a date tonight?”

“Oh right. I'll have to talk to me about that. Miss.Pie, Yes Nurse Pie, I'm afraid Rainbow Dash must remain in hospital over night, so does that mean she can't make the date? I'm afraid so. Oh bummer. I'm really sorry, is their anything I can do? No it's ok, because I'm, looking after her. No, I am. No, I am. Me. Me.”

“Pinkie,” Rainbow Dash interrupted. “You're arguing with yourself.”

“I totally am not.”

Rainbow Dash sighed again. She knew this was going to be an extremely strange night.

***

“There's your IV changed.” Pinkie Pie finished hooking up Rainbow Dash's 'IV fluid bag'

“You mean water.” Rainbow Dash mumbled.

“What was that?”

Rainbow Dash thought of something. Something to hopefully break Pinkie Pie's act. “I said..soooooooo tell me. Is their a Mr. Nurse Pie.” Rainbow Dash fluttered her eyelids in flirtatious manner, not unlike the way Rarity would.

“Nope,” replied Pinkie Pie.

“A Mrs. Nurse Pie?”

“Kindaaaaaa,” Pinkie Pie replied, dragging the 'a' sound out.

“Not married, but marefriends?”

“yes indeedy.”

“Who is it? Any pony I know?”

Pinkie Pie moved closer to Rainbow Dash. “Oh I think you know her quite well.” Pinkie Pie moved closer and closer still, before she slowly got onto the bed, and stood above Rainbow Dash. She slowly leaned in and closed the gap between the two, until their muzzles touched, and the two started to kiss.

The kiss lingered longer than it should have really. It could have lasted much longer, but Rainbow twitched in what Pinkie Pie thought was pain. “Dashie, are you okay?”

“Never better, Pinkie.”

“Then...why..” Pinkie Pie's question was interrupted by her own realisation. “Sit up, Dashie.”

“I'm fine, Pinkie, really.”

Pinkie Pie knew Rainbow Dash was trying to hide something, and she had a good idea of what it was. Against her will, Rainbow Dash was pulled by Pinkie Pie, uncovering what she was hiding. She was lying on her wings to hide her arousal. “Now now, Dashie,” said Pinkie.

“Look, Pinkie. I'm sorry, ok. Roleplaying is one of my fantasies, and when you jump on top of me in an outfit like that, I can't help it. I'm...” Rainbow Dash's mouth was covered by a pink hoof.

“Who said I minded?”

“Well...I don't know. I just don't want to jump into things you're not comfortable with.”

“Dashie, we've been friends long enough. Even of we weren't marefriends, there was a chance I'd still show you a good night, but now we're marefriends, theirs no problem at all. Now, you've been a good patient...” Pinkie Pie pushed Rainbow Dash down, and started massaging her wings. “So now, why not let me be a naughty nurse.”

Rainbow Dash would have questioned Pinkie Pie about the whole 'even if we weren't marefriends business, but decided against it. She could think of little else to say. “Awwww hell yeah.”

Pinkie Pie moved in and kissed Rainbow Dash's nose. “I'll take that as a 'Yes, Nurse Pie,' shall I?”

“yes, Nurse Pie.”

***

Basking in the after-glow, Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie lay in an entanglement of hooves, with their tales intertwined. Rainbow Dash picked Pinkie Pie's nose. “Next time, we'll try your fetish. But you're keeping that outfit. You look hot in it.”

“Yes sir-e,” Pinkie Pie replied.

Author's Notes:

Enjoy.