Hello everypony...Oh...This is weird. I'm just talking into this thing he calls a...microphone. Its strange that it can record everything that I say. Hehe...not as strange as that stallion though...

I am getting off topic though. Now where was I...Oh yes. Hello everypony My name is Fleur de Lis, and I want to tell you about the strangest most wonderful stallion I have ever met in my life.

I want to tell you about how I met...the Doctor...

(GORE JUST IN CASE...)

(Also Image by Alkonium)