113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World
Chapter 87: Special Guest Author xjuggernaughtx: (Older) Spike/Twilight Sparkle
Previous Chapter Next Chapter“Lube?”
“Check!”
“Prophylactics?”
“Check!”
“Aerosol whipped cream?”
“Check!”
“Ball gag?”
“Twilight, could we just—”
“Spike, we’ve been over this! We need to make sure everything is organized properly. Part of that is making sure we have the supplies we need. Ball gag?”
“Sigh. Check.”
“Six by ten poster of Crackle taped to the ceiling?”
“Ugh. Check, I guess.”
“Sensual Mathematics flashcards?”
“Twilight, it’s kind of going down.”
“Think about Rarity or something. We’re halfway through the list. You know I can’t finish without those cards; do we have them or not?!”
“Oh, for pete’s sake—”
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Many thanks go to xjuggernaughtx, who was very pleasurable to talk with at BABSCon, rocks sick sideburns and slick suits, and insists the x's in his name are silent. Be sure to check out the story of his this collection inspired, the much funnier Cheerilee's Thousand!
