113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World
Chapter 108: Zecora/Pinkie Pie
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Requested by JumbledThought, Dustin Lange, and nightwalker
''Woah, Zecora, your herbs plus my baking skills make for some sweeeeet treats! We should sell these.''
Zecora leaned closer to Pinkie, both propped against a counter in Zecora's hut. ''But Pinkie dear, why sell these treats, when we could rub each other's teats!''
''Uh, Zdog, are you saying you want to... have sex?''
''Yes, Pinkie Pie, your pink canoe, I'd like paddle in my stew.''
''Your metaphors are kinda creeping me out.''
Zecora swirled her tongue in Pinkie's ear. Said ear started twitching. ''Twitchy ear!''
''Oh?''
''It means somepony's about to have sex nearby!''