''Iron Will's will will will ill will upon you!'' the people warned her. ''Don't off him for the money! You have plenty! His will curses those who abuse it!''

Diamond Tiara didn't listen. She had her (expired) husband right in front of her, killed by a deadly spider bite while eating his own lawn. Diamond, being the drama queen she is, had no troubles convincing the police, the insurance company, and the executor of the will that it was naught but a bizarre gardening accident. But she knew the truth. This was no accident:

This was murder.

Author's Notes:

Well that escalated quickly.