''Wow.''

Finally, the silence is broken. Your bedmate reclines back into the pillow. ''Yep.'' Her reptilian eyes, still half-lidded, gaze out the window.

''So, was that thing with the teeth normal for you guys, or...?''

She tiredly shrugs. ''Oh yeah."

"Am I gonna turn into a vampire or something? Grow fangs and suck blood?" You joke, nudging her lightly in the side.

To your surprise, she nods. ''Transformation should be complete in two or tree weeks, babe.''

Your heart drops. ''What!?''

She grins.

''Well, you know what they say. Once you go bat... you never go back.''

Author's Notes:

Oh snap! The saltiest batpony this side of Equestria Daily delivers a threstral surprise! Many thanks go to Rust, author of some great stories like the (sort of) HiE classic The Ballad of Echo the Diamond Dog