''So let me get this straight,'' Cloud Kicker asked Super Trampoline. ''You're telling me you don't want to have kinky sex with a hot pegasus mare?''

''Uhhhhh, while I am flattered, I guess that's just not my style.'' The bat pony made a mental note to scold Pinkie for setting up this lunch date in the first place. This chick wanted to bang everything with four legs and a pulse. Possibly without a pulse too, if she was into that.

''Well, ok. Thanks for lunch I guess. You have my address!''

She walked off. ''Blossomforth, your turn!''

Author's Notes:

Inspired by "The Life and Times of a Winning Pony", which I have not read.