"Wade, my darling?"

There is literally nothing where Deadpool is right now. No winds, no ground, no sound, no nothing but darkness all over the place - he can't even fathom if he's floating or standing since he can't feel a thing.

"Hello again, my love..."

Ah that sweet tender caring voice... he can recognize that from anywhere, he'd kill just to hear that voice anytime... which is... well, right now

"Death, baby girl!... I can hear you, but ah... I can't see you babe.." he tried to look around the place, but either he can't move or he just can't feel the motions

"I'm sorry Wade.. as much my omnipotence can grant me there are still... other powers that resist my influence.." her soft tender voice sounded a bit... stern or something...

"... Yeah, sorry babe... but one day we'll be together - I just know it! I mean, my healing factor has GOT to die down sooner or later right?... granted that that may take probably 500 years or so, but still"

"That's not what I mean, darling..." her soft voice trailed to a desperate tone.. like she's worried about something "Listen Wade, I can only reach you for a moment, there are powers in you and around you that resists my presence"

"... What... do you mean?" this is beginning to sound bad "Death - baby! Would you mind, like, showing your cute bony cheeks to me? It's really is a bummer talking to you like this, I feel weird really"

"I can't Wade... an immense power is preventing my influence not only to your world but worlds around it" there was a more aggressive tone from her voice, but somehow is still soft and nervous.. "This power is growing Wade, and I am losing control of those universes"

"Whoa whoa whoa... are you serious babe?"

"Wade..." oddly, her voice seem to be getting softer - to the point of being barely audible "I cannot claim the souls. I can hear their cries for release from this... entity, but I cannot reach to them. It is only a matter of time before it claims you too. I need your help..."

"...What?... claims me? What's going on?"

"You must find a way to destroy this power my love" her voice is beginning to fade even further "If you don't, not only will we never be together, but soon this power will span across..." her voice trailed off into nothing, her voice no longer present only echoed shortly after her words

"Babe? Babe! What am I supposed to destroy?! DEATH!"

"DEATH!!"

[[Whoa there! Nice to see you finally awake, sleepy pants!]]

Creamy pasta Pinkie greeted him as he sit up from the floor of her... hell dimension or something, it seems like he fully regenerated again. He's so glad he can feel his body again as he look at his hands and check Wade Jr. all intact

"Oh shit.. for a second there I thought I almost died..."

{{Us too. I lost you for a moment}}

Oh the evil voice! He almost forgot about him

"Lost me for a moment huh... well isn't that convenient..."

Suddenly Deadpool feels less gullible today...

"So uh.. how long was I out?" Deadpool turned to Pinkie the friendly nightmare as he stands up feeling a slight cold wind airing his balls

[[Exactly 66 hours and 6 minutes! cool huh?]]

"What the fuck - I regenerated for that long?!"

[[Not really. Your body... 'regenerated' just fine. It's your mind that totally blanked out, our friend in your noggin was the only one I could talk to for the last hours or so. He's not as funny as you though, but still]]

"Wai-Wai-Wait. If I’m out, wouldn't HE be out too? I mean, he's in my mind - right?"

{{It's a lot more complicated than that}}

[[Indeed it is!]]

He'd ask them how 'complicated' that is exactly but this time he'll just not think about that. Suspension of disbelief is critical to keeping whatever is left of your sanity when you're crazy as fuck

[[So! Ready to continue destroying this universe?]]

"ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! FUCK YOU, and FUCK your FUCKING universe! I ain't doing this shit anymore - thanks for the opportunity, but I prefer to destroy a universe that ISN'T FUCKING broken yet!"

He just had the strangest conversation ever and she had to bring this up, that is just rude "And don't think I’ve forgotten that I just fought this universe's version of Neo, either!"

[[Don't be such a meanie! I mean, you won!... sorta]]

"SORTA? - I 'SORTA' FUCKING magically got DEAD back there! - which would be REALLY FUCKING convenient in any other circumstance!"

{{Pinkie Pie, What was that all about? The energy I felt from that horse was very different}}

[[I don't know! I'm just as surprised as you guys are! It doesn't even feel like magic, I’ve never felt power like that too]]

Well, the little demon does look genuinely surprised. But this is a demon! right? He guesses he should expect his back to be stabbed eventually, but admittedly that won't make sense... wouldn't it?

"I'm FUCKING done with this shit. Look at me, I’m fucking naked here. I keep spare costumes on my FUCKING pockets and obviously I don't FUCKING have them on me. Contrary to popular belief, my FUCKING costume doesn't FUCKING regenerate itself you know!"

