Sometimes... I get bored.
Sometimes... I go to the bad places on the internet.
Sometimes... well, when in Rome...
I'd like to consider myself a legitimate fic writer. If that's something you'd like to do, turn back now.
I've still got 'legit' stories going, but sometimes I get writer's block, or need a break from them, or just plain don't feel like working on them. But I still have the urge to write. This is the result.
The following is crass, vulgar, and very low-brow. They're stories, written on the fly and unedited for 4chan. In the style and voice of 4chan. Aaaand partially subject to the whims of 4chan. Marked mature because 4chan and dicks (no clop), tags added as they come or by request.
I agonized over whether or not these were worth saving (they're not) or even if anyone would want to read them (they don't) and eventually concluded that this preface would be enough of an excuse for their existence (it isn't).
Spelling mistakes, shitty sentences structure, poor word choice, contrived plot devices, and heavily OOC moments abound. Run while you can. I've become a monster.
Every one of you is stupider now just for having read this synopsis. You've been warned.
26 Chapters:
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Rainbro Dash 1 - Success [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 5th, 2012
3,824
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Spike the Griffon [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 5th, 2012
4,482
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Rainbro Dash 2 - Unresolved [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 5th, 2012
1,465
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Rainbro Dash 3 - Big Success [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 5th, 2012
4,363
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THAT IS NOT HOW YOU WRITE PINKIE. She's crazy, not INSANE. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 6th, 2012
2,090
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Rainbro Dash 4 - Ambiguous and SERIOUSLY 4CHAN WHY DO YOU LIKE RAINBRO SO MUCH? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 6th, 2012
3,615
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Rainbro wait really? You're kidding right? ANOTHER FUCKING RAINBRO DASH? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 7th, 2012
4,465
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RAINBRO FUCKING SHOOT ME NOW GOD DAMN [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 8th, 2012
4,733
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Shitty Trollestia is Shitty [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 17th, 2012
2,291
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Rainbro FUCK YOU BAD END [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 18th, 2012
3,619
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Rarity's Guest [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 18th, 2012
1,647
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Pinkie does stuff. Was this one supposed to be funny? It's not. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 19th, 2012
3,275
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Seriously? That's WAY too long. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 20th, 2012
19,747
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No gore, but I'm marking violence anyway. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 21st, 2012
3,587
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I feel dirty now [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 22nd, 2012
3,181
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OHGODWHY I THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE WITH THIS SHIT OH JESUS IT'S NOT MORE RAINBRO IS IT? PLEASE TELL ME IT IS NOT... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 15th, 2012
3,438
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This one suuuuucks (but there are a handful of pretty funny lines I guess) [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 17th, 2012
3,597
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Why am I wasting my time doing these? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 19th, 2012
7,363
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You remember that one that stalled out and didn't finish? Here's another. Skip it. No quality here. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 10th, 2012
2,696
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This is AWFUL. More bullshit than has ever been heaped into one "story" ever before. Stay away. Stay FAR away. You've been warned. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Aug 18th, 2012
12,715
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Hey did you know greentext stories are actually against the rules? How about that. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Oct 18th, 2012
3,405
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You dumb bastard [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 3rd, 2012
1,307
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Christopher Walken's Ass [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Dec 17th, 2012
1,839
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tl;dr - not actually funny [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 2nd, 2013
1,676
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Cooking is so fun. Cooking is so fun. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 17th, 2013
3,132
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Oh shit really? I did this again? Why? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 7th, 2014
2,538