113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World
Chapter 19: Rainbow Dash/The Author's Cuisinart SmartPower Duet Blender/Food Processor
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"Rainbow Dash! What on Equiis are your doing with my blender? It looks like you are trying to make out with it or something!" This was why I didn't let her drink my cider.
"I want to make sweeth sweet loooooove to itth, Super. DOn't" *HIC!* "choo too?" She was drunk.
"No I don't" I said. "Now why don't you just step away and... NO! DON'T TURN IT ON!"
She ignored me.
"OOOOWWWWWWWWTTTTHHHH!!! MATH TONGUETH! YOU SLITHED MAH TONGUETH OPENTH! THUCK THYOU BTHLENDER!"
Next Chapter: Vinyl Scratch/Octavia Melody/Pinkie Pie Estimated time remaining: 1 Hour, 31 MinutesAuthor's Notes:
Yes, that is my blender, and yes, this really did happen. Needless to say, Rainbow Dash needed a trip to the ER, and I needed a trip to Twilight's lab to clean and disinfect the thing. When it's not making Rainbow Tongue Purée, I use it to make my fruit smoothies and protein shakes. Us bat ponies LOVE our fruit smoothies. Yum-yum!