Cadence (or was it it CadAnce?) was heart-broken. Shining Armor had run off with that Cup Cake tramp-no-good-whore-slut-husband-stealer, and left her to cry into her royal pillow.

Suddenly, a griffon crashed through the picture window of her Crystal Empire castle. ''A sign from the Goddesses!'' Cadence blurted out, forgetting that she sort-of was one.

Gilda groaned as she got up. ''Ughhh! What dweeb built a pansy pink pony castle in my flight path to the Griffon empire?'' she complained.

Cadence smiled and cast a love spell. Gilda might not be a knight in shining armor. But she was close enough.