113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World
Chapter 41: Winona/Opalescence
Previous Chapter Next Chapter''Rarity's Pussy Tastes Like Yesterday's Garbage!'' the headline screamed.
''Aaaaaaaaa!'' Rarity screamed. ''Have you girls read this?!? It claims my pussy's fur 'feels like sandy shag carpet'!This is libelous! I wash my pussy and comb its hair every week! But now I'm never getting laid again! This is the Worst. Possible. Th--''
''Rarity!'' Twilight interupted. ''Read the rest of the article!''
...earlier...
''Thanks Winona!'' Featherweight said. ''This story about you chasing and biting Opalescence will make a great editorial column!''
''Woof. Woof!''
Rarity finished reading. ''Ugggghhhhh!!! Why are bitches always trying to eat my pussy?''
