"Belly Bag can you hand me my hands?" Uncle Grandpa asked.

"Sure thing!" Belly Bag then gave Uncle Grandpa his hands.

"Thanks Belly Bag." Uncle Grandpa put the hands on and turned to the wrestler.

"Are we going to fight or what?" Asked the wrestler.

"Sure after I use this dimension portal that I'm going to open so I can escape with my other friends." Uncle Grandpa said out loud.

"Wait, what?" Before the wrestler could react he was pushed down some stairs.

*Push* *guy falls down set of stairs*

"Quick! Before he gets back up here!" Uncle Grandpa said to everyone.

"ROAR! (You don't have to tell me twice!)" Giant Realistic Flying Tiger then went into the portal. Roaring all the way.

"A Pizza needs his awesome escape. PIZZASAULT!" Pizza Steve did his Pizzasault but fell on his way to the portal.

"Whatever." Mr. Gus then went over to Pizza Steve, picked him up, and went into the portal.

"Okay now it's time for me to get in there. Here we go!" Uncle Grandpa took his first step forward. Police appeared out of nowhere.

"Hey you! Don't move!" The police had batons. Boy those would hurt if they hit you.

"Run Uncle Grandpa!" Yelled Belly Bag.

"Why? I can just walk to the portal. The police is just a hologram." Uncle Grandpa took his second step forward. Cavemen attacked the police.

"How is this possible?!" Belly Bag asked out loud.

"Because I'm Uncle Grandpa. What's cool is that every step I take something even cooler appears than the one before! Look." Uncle Grandpa took his third step forward and Godzilla came out of nowhere.

"Cool." Belly Bag said.

"2 more steps." Uncle Grandpa moved up 2 steps and out came King Kong and a space battle.

"I don't know what else would be cooler than all of these." Belly Bag said.

"I'll show you. Hand me my sunglasses and Uncle Jacket." Uncle Grandpa asked.

"Alright." Belly Bag took out the items and handed them to Uncle Grandpa. Uncle Grandpa put them on.

"I feel like the coolest Uncle Grandpa in the world!" Uncle Grandpa said.

"Slow-Motion button pressed." Uncle Grandpa nodded and walked the rest of the way to the portal.

*BOOM!* *BAM!* *KA-PLOWIE!* Things were exploding everywhere around the world.

"When Uncle Grandpa isn't in town anymore... You better watch out." This is supposed to be the part where Uncle Grandpa shouts at the sky but he tripped and fell into the portal.

"Twilight! Celestia sent you a letter." Spike walked up to Twilight who was doing nothing really.

"Read it." Twilight said to Spike.

"Dear Twilight, There seems to be a portal that has opened near Ponyville. North from the library. Send me a letter if you get any information what-so-ever of what's coming out of the portals.... Wow, Celestia forgot to put her name. Must be urgent." Spike looked at the the bottom and saw little words on the bottom. It said (I'm writing letters for Celestia.)

"Then we shall investigate!" Twilight said. She then ran out the door leaving Spike in the library.

*Spike looks left and right*

"Psst. Hey you. Yes you! Have you noticed that Twilight has been a bit sloppy lately? Maybe someone made her cake horribly! What too cheesy? Alright." Spike walked away and followed Twilight.

"Roar? (Where are we?)" asked Giant Realistic Flying Tiger.

"Hey guys have you seen my sunglasses?" Pizza Steve looked around for any signs of awesomeness. Nothing.

"Right here." Mr. Gus gave Pizza Steve his sunglasses. He put them on.

"ROAR! (CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON?!)" Giant Realistic Flying Tiger roared at the 2 friends.

"I hope we're in Ice Cream land again." Said Pizza Steve.

"I hope not." Mr. Gus replied.

"Ahem. Giant Realistic Flying Tiger I think we're in Maple Syrup land." Said Uncle Grandpa.

"Rooooar... (Ooooooh...)" Giant Realistic Flying Tiger turned around and went into the bushes. ???

"You there! Don't you dare move!" Yelled a voice.

"Ah! It's the Feds!" Said Pizza Steve.

"Dang it we're going to jail!" Mr. Gus yelled.

"I didn't even get to try out my war trumpet..." Uncle Grandpa said in a sad tone.

"ROAR! (I REFUSE TO GO TO JAIL!)" Giant Realistic Flying Tiger roared.

[Notice Belly Bag and Spike will not be mentioned in chapter two. Well that's a half lie.]

"What in the world? What are you?" the 4 friends watched as 2 figures came into view. It was a baby dragon and a...

*gasp* "Giant Realistic Flying Tiger! It's your cousin Puny Unrealistic Talking Pony!" Uncle Grandpa exclaimed.