[[You have a dirty-icky mouth mister. Why do you always say that word?]] the demon pony was giving him that face mothers do before they ground their kid to their room

"Say.. what FUCKING word?" he raised his left eyebrow at her - that is, if you still count eyebrows that don't really have.. well, brows

[[That word!]]

"You mean - FFFUCK?" he threateningly approach the bloody pony, too pissed off to be creeped out by her

[[Yeah]] she just kept her face straight. Okay, Deadpool will be the first to admit he'll lose to a staring contest with her

"B-Because-FUCK YOU that's why!" He pointed his finger at her menacingly. He is so terrifying "and I don't give a FUCK! and also - the answer to your first FUCKING question is FUCK YOU!" he turned his back against her and raised his hands to the air "FUCK!"

[[You need to calm down, mister. After all it's not like you failed or anything... I’m sure nothing like before will happen again! You have much much more work to catch up on!]]

You know, when you listen to that demon horse without looking at her she kinda sound cute and cuddly - as long as you ignore the demonic undertone.

"Listen, do you want to know how I was able to kill so many.. "literary" people? It's because they're pretty static when it comes to identity. I already know and anticipate how fast Spiderman is, and I know how to confuse his spider sense. You see, it's pretty easy once you figure out the strategy - and I never had to worry about Spiderman launching a hadouken at me because I know it doesn't happen like that!.... THIS place HOWEVER.... well fuck"

He turned back to face the red pony just standing there with a smile plastered on its face "... you didn't understand a word I said did you?"

[[Oh? Uh.. sure! HEY! Do you want to watch something fun?]]

".... Yeah, sure. What is it?"

Pinkie Pie pulled out a crystal ball out of... her ass? Or what? Deadpool doesn't understand, it kind of looked like it just materialized from her rear and she just grabbed and placed it in front of them complete with a 'WIIIP!' cartoon sound effect

"Did you pulled that out of your ass?"

[[What? Sorry, I don't really understand most of your words]]

"Never mind, is that it? is that what you were going to show me?"

[[No, I haven't shown you anything yet!]]

She waved her hooves around the crystal ball as some black smoke move within, even complemented with a cartoon 'WOOSH' sound effect [[Now BEHOLD! Watch the crystal ball as it reveal all! Be in awe at the image you...saw... something something rhyme with ball - WOOOO!!!]]

He leaned forward to the ball as an image of a large crowd of ponies gather around three newly dug graves with three coffins on their side somewhere outside of town which he assume must be Ponyville. A brownish pony was giving a sort of speech to the crowd as they huddle together, some are crying and everyone is evidently gloomy. This kind of picture would be complete if it's raining but too bad it's particularly sunny

[[They're holding a funeral service right now for the everypony you killed earlier. It took them a while to find Zecora in the forest, and the animals you killed earlier are already buried near Fluttershy's Cottage. Fluttershy is staying at Rarity's place while Applejack and Applebloom are staying with Twilight's]]

"I guess you wouldn't want to stay in the place where your family and friends just got murdered for a while"

[[Yup! I think Fluttershy is going to have her cottage demolished soon, I don't know about Sweet Apple Acres though]]

"Hey, this is a really large crowd.. hey! check out those two big ponies - awesome hairstyle" his finger pointed at two regal looking ponies one white and the other in a dark shade of lavender with technicolor hair swaying action

[[Those are the princesses. You see, the elements are a huge ally to Equestria and one of them is practically a newly made princess now. Combine that with the fact that their family and friends all got killed by a mysterious zombie looking monster that vanished without sight, then you got the most popular funeral in all of Equestria!]]

There wasn't enough time for funerals to take place when he started this 'redeeming' business. Usually because that so many important figures are already dead that everyone just practically panicked overnight. There's some sense of success you feel when you see something like this happen just because you killed a bunch of horses... it feels great... it's a different kind of great when you see people committing suicide or looting everywhere - chaos is awesome, but this? This is nice too

[[But enough of that now, this is the perfect opportunity to strike!]] the image in the crystal ball vanished into a trail of black smoke inside, making our hero raise his brow-less eyebrow at the pony

"What?! Why would I strike now when everyone is practically there? I mean - yeah, I could use some good old-fashioned carnage but aren't all the Elements there? Wouldn't I be... I don't know - dead for sure now?!"

[[I don't mean THERE silly! And no, not everyone is particularly there]]

The smoke in crystal ball gathered again to form another image, this time of a cute little pink pony hopping around in a forest looking for something. If the crystal ball came with sound he's sure this would be accompanied with cute little music

[[She just won't go away! Ever since the fight she just won't leave the spot, like oh my gosh she's so annoying!]]

