As the waitress slowly walked to the side of the table, that's when he was truly frozen in shock. Standing at their table dressed in a waitress uniform was none other than Luna. He couldn't help but notice how nervous she was, and he couldn't help but compare how she talked like Fluttershy because she spoke quietly, softly, and had a similar stutter to her words.

Though his eyes soon began to wander up and down her as he realized how the uniform defined her curves a lot more than normal. He honestly couldn't take his eyes off of her, even as she began to walk away. But that only brought more of his attention to how well her pants fit her.

"You're drooling all over yourself you know." He got snapped back by that, and with a red face, he wiped any drool that might have actually come out. "What a surprise, I was wondering where she was disappearing to."

"Wait, you didn't know about this?" He asked.

"No clue, and before you ask I think she didn't want to dip into the royal treasury to buy that last figure. Instead, I think she wanted to work for it." Celestia said, just as two drinks were levitated over to our table. "Oh, while you were admiring her I decided to order you a Root Beer."

"Uh, thanks and I guess that would make sense. Better than what was going through my mind." He regretted saying that as soon as he saw the smirk on Celestia's face.

"Oh, you probably were thinking she wanted to do a little role-playing perhaps? Maybe she needs a good tip?" Celestia winked at him as she said that, making him want to just get up and leave. "But I honestly had no idea that she was a part-time waitress here. An interesting choice considering that the uniforms are made to be sexy. Though you already realized that, considering how you were ogling her. Especially when she was walking away."

"You do know you're talking about your little sister right?" He couldn't help but ask and take a sip of his drink.

"I know, and I can't help it that she looks good in uniform. Though I'm pretty sure you're wanting to take the uniform off so you can have a little dessert." At this point, he completely gave up and just remained silent as he started to read the menu a bit more.

"Uh, hi again um, are you ready to order?" Luna asked, not making eye contact with either of them. Which might have been a good thing, because he wasn't exactly looking at her eyes right now.

"Yes, I would like an Everfree Special with a side order of the specialty salad, and for dessert, I think I'll have chocolate cake," Celestia ordered.

"Okay, and um, what would you like to eat?" Luna asked him, making him gulp.

"I know what he would like to eat right now." Celestia snickered, as both him and Luna both felt like they were on fire.

"Uh, yeah I would like the Cheeseburger with a side of regular fries, and I guess I'll have a slice of Surprise Pie." He quickly said.

"W-would you like whip cream on that?" Luna asked.

"I'm sure he would love whip cream on it," Celestia said, though either Luna was intentionally ignoring the innuendo or she just didn't want to take any more, and so wrote it down and zoomed back to the kitchen.

"You're horrible." He said.

"Just joking around, though I do have to wonder if you really would like a bit of whip cream on it, or should I say on something else," Celestia said, making his left eye twitch a bit. "Hmm, I guess so from your silence alone."

They remained silent for a good little while, the only sounds were the other ponies around them eating and chatting away. Though he did start to relax a bit more as it seemed that a lot of tension had gone. But he could only hope that Celestia wouldn't make any more jokes like that for the rest of the night.

"Um, y-your orders," Luna said levitating two big plates, and two small plates to her side. "Uh, f-for you an Everfree Special with a specialty salad, and a s-slice of chocolate cake. F-for you, a Cheeseburger with fries, and um, a surprise pie with extra whip cream."

Before either him or Celestia could say anything, Luna once again zoomed back to the kitchen though it seemed like she went a bit slower this time, Maybe it was just him and his imagination, but he thought he saw her sway just a bit more. Though once Celestia opened her mouth he knew it wasn't just his imagination.

"My oh my, it seems she decided to finally put on a little bit of charm with a little more sway. Don't you agree?" Celestia asked, and all he could do was give a little nod. "Yeah, I figure you caught that, mostly because I think she did it just for you. I mean she isn't dumb, she probably noticed how you stared at her the first time she came to our table."

"Probably wasn't too hard to miss, though I am wondering why no pony has freaked out that one of the Princesses is working as a waitress. I mean especially here, and how long has she been working here anyway?" He asked.

"Well, to answer your first question, we make sure that our subjects know we are willing to work as hard as anypony else to earn our bits. I'm sure the nobles have already complained about it. As for your second question, you'll have to ask her. My best estimate is a little bit after she got back from the moon. Though this is only a part-time job, which probably means she works only when she's in town or when they need a replacement. The part-time system is a bit weird like that." Celestia answered.

"Well aren't you the one who made it like that?" He couldn't help but ask.

"No, not every law or issue comes to me, Cadence, or my sister. We appoint ponies who we believe would know better than us to pass the law on things like this. But if it affects the whole of Equestria in a dramatic way, then one of us takes a look. Now, before you ask the reason why this part-time system didn't make it to us is that it was made for disabled or ponies who like to travel. It mostly affects chain restaurants." Celestia said, taking another bite of her food.

