Poor Ulysses, he has always been know to survive near on anything but what about him being told he is a wizard... well a pony wizard who is somehow a long lost descendant of Starswirl the Bearded. Now the world rest on his pony shoulder (heck if I know what their called) for he must save both Equestria and Earth... but mostly Equestria because Earth is fuc**d.

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You're A Wizard makes sense and also no sense what so ever at the same time while also keeping its fresh grape aftertaste.