"What-this cute little thing? How can she be so annoying?... ... I’m going to kill her aren't I?"

[[Yes! Fun Fact: That's my unchanged self, one of the elements!]]

"Holy shit, that used to be you?" Deadpool took a closer look at the equine "Holy crap, I honestly don't believe you. This one looks a whole lot more cuddly than you" he gazed a little longer until he caught a glimpse evil Pinkie Pie's annoyed face with an eyebrow raised at him ".. What?"

[[Nothing]] He felt like she rolled her non-existent eyes at him [[I only appear to somepony if I want to be seen by them, it's one of the things I can do. There are exceptions of course, but that mare over there can detect my presence a mile away! I don't want to risk being seen by her so I can't grab your things let along your weapons]]

"Whoa... but, why don't you want to be seen by her? can't you kill her yourself or.. something?"

[[Believe me. I tried. In another universe of course. It's just not that easy. I don't know what she's capable of to be honest, like I don't know what I am capable of too]]

"Shit. of all the elements, I didn't imagine the Element of Laughter would be the most unpredictable. I figured all you'd do is make jokes and a ton of pop-culture references"

[[Not exactly wrong, but it's not the Element that's unpredictable - it's the pony wielding it. You see, my 'person' was made as a kind of character that--]]

"No, shut up. I don't want to hear an explanation" he waved both his hands at her, having enough of this shit

[[..Y-You sure? I mean, it might be important to--]]

"No, shut up. I don't want to know about it"

[[But--]]

"Shut up! Just tell me what to do next"

[[Okay! I'm going to bring you two miles away from her and then you grab your--]]

"No. Not doing that either"

[[WHAT?!]]

{{WHAT!?}} the two voices almost responded in unison, of which Deadpool just shrugged his shoulders

"WHAT?"

[[...WHAT?]]

"What?"

{{Okay stop! What do you mean you're not doing it?}}

Deadpool faced to his right as if talking to the evil caption box itself somewhere "You heard her a while ago, she doesn't know what that pony is capable of. I'm not taking any chances to fight another creamy pasta okay? One Hyper Combo Finish is one too many, kapice?"

[[But she's alone! We can end this right now! And she's far away from everypony!]]

"Well, BOOHOO kid. We've done things your way, now we're doing it MY way. Fuck your stealth, it's time for some good old-fashioned Deadpool slaughter" he stood up and did a standing victory pose, his hands on his waist, his head high and his balls moistening, a devilish grin crept on his face as a familiar smoky figure materialize in the air looking menacingly at him with her arms crossed

[[Oh yeah? Maybe you forgot but you're naked and defenseless. How about that? huh?]]

"EASY.. can you bring me to that hut earlier?"

"It is with great sadness that I stand before you all today as we begin this ceremony... It.. has been of great difficulty to all of Ponyville as we mourn the loss of three of our good friends and residents. Three days ago our friends Zecora, Granny Smith and Big Macintosh have all been murdered by a mysterious creature... almost no trace of the monster is found to this day. We-we've all had a hard time accepting these turn of events where we feel like it was still only yesterday where we've shared our laughs and time with these ponies, and how we now wished we valued their company even more so before this... catastrophe happened to our peers"

The Mayor was giving out a written speech for this event, acting like she knew Zecora and Applejack's family. Rainbow Dash knows now is not the time to think of things like that, but she still can't stop thinking about how the Mayor is probably doing this to look good in everypony's eyes.

Look at her. Faking a stammer between her sentences, what a joke. Bet that if this were just a normal funeral the Mayor wouldn't even send her condolences, let alone a speech. This is a huge crowd for a funeral, the entire Apple family is here - the ENTIRE Apple family and they only account maybe a third of the crowd, all of Ponyville is here too since nopony actually die here often and this is practically the first murder in generations, even princesses are even here too with a few guards.

She still can't believe so many things happened in such a short time - while she's asleep even! If only she was awake that time, maybe they could have stopped the monster. Rainbow was standing next to Applejack while Fluttershy was crying next to Rarity all facing the open graves while the Mayor delivers her speech. Twilight was way out back in the crowd next to Princess Celestia. This really is a big crowd...

"Rainbow Dash, where's Pinkie Pie?"

Applejack lost it for days. Rainbow Dash had to tell her family from Appleloosa and someplace else the bad news herself. They weren't sure if they were going to continue running the farm, some of their family will gladly help them if they will since they're not really sure what else to do.

