Thick H. Boner is an old, grey, and most importantly, non-convicted retired Ex-thief. These days he mostly sits at home drinking green tea and not doing much else, but one day a young stranger comes knocking on his door looking to hear of his previous life of crime.

Here are the trials and tales of the clever, cocky, and slightly crazy-at-times duo known once as some of the best in their prime!

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While no adult activities will be taking place, innuendo and a few crude similes will be made in several chapters. If this bothers you, then this is not the fic for you.