Author's Notes:

I usually try to stay away from writing clop because I suck at it lol ps so sorry for the late and small update

I hear muffled and distorted voices in the darkness of my mind. I know what happened but I don't know what to expect when I wake. If I could only turn a damn light on in my head. That would be right nice, but of course there's no light switch in your subconscious mind.

So I start to walk aimlessly through the inky blackness of what I could only assume to be my heart. (Metaphorically speaking of course.) I eventually saw a light which seemed to be light-years away. So I did the obvious thing and started to walk towards it, but it seemed no matter how far I walked it kept at the same exact distance.

I started to turn and walk the other way to see what would happen, and to my great surprise it screamed in a familiar voice, "WAIT, DONT LEAVE!"

Shocked I turned back towards it and said, "Who who are you?"

"I guess the fun is over." It said in a voice that I knew but couldn't place.

The light grew dimmer allowing me to see who it was.

It all made sense now. All this strange crap happening. It was all just a game of...

"DISCORD!"

"Did it really take you that ling to figure out? I mean really shouldn't it have be obvious the whole time any way?" He said in a rather amused tone.

"Not really." I said kind of pissed at the fact he was insulting my intelligence.

"Well now that's to bad, I suppose you want to go home now?"

"NO!" I blurted out causing him to step back a little. "Uh I mean not yet."

"Why ever not?"

"Because I think there's still fun to be had around here." I said only half lying.

He raised an interested eyebrow and said, "What kind of fun are we talking about? The kind you had with Vinyl! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He said and fell on the floor with amusement.

I blushed and said, "No. And why were you even watching that any way creep!"

"Oh I watched you since you got here. And besides it's not like the first time I've spied on someone's private time." He said getting bored with the subject.

"WHAT!"

"Did I say that out loud? Oops."

"I I I I...." I was at a complete loss for words after that one.

"Well this just got awkward. I guess this conversation is over?" I was to dumbfounded to speak after that and just nodded. "Well then Have a good time with Vinyl and Octavia." He snapped his talons and every thing went white.

When I opened my eyes I was on Octavia's bed gaged and bound to the bed posts. I started to pull on the hoofcuffs to no avail when suddenly I saw Octavia step out in her cop uniform. She smiled and said, "Your finally awake! Now we can have some fun my way!"

I gulped and said in a muffled voice "Fuck."

One hour later.

"Well that was interesting." I said as she removed the hoofcuffs.

"Yah it was fun. And Vinyl was right your cock is big." Octavia said with a satisfied smirk.

"Heh heh she said that?" I replied blushing.

"Yep." She stared at me silently and said, "Wow you are blushing so hard I can see it through your red coat!"

"Yah..... So I don't know if you have noticed yet but me and my friends are blank flanks and need some help getting out cutie marks. Wanna help a fella out?" I said attempting to change the subject as quickly as possible.

"Sure, and we did notice. It's rare but not unheard of a pony getting their cutie mark later on in years." She stated flatly.

"So where would we start?" Vinyl said and came out of her hiding place.

"Uhh, how long have you been there Vinyl?" Octavia said a little creped out.

"Long enough to get off." She said with a wide smirk.

We were both blushing furiously after that and decided to get back to the blank flank issue.

"Well I guess we should start with what I'm good at." I said still blushing.

"Sounds good to me!" Vinyl replied eagerly.