"Huh, well that's just a bit confusing. I would think you guys being Princesses would mean you have the final say on laws and such. But hey, whatever works." He said taking a bite out of his burger. "You know, this is pretty good. What's in it?"

"Cow of course," Celestia said, making him stop eating.

"Wait, you guys actually eat cows? I thought this was just like fake meat or something, not an actual cow. I mean aren't cows sentient here?" He asked looking a bit distraught.

"They are, but sadly they don't live as long as ponies. Most prefer to be buried, but some donate their bodies. It's a horrible thing, but there's honestly nothing I can do about. I mean there is, but that would be taking away some of their freedom. That and sadly, it might start a war between us and a few other nations because we provide meat to its dignitaries when they visit. It's kind of why the Yaks closed their borders because they thought we would use them the same way. But the thing is, we don't force cows to donate, we let them choose." Celestia said.

"Well, that's still very creepy and I'm hoping Luna isn't disgusted with me for ordering it." He said.

"Why would I be disgusted with it? Are you not an omnivore who is actually supposed to get most of their protein from meat? I would much rather you be healthy then have you barely survive." He turned to see Luna, still in uniform, giving him a little smile. "I mean you do look a bit skinnier, almost skeleton looking. I was hoping to talk to you about your diet."

"Why don't you join us then, and I hope you plan on grabbing some whipped cream for later," Celestia said with a smile, and a deep blush came across Luna's cheeks.

"I'll join, only if Brandon agrees to finish his burger," Luna said.

"Well, I'm not comfortable with... OW!" He yelled grabbing his arm where it felt like he was just pinched.

"You are not gonna waste away under my watch. So you better eat up, or I'm taking your pie away." Luna said, giving him a fierce look.

"Really, that's your threat in order for me to eat? To take away my pie like I'm just a foal?" He replied rolling his eyes.

"Brandon, I know you aren't comfortable with it, but killing yourself like this isn't going to solve anything. I mean, the cows donate their meat." Luna started.

"She is right, if eating meat is apart of your diet then you need to eat. Even if you do get the nutrients that you need to barely scrape by, you'll still end up weak and having to be taken care of. Because your body was used to getting it one way, then within a day or two you completely changed it." Celestia added.

"So, please at least enjoy this one burger?" Luna asked with pleading eyes.

"It's not that, it's on another issue. You see, when a human doesn't eat meat for a long time they have to take it slowly when they do start to eat it again. That's because their body slowly stops their enzymes that help digest meat, and their body needs time to start reproducing them. At least if I remember right." He explained.

"That's your problem?" Celestia asked. "I read a medical book that you gave to the Ponyville doctors. According to human studies, your body just doesn't stop making enzymes. It's just that the enzymes that your body produces to help digest the protein and fat that meat gives you lowers. From what I've read in those books once you eat meat again it'll take a little longer to digest but that'll only last for a couple of days. After that, your body makes the normal amount of those enzymes it needs for digesting the meat."

"See, so please just shut up and eat your dinner," Luna said.

"Well, what if I can't stop thinking of some poor cow or bull that it took to make this?" He asked. "Especially one that is as intelligent as just about any other creature."

"Let me ask you this before you came here do you think you felt bad about indulging in some of your basic instincts? I mean here in Equestria, the most common belief about humans is that they were hunters. So I'm going to assume that's how humans from where you came from were at one point in your history." Luna said, sitting down in between him and Celestia.

"Alright, alright I get it. But it still bothers me that I'm eating something that could actually talk." He grumbled and started to nibble on his burger.

"I know, and it's something that you are going to get used to. Because you aren't the healthiest looking right now." Luna said giving him a little peck on his cheek.

"So now that we got him to eat his main course, what's actually for dessert?" Celestia asked before her cake flew up to her face, with Luna falling out of her chair laughing hard.

"You little..." Before Celestia could say anything else, a pie suddenly found a home on her face. Celestia wiped the pie away and looked at Brandon who had a wide grin on his face.

"What can I say? She missed a spot." He couldn't help but start laughing at Celestia's expression.

"Hmmph, such a waste of good cake and pie. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go clean up." Celestia said, dropping a bag full of bits on the table before teleporting.

"T-that was fun," Luna said after catching her breath and getting back in her seat.

"Yeah, it was." He said looking at Luna.

"What?" She asked.

"So, you work here part-time huh?" He replied, and all she could do was nod. "Let me guess, to buy a collection of figures?"

"Yeah, but how..." she tried to ask before he spoke up.

"Celestia figured it out, and insisted that I get you this." He said, placing the wrapped gift on the table.

