Maud stared into the kitchen at the love of her life. It felt like hours since she’d started staring, but that didn’t matter to her. Any length of time she spent staring at him was well-spent. Some might have thought that theirs was an unconventional relationship, but she didn't care about that. He was everything she could ever want. Ever since he'd introduced himself, she knew he was the one. He was perfect. Absolutely perfect.

''What's for dinner?'' Maud called out.

''Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?'' her love called out.

Absolutely perfect.

Author's Notes:

Thank you very much Twinkletail! Go read his many stories, they're funnier than mine!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr8glaM4ruM