"She won't go. She said she won't leave the place until the monster comes back, y'know?"

For some reason, Pinkie Pie just won't leave that part of the forest. She said the monster is bound to come back to that spot and she's not leaving without seeing it. Applejack and Twilight said that she heard the monster the night Big Mac was killed and all they saw was a lot of blood and gore around the place. Nopony dared to clean the place, and nopony could get Pinkie out of the forest so Rainbow Dash just brought her food from Sugar cube corner every now and then.

"She can't miss the funeral you need to go get her now Dash"

"She said she wouldn't come! You know how it is with Pinkie"

"Sugarcube. Just please get her now, please?"

Applejack lost a lot today, that said she's doing a really good job talking to her calmly like this "Tch.. Alright, I’m going..." for some reason the Mayor decided the funeral should be somewhere near the Hospital and the Train Station, it's going to be Ponyville's Cemetery from now on.

... Why did this all had to happen?... Could somepony have done something?

Rainbow Dash flew overhead past the crowd on her way south, must be her impatience working on herself again - the least she could do was sit through the entire funeral

"Is that Rainbow Dash that just flew past earlier?"

Her voice was very caring and soft, like a very loving mother to her precious filly. Twilight always looked up to her but for different reasons in time.

"... She probably went to get Pinkie, Princess" She first aspired to be the best student she could be to her mentor, always willing to learn new things magic or not, but rarely of those things is the wisdom she feels she need to nurture within herself. Every time she learns a new lesson about friendship she has to send her 'report' to the princess, informing her of her new found lesson... Is that why Princess Celestia gave her that task? To eventually prepare her for... this?

"Twilight. Why haven't you told me of the situation earlier?"

Twilight forced herself to face the Princess. Her voice wasn't stern or condescending, but hearing the Princess ask that made her feel all the more that what happened is her own fault

"I'm sorry princess, I didn't know the extent of the situation. I thought we could have handled it."

"I understand, Twilight. You mentioned earlier about Sunset Shimmer?"

"Yes. Is the portal open during that time? is there a way to tell if Sunset Shimmer has a hand in all this, your majesty?"

"None that I know of. Luna assured me that the portal was closed at that time, it just opened last night though but when Luna visited she told me that everything was fine. Sunset Shimmer actually asked to come visit you but Luna thought it would be better if she just sent her condolences"

"So she has nothing to do with the monster then..." there it is, the last possible explanation she could think of - down the drain.

"Why would you think Sunset Shimmer would have something to do with this, my prized pupil?" the princess leaned towards her and kept her voice low, loud enough for only both of them to hear

"I was only able to get a description of what the monster looked like yesterday when Fluttershy finally came to. From what she said it seemed oddly familiar to the form I took when I entered the other world recently. I was hoping it would have a connection but sadly it does not, and we are all in the dark again"

The princess was obviously surprised at that remark. Only Twilight on all of Equestria has the slightest knowledge of the world beyond the portal - not counting Sunset Shimmer of course

"Actually princess... I may need some more help on this one"

"Pinkie Pie! Come on, we need you at the funeral!"

Rainbow Dash was hovering a good distance from Pinkie Pie below the open space at the forest, only Pinkie Pie can stand the awful smell of rotting flesh that surround all around it

"I don't even know how you can keep hanging around with this smell... I mean, I know you have your thing and all but come on!"

"Rainbow Dash, I'm so glad to see you! But I already told you I can't leave this spot! I just know the monster will come back here to get its things back! and I’m not leaving before I catch it!"

"Things? but there's nothing here Pinkie besides all these... monster innards! Pinkie, the monster probably exploded or something let's just go to the funeral and stop guarding this awful place already!"

"No! The monster couldn't have exploded because I heard it laugh! And there ARE things here, look!" Pinkie Pie grabbed something from... wherever she keeps her things and held out a rusted long saddle-looking... thing

"See this? I've found it not too far from this spot! Nopony wears a saddle bag like this! I've checked inside and you won't believe what's in them!"

"Eww! Pinkie?! You actually touched that with blood still on it?! Are you crazy?!.. wait, of course you are! Pinkie what were you thinking?!"

"I just knew I had to keep it because I’m sure it's from the monster! From how Fluttershy explained what it looked like the monster was definitely carrying something like this! And look what I’ve found inside!"

Pinkie placed the long saddle bag and opened one of the bags and pulled out a large suit too long for a pony to wear

"It's Red! Fluttershy said the monster was wearing red, and check this out-" she dropped the suit to the side and pulled out a smaller red cloth from another saddle "It's a red mask! just like what Fluttershy said the monster was wearing!"

