The fun-loving little green men have found a planet that isn't bare or covered in ice. Nothing good can come of this.
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The Kerbals have conquered the solar system. They think. At least, they're pretty sure that they have almost 90% of it covered. Possibly.
Bored of sending titanic landers and massive rovers to moons and planets, the Kerbal Space Center staff consulted their idea machine; the janitor. "Why not a one of those other glowy orbs in the sky?" KSC immediately began plans for an interstellar ship and consequently fired the janitor because he thought of it first.
Equestria is in for a huge surprise.
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Comedy
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9 Chapters:
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Step 1: Build a Rocket [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 8th, 2013
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Step 1.5: Build a Working Rocket [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 8th, 2013
689
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Step 2: Consult the Idea Machine [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 8th, 2013
529
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Step 3: Build a Bigger Rocket [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 8th, 2013
465
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Step 4: Burn for 3 Years [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 8th, 2013
978
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Step 5: Jettison Everything and Hope You Don't Die [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 10th, 2013
854
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Step 6: Set Up "Tents" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 17th, 2014
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Step 6.3: Start a "Camp"fire [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Nov 16th, 2013
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Step 6.6 "Kill The Pony, Cut Her Throat, Bash Her In" [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jan 15th, 2014
653