“Honey, what do you think of this?” your lover whispered, trotting into the bedroom wearing a sexy piece of underwear.

You, however, were too busy to notice, as your muzzle was pressed to a computer screen. “Oh Goddess, only a few more days till the next episode…”

“Are you seriously ignoring me to watch My Little Human?”

“No,” you said dryly. “I am reading a fanfic about those people while I wait for the next episode.”

“…I’m going to go sleep in the bathtub,” your spouse complained.

“I use to wonder what friendship could be…” you sung to yourself.

Author's Notes:

To only read these short silly ships, and not the bloated story line that follows this chapter, at this time please skip to Chapter 67.

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Really, my quality control standards are too low. I'm rolling my eyes at you, defender2222.
(this was originally just a standard Brony story, but I changed the characters to horses obsessing over humans.)
That isn't to say I'm not grateful, I am, it's just, mannnn you gotta up your game. Please don't take this the wrong way.
Oh well, now I can start on my 50th Chapter extravaganza!