Twilight awoke and put her purple square glasses on. She looked at the calendar and a huge smile crept onto her lips.

"Spike! Spike!" She said shaking her pet fire monkey awake. He was a very special breed, he had the ability to talk and breathe fire which was highly impressive.

"What Twilight? It's 5 in the morning." The tired monkey said before falling back to sleep.

"It's time for moving! We're going to Ponyville!" Twilight said hopping off. She brushed her raven black hair and put on a creamy foundation that matched her skin. As she was brushing her teeth with mint flavored Colgate toothpaste Spike walked up.

"Twilight, why do we have to do this, can't we do our studies here." Spike said, Twilight finished brushing and answered.

"Spike, I'm 20 years old and finished college early and still don't know the essence of friendship! Queen Celestia orders me to make some friends!" Twilight said before running into the changing booth. She took off her lilac star nightgown and threw it off for Spike to wash.

"Twilight, I'm not your slave." Spike said peeking in. She had just put on her bra and screamed. Spike closed the booth and blushed. He peeked in again. This time Twilight had put on dark purple skinny jean and was putting on a lilac T-shirt with pink stars on the left-front side below the rib

"All right Spike, you can stay," Twilight said madly.

"So Twi, are there gonna be any hot girls there." Spike asked while walking in. He was a naturally flamboyant species and always would flirt when he had the opportunity.

"I don't know Spike. I hope they're friendly though." Twilight said putting on lilac star earrings.

"Well I guess that too." Spike stated as he watched Twilight eat some instant oatmeal.

"Spike, time to go." Twilight said picking up 2 suitcases and having Spike carry one. She walked out and to the subway. It was a very busy subway. Cellphones ringing, babies crying, various animal sounds, it smelled like dirt, feces, urine, smoke, alchohol and dander. Twilight eventually needed to take a few puffs on her inhaler just to breathe. Eventually she reached the desk.

"I would like one adult ticket to Ponyville and one animal carrier." Twilight asked. She got a ticket and carrier and put Spike in the carrier.

"Whoa little girl, your carrying a lot of luggage. Its dangerous to carry that alone. take this." He said giving her four wheel stands and some chains. She set it up and dragged it to the Ponyville subway. As she sat down went from 0 to 90 miles an hour. Al without seatbelts.

"Oh no!" Exclaimed Twilight as she grabbed a hook above.

"Twilight! Help!" Spike yelled being launched backwards.

Twilight and Spike then felt terrible. With nothing to do but be blown back and look at the graffiti with words such as "PC x PL" and "CELESTIA HAS SEX WITH HER SISTER!" Which they knew weren't true. There was only a loop of season 1 of Family Guy on TV which Twilight didn't like that much. She saw a few subway dancers which offended her and one was run over by the subway.

"How much longer will this be?" Twi asked before looking at the timer which stated it ran from 5 A.M to 5 P.M. Three hours had passed which meant 9 more hours.

"Well I suppose I could take a little nap," Twilight said. She pulled out a pillow and blanket and after 1 hour descended into a deep, peaceful, slumber.

"We're here! Everybody off!" The driver said. Waking many passengers including Twilight.

"What happened?" Twilight said rubbing her eyes and getting to her feet.

"I have no idea," Spike said. Twilight took him and her luggage out.

"Well, I hope Ponyville is better than..." Twilight said before being captured by Ponyville's extensive beauty. The sky was actually sky blue instead of the one clouded by purple smog in Canterlot. The clouds were white. The roses were red and there were bumblebees and butterflies. There were foxes and rabbits that moved majestically. The towns were beautiful and the trees weren't dying from smog and acid rain. The people were friendlier than she could imagine. She walked puzzled by the beauty until she bumped into a stallion.

"Oh, sorry." He said. Twilight was lost for words again. He was truly handsomer than she could imagine. He was slightly older than Twilight, maybe 21. He had blue eyes that sparkled like lakes and brown hair that moved in the wind. His skin was a perfect peach and he had a slim build. He had a yellow shirt. He wore a black leather jacket over his shirt and blue jeans. His shoes were dark blue sneakers. He was slightly geeky but Twilight felt that he was perfect. Eventually she spoke.