"... Pinkie! why didn't you tell us this before?!"

"I just found them! You have to tell Twilight about this!"

"... Wait, ME? Pinkie! We're BOTH going to Twilight now!"

"NO! I can't leave this spot! Rainbow, the monster might come!"

"Pinkie, just go with me, please! You need to tell Twilight about what you found and you need to be there for your friends. Just grab the saddles and the stuff and let's go!"

"...But.. but I can't go! There might be some other stuff here that the monster might get!"

"...Pinkie...."

Dashie's eyes were pleading. Everypony has been sad around her and she thought if she shed more light on the situation everypony will be slightly happier. Now she has something to shed some light but what if there's more?

"Pinkie, everypony needs you now. Let's go already"

"... Alright Dashie, let's go.."

Okay you monster. I have my eye on you. You won't get away with this.

Pinkie Pie finally for the first time in days ran outside Big Mac's murder scene. Rainbow hovered low but not too low to avoid Pinkie's bad smell as they rush away from Sweet Apple Acres back to Ponyville.

"Geez. I never noticed how bad the barn looked before" Pinkie Pie never saw the damage of the barn in broad daylight since she never went out of the forest when she, Twilight and Applejack stumbled onto it.

"Yeah, it looks bad isn't it? Applejack's gonna need a whole lot of help rebuilding the barn" Blood was still present on the door and barn door was wide open to reveal a dry pool of blood partly illuminated by the sunlight, nopony dared to clean the place yet either.

Poor Zecora... Poor Applejack... poor Applebloom... poor Fluttershy... poor everypony... I promise we'll get the monster one way or another. I Pinkie Promise you all.

[[Finally she left!]]

"I bet if I mix this red bottle with this blue bottle I’ll get an explosion! haha! I’m so smart"

Deadpool poured the bottles on a cauldron and lo and behold and explosive chemical reaction happened complete with a mini mushroom cloud. Deadpool is such an awesome alchemist

"Haha! genius! just genius! all I’ll have to do now is master that evil laugh and I’m good to go. HUEHUEHUEHUE!"

Who would have thought a Zebra voodoo could have so many dangerous chemicals? Deadpool apparently!

"Haha! Oh shit.. I feel like my subconscious is praising me too much again, but well justified it is!"

[[I have good news!]] behind our hero the all too familiar Pinkie the creamy pasta makes her smoking entrance [[The other me finally left the place! and I ha-]]

"-Yeah that's great, awesome, AND I have even BETTER NEWS!" Deadpool turned around to face Pinkie Pie holding a large bottle with a crudely drawn label 'GRENADE' and started with his retard dwarf voice "Deadpool. Makes. Enchaaantments!"

{{It's called Potion}}

"What? NO, it's not poisonous - it explodes!"

[[Wow. So you made a potion from Zecora's stuff huh?]]

"It's not poisonous. And I made some other things by the way check it out"

[[Wow!.. wait, what are those?]]

"Well... THIS one is called--... you know what never mind, I’ll just surprise you later. Now, I need to do a test run of all these stuffs and I am itching to kill a lot of things today, you got a location in mind? hint hint"

[[You mean the funeral? I thought you said--]]

"Of course I didn't mean the funeral! ...dumbass... Maybe another place tight-packed with a lot of ponies to kill? Y'know, like a city or...?"

[[Hmm... I know an ideal place for that! Especially since the princesses are away... plus I even think there'll be a 'BOSS level' for your little test run!]]

"Awesome. I'm giggling with delight over here let's go! come on where are you taking me?" Deadpool strapped on a makeshift belt where several large bottles labeled 'GRENADE' hanged from all over his waist. He also wore two straps diagonally worn on his chest to carry a large weapon on his back while he carries a long object around his hands

[[You sure you're not going to explain to me what those are at least?]]

"I already told you I’ll surprise you later! Not knowing its names are part of that surprise!"

[[Okie dokie lokie!]]

Deadpool's vision was suddenly surrounded by darkness, as he... ah, you get the drill, you know what happens when the devil teleports him.

"We-he-hell! This place is perfect!"

Several ponies in the street all fixed their attention to the naked mercenary. All those straps he made and he didn't bother to make a makeshift underwear you ask? Well try having your balls dangling in the wind for hours and tell me that doesn't feel good. Not sure if the ponies are looking in horror at either his gear or his junk but either way his testosterone is feeling really high.

"Everybody say-HEEEEEY!"