"W-wait, this isn't?" She asked, and he nodded. "But the sales pony told me somepony bought it for their..." Luna looked at him with a look of thanks.

"Eh, you already paid for most of it. Oh, and you know you can open it anytime you want?" He said before Luna locked their lips together.

"Thank you so much, you have no idea what this means to me." She said looking at the still wrapped gift. "You see, this creature Tres attacked only a few years later after I was banished. No matter what anypony else says, I know when it happened. One of my good friends sacrificed them self in order to defeat the creature."

"Then I hope this brings back good memories then." He said placing a hand on one of her hooves, making her give a little smile.

"It does, and it also brings some closure for a lost friend." She said, unwrapping the box and opening it to see the figure.

"That's good, so since your sister paid you want to head out?" He asked, gently squeezing her hoof.

"Yeah, yeah that sounds good." She said getting out of her chair and made him let go of her hoof.

They began to walk back to the castle, but after only half a block he realized that she was still wearing her waitress uniform making his face go a little red. He couldn't help but wonder if it felt uncomfortable due to how well it made her curves show. Though his thoughts were cut off when Luna started to ask something.

"Why are you staring at me like that?" She asked.

"Oh, um uh, y-you're still wearing your uniform." He said looking every which way he could except at her.

"Hmm, well I usually wear it when I walk home. Does that bother you?" She asked.

"No, you just look..." he let his eyes run over her again, making her get impatient for his answer. "...amazing, breathtaking, beautiful."

"So, when I get finished doing my duties here should I start wearing this at our home?" She asked, a smirk on her face.

"Uh, n-no that's fine." He said a little nervously.

"That's good because this uniform is a bit uncomfortable." She said. "Do you just want to take the short cut back to the castle?"

"Yeah, that sounds good." He said, and just like that Luna lit up her horn and teleported them both to her room.

"Okay, and it looks like your bags are here. So you can get comfy while I get my uniform off." She said.

Though all he did was sit down on her bed, and laid back though hearing Luna grunt a little bit made him look in her direction. Which his face instantly redden, mostly due to Luna still wearing the bottom half of her uniform and bending over. She kept shaking her hips back and forth trying to get her shirt off, only showing off more of her rear.

"Um, d-do you need help?" He asked.

"Yes please, for some reason my uniform is being difficult tonight." She replied, and he got up and walked over to her.

While making his way, his eyes never seemed to leave her butt as she continued to struggle. It was only when he got next to her did he rip his eyes from her rear. After managing to get the shirt back on right, he started to help her get out.

"I would have thought you had a lot of practice taking this off." He said.

"I do, but I don't know why it's so difficult tonight." She said.

"It could be worse, I mean at least it hugs you in the right places." Just as it left his mouth he couldn't help but regret it.

"Is that why it took you so long to help me because you were enjoying the view?" She asked, with a little smirk.

"You know what, yeah I was enjoying my view. I honestly can't help it that you were putting on a little show like that. Especially for how beautiful you look even without your uniform." Though as soon as he locked eyes with her, she practically jumped on him with giving him a passionate kiss.

"Mmmph!" She said, opening her eyes when she felt his hand on her butt.

"S-sorry..." He said breaking the kiss, and moving his hand.

"Sorry for what?" She asked, using her magic to move his hand back.

"W-what's with that look?" He asked as she gave him a sexy look.

"I think it's time for me to pay you back for that wing massage you gave me." She said, making him give a nervous gulp.

"Uh, t-that's fine...oohh!" He couldn't help it as she started to grind her hips on his.

"I bet as much as you looked at me tonight, you've had your friend at attention for a while." She said. "H-how long has it been since you've even pleasured yourself?"

"Luna, that is not something...hmm... you ask when you're trying to turn someone on. Especially since I know you're still a virgin." He said, managing to flip her onto her back. "But, it's been awhile."

"Oh, then I hope you last then. Also, I'm going to kill my sister...OH CREATOR!" She screamed as she started to feel his fingers trace her lips on the outside of her uniform pants.

"I only hope you last with as sensitive you are." He said, before she started smothering him in kisses, and just like that she teleported them to her bed with her on top.

"Don't you worry about that." She whispered.

"I-i'm not, I'm worried that t-this... yess... is your first time." He said.

"And I'm glad it's with you." She said giving him a look of love and lust.

They looked at each other for a good second, before she leaned back down to give him a deep kiss. Though before she knew what was going on, he had pretty much torn off the rest of her uniform and ended up on top looking down at her. She couldn't help but give a slightly scared look, mixed in with curiosity.

She couldn't help but give a little moan as she felt him on her bare lips through his shorts, and with a tug of her magic, she removed the only barrier between them. Once again, they were both looking at each other, though this time taking in each other in full. They both moved their eyes from top to bottom.