"My names um... Twilight." She muttered.

"Um, my names Comet Tail." The stallion said.

"Oh, that's a nice name." Twilight said.

"I like yours too Twilight. It's pretty." Comet Tail said.

"Can we meet up later sometime." Twilight said.

"Sure," Comet Tail said. "Where do you live?"

"I'm new here. I'll tell you later. Do you have a phone?" Twilight asked.

"Yes," Comet Tail said. "I think I should leave though. Hope I see you again." He said before darting off.

"Who was that?" Twilight asked herself before someone or something threw some pale chubby arms around her. She looked and was greeted with a loud girly voice.

"Hello!" It said. It was a girl about 17 years old. Her hair was dyed pink and done in pigtails. She was slightly chubby with big blue eyes. She had a knee-length dress that had a pink bottom and white top with a pink heart on the chest. She had small breasts and a potbelly which kinda freaked Twilight out. Her tights were sky blue and she had pink town shoes. "I'm Pinkie!"

"Um... Okay." Twilight said. Her overenthusiasm made Twilight feel slightly uncomfortable.

"What's your bra size?" Pinkie Pie asked Twilight.

"Um... 32D. But why do you care." Twilight said starting to feel self conscious.

"Just do! Want to make cupcakes at my house?" She said.

"Um, let me check." Twilight said before dashing into the bakery. She heard story's of ponies going to bake cupcakes and disappearing in Ponyville. She hid under a table and hoped the crazy teen would leave her alone.

"Hello, would you like some treats?" A peppy female voice said. Twilight crawled out slowly and saw a women who appeared to be in her late 30's. she had swirled brown hair in a ponytail and peachy skin. Her eyes were blue and she appeared postpartum. She had a big smile and wore a pink apron with a cupcake on it and a white chef hat that was leaning slightly to the left. She had cupcake earrings and had a blue T-shirt dress under her apron.

"Hello mam, some crazy teen with pink hair and childish outfit is acting weird. I'm kinda freaked out and..." Twilight said before being hushed.

"Oh dear. That's my daughter, Pinkie Pie. Her dads always telling her to at her age." The woman said. "I'm Mrs cake. Would you like anything."

"Oh, maybe I could had some cupcakes." Twi said. "How much can I afford with just 49 dollars."

"Why you can have up to 144 young woman." Mrs cake said.

"Oh, I'll just take a dozen. I'd like vanilla ones, size medium, lilac frosting and a cherry on them all." Twilight said.

"Okie dokie." Mrs cake said getting the cupcakes. "That'll be 3 dollars and 23 cents."

"Okay," Twilight said giving Mrs cake the money. "And where can I get a job?"

"How do you act?" Mrs cake asked.

"Oh I'm smart, understanding, read a lot, help people with they're problems." Twilight said.

"Why not become a therapist? The Ponyville rehab building needs a new one." Mrs Cake said.

"Okay." Twilight said, she ran off carrying her stuff behind her. Eventually she reached the building.

"Hello, I'd like to become a theripast." Twilight said. "I'm a college graduate."

""Meh, you got a job. We've been out of service for months and we're desperate." The manager said.

"Yes!" Twilight said "Now I just need a house."

"Um, excuse me." A young woman said. She had a light brown tone and light pink dyed hair. Her eyes were green and she was rather small. She appeared 18 years old and she wore a yellow shirt. Her shirt was puffy around the sleeves and bottom. She had pink skinny jeans and green slip-ons.

"Hello, what's your name." Twilight said.

"I'm Fluttershy." The girl said in a weak voice.

"Hi, I'm Twilight. What are you doing here?" Twilight said.

"I'm kinda weak." She said before leaving.

"Eh." Twilight said before visiting a rent lot. The man gave her a small home for 40 dollars. It had a bedroom, a bathroom, a living room, a kitchen, a dining room and a closet. She unpacked and let Spike out.

"Man, what's a fire monkey gotta do to get out." Spike said stretching. "Anyway, those girls you met was hot."

"Yeah, maybe we can be friends. And I'd like to get to know Comet Tail better." Twilight said. She looked at the clock. 10:00. She should go to bed. She got ready and slept in the brand new home. She was ready for friends.