Zamairiac stood within the chambers of the mysterious, impossibly smexy Alicorn know only to you and I as Princess Celestia, contemplating just why it was that the mare (who was old enough to be his grandmother many times over) had invited him in there to begin with.

The door opened behind him and Celestia walked on through, a sly grin on her muzzle as she reached him swiftly.

“Oh Zamairiac,” she cooed. “Your stories are so realistic that I fell in love with you instantly. Please, diddle me!''

Her eye twitched.

Zamairiac looked at her for five seconds…

“Fucking karma.''

Author's Notes:

Well, Zamairiac, what can I say? You reap what you sow! For more Human x Royalty diddling action, click here!