Her eyes kept drifting towards his member, which was fully erected and now laying on top of her groin. She couldn't help but gulp a little, mostly because this is the first time she actually looked at his member and how it was shaped. Also, she couldn't believe at how big he was. Granted, she knew she saw bigger, not on purpose as most ponies were naked and you could get a view of a stallions member easily, but he was still a bit bigger than she had expected. This made her nervous as this was her first time, with a member that was shaped so differently then a stallions.

While she was taking in his size and shape, he couldn't help but admire her natural beauty. She honestly could not be more beautiful and cute than when she seemed vulnerable like this, and he couldn't help but find her slightly chewing on her lower lip cute. He could hardly stand it anymore, he needed release, he needed to feel her warmth, he needed to be inside of her.

He leaned down and surprised her with a kiss, breaking her from her thoughts. She couldn't help but give a little moan as he broke the kiss to start kissing and nibbling her neck. Though that was nothing when he started to rub his member on her lower lips, making both of them give a moan.

Both of them could feel how wet she was getting, and he stopped kissing and nibbling to look into her eyes. At first, she wondered why he stopped until she gasped and felt his head poke her lips. After looking down to make sure that's what was happening, she looked back at his eyes and realized he was waiting for permission to take her virginity. She could also tell he was struggling to control himself at this point.

"Go ahead, take me." She whispered after wrapping her hooves around his neck and bringing him down.

After giving him permission, she let out a sharp moan and gasp as he started to put pressure on her lips. After trying he pulled back making her give a little whine that quickly turned into a scream of mostly pain and pleasure as half of his member entered her. Though he didn't move after, which she was thankful for because she could feel that she was having some trouble adjusting to his member.

"Y-you okay?" He asked, out of breath and wiping away some tears from her cheeks.

"Y-yes, p-please don't be afraid to start moving." She said, making sure to give him a loving kiss.

After nodding, he started to pull out making her give a moan even though it still hurt a little bit, and she couldn't help but squeeze him member to try to keep him inside. Though he stopped before he pulled all of the way out and once again thrust inside making her arc her back and her wings extended all the way out as she let out a loud moan. She couldn't help but feel a tiny orgasm come and go from that last thrust.

Though she didn't have time to think about it as he started thrusting in and out, gaining a rhythm. Soon all that could be heard was her loud moaning, and sometimes the slapping between their groins. It didn't take too long before she was brought to her first big orgasm. The sensation was defiantly different from when she brought herself to cum, though she didn't realize how tight she had been squeezing his member until the waves of pleasure came and went.

"Y-you o-okay, you were squeezing me a little tightly there?" He asked almost out of breath.

"Hmm, s-sorry...just..." She said, breathing heavily and locked eyes with him. "P-please keep going."

Just before he started back into his rhythm, he couldn't help but give her a confident smile, and she knew that he was pleased to hear that he did, in fact, make her cum. Though her thoughts went blank as he started up with new vigor, making her moan even louder. She couldn't help but feel her pleasure quickly build again.

"L-luna... about to..." She cut him off with a kiss and wrapped all four hooves around him making sure he couldn't pull out.

"I-I want to feel all...oh yes!...inside..." She said, and as he gave one last grunt and thrust she could feel herself go over the edge.

As she was thrown off the edge of pleasure bringing her to have an even bigger orgasm than the last one. Though her mind was almost completely blank she could feel a warmth shooting inside of her, which only added to the pleasure. By the time both of their orgasms were over, they both pretty much collapsed.

Still barely awake, he moved to where he was not on top of her but he was still inside of her. As for her, she was basking in the aftermath of her own orgasm and could feel him still inside, still hard. Though she also felt full, and a warmth that she knew was his seed. But she couldn't get over the fact that he was still hard.

Before he could argue, she moved to where she was on top and was now looking down at a surprising him. She lifted her hips making both of them groan, and she couldn't help but look down in between them. Once looking, she saw his seamen slightly drip out of her lips, mixed in with a little bit of blood which she knew was from her cherry popping.

"W-what... are you... oh yesss!" He screamed as she slammed her hips down, which she regretted because instantly another orgasm rolled over her making her collapse on top of him.

"Y-you're still so hard!" She managed to get out through her orgasm and managing to keep thrusting her hips making both of their pleasure feel amazing, and last longer.

She honestly couldn't believe how she was acting now, almost like she was suffering from going into heat. Though she couldn't care less, as both of them were thrusting making him go deeper and add fresh pleasure. It didn't take long though before both of them came again, and this time once they both collapsed they almost instantly fell asleep.

Author's Notes:

Here's an interesting little fact that may not apply to all States or countries. Did you know that if a person gives you permission to eat them after they die, meaning not killed by the person who they gave permission to eat them, then it's legal to eat a human? As long as you don't kill the person and have permission.