The love between a male and female is sacred. The love between two of the same gender is taboo. But the love shared between a female and a rock is something special. Princess Luna was one such female. She coveted her beloved... Bathed with it... Slept with it... It was wrong, perhaps, but to her it felt so very right. She curled up against her love in her bed and laid a soft kiss against her love. However, Celestia was far from pleased when she entered.

"Luna, please give back the Elements of Harmony."

"Not happening..."

Author's Notes:

Thank you Overlord-Flinx! Go check out his page. He has a lot of cool and random stories, and more cryptic blog posts than you can shake a stick at.