Rarity, always anxious to be on top of the latest topics, is subscribed to Playpony. Recently, they released their PP of the Year award. The issue had just arrived. Rarity walked over to the door, got the mail from the floor(mail-slot in door) and sorted through it.

"Bill, Bill, Bill, ooh..Playpony." She slowly trotted to the couch and sat down. The cover had a question mark. It said: You voted. Now see the Playpony of the Year.

She giggled with glee and anticipation. She flipped to the page before the reveal. She counted mentally from 3-1 and flipped the page, eyes closed.

When she opened one of them, her eye widened as the other opened and widened as well. A familiar purple and green baby dragon was on the page. Spike was Playpony of the Year. Rarity licked her lips in lust, but wanted to at least let her friends know before pointing a knife at somepony. She went around to her friends, showed them the picture and told them to follow to the library. Soon, Rainbow, Applejack, Fluttershy and Pinkie were following to the library.

They arrived at the wood door. Rarity knocked. "Coming." Twilight opened the door. "Hi everypony. What are you all doing here?" Rarity showed her the magazine. She didn't know how to comprehend this. She decided and led them to the basement. She figured they would not be disturbed in the basement from talking too loud.

As soon as the basement door closed, Spike came down. He heard yelling and screaming. He put his head to the door to listen.

"Now what?" asked Rarity. She licked her lips again. "He does look very hot for a baby dragon." Spike blushed red more than Big Mac's red fur.

"Yeah. He's quite a looker, ain't he?" said Applejack.

"Awesome," Dash said. "He is really cool. So hot, too."

"We aren't really...biological siblings, so it's not incest," Twilight said. "He is hot, isn't he."

"He does look very hot for a baby dragon...if that's okay," Fluttershy said. Spike blushed even more. If Fluttershy says stuff like that, he must really be popular.

"Ooh. Ear flop, eye flutter, knee twitch," Pinkie said. Pinkie Sense. Spike's eyes widened when he remembered which combo that was: opening doors. The door randomly opened and he stood there, helpless. "Spike. Ever try Pinkie Pie?" she said seductively. He shook his head. "Here's your chance." Pinkie leaped into the air and into Spike.