''Oh MacHeath dear, I love you.''

"I love you too Silver Spoon. You and I make such great partners--''

''In crime!'' she tittered.

Mack the Knife and Silver Spoon: ''The Cutlery Criminals'' as newspapers across Equestria called them, were the most notorious serial killers to have struck the land in fifty seven years. Ten, twenty, thirty dead, they left a trail of bodies stretching from Seaddle to Baltimare. She was a victim of suburban malaise, turning to crime as a source of excitement. He was just bucking insane. Together, they were unstoppable.

Unstoppable, that is, until the return of...