Ooooooh, I know how I should start the story! I do I do! It should start with 'once upon a time'! Right?
No?
Awwww, I guess you're right, Cola. Everyone likes it the way it is now!
(Oh, and it's a story about when I was a little filly and my friends were all colored rocks! She said it needs that or else nobody'll know what it's about when they click it -- whatever that means! Cola also wants me to tell you it placed second in the TWG Contest and got on Equestria Daily!
Oh, oh, oh, oh! It even won this! I didn't even know Twilight kept a library of stories about all of us!
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