Twilight Sparkle returned from the other world with her crown, informing my sister and I of her discoveries. I wanted to experience it myself, but Celestia forbade it. The portal then closed, the world sealed away for thirty moons. I found another one, deep in the mines of Canterlot. After almost a week... the portal opened.

I should have listened to my sister.

It was supposed to be a night of Christmas shopping. Instead some naked woman walks out into the street and I stop to help her. She's from another world. What the hell was I drinking last night?

What's this, a PoE story? Yes. Yes it is. Might as well give it a try. Cover art pending artist's permission. Mature tag added, not necessarily for sex, more for the profanity found in Ch2.