Spike's Royal Pain

by SadisticPony

First published 5th of March, 2012

Spike tries his best to get Rarity but there are a few problems.

Spike tries his best to get Rarity to like him but there are certain ponies in the way blocking his journey for love.

The Colour You Bleed

Rarity knocked on Twilight Sparkles door.
“Twilight!” screamed Rarity.
“They are hosting another Grand Gallaping Gala in a few days”.
Twilight opened the door, surprised.
“Oh hi Rarity” said Spike in a flirtatious manner.
“Quick I need help finding gems for my dress! So I can impress the prince.”
Spikes expression changed.
“But I though you hated the prince since the previous Gala” exclaimed Twilight Sparkle.
“Yeah, you said he was the meanest pony you have ever met” said Spike.
“Yes but this year he is going to be more ravishing than ever.”

“Well sorry Rarity, me and Spike have to practise magic,”
“Yeah, sure... Magic,” said Spike in a sad manner.
“Well, alright then, I’ll ask Pinkie for help, goodbye you two,”
“Goodbye Rarity, sorry, me and Spike might help you tomorrow.”

A few hours later, when night reached.
Spike asked Twilight
“Twilight, do you know any teleportation spells?”
“Why do you ask Spike?”
“There is some business I need to take care of in Princess Celestia’s castle,”
“Well Spike, I do know many teleportation spells, but you know you can’t sneak into the castle, it’s against one of Equestria’s rules,”
“Please Twilight, just this once”
“Sorry Spike I can’t break any rules, I’m the princess's apprentice”

“Sorry Twilight, you forced me to do this.”
Spike leaped in to the air and pinned her down on the ground,
“Spike?! What are you doing?!” shouted Twilight, with a scared voice.
“Sorry,” said Spike.
Spike grabbed Twilight’s horn so she couldn't use magic and chomped on her long, sturdy neck. Blood started spurting everywhere and Twilight started gasping for air trying to breath like her life depended on it, her screams were muffled by blood clogged in her throat.
Spike tasted the blood, he though it was a sweet yet sour taste..
“If you won’t do the teleportation spell, then I will”
Spike grabbed her horn and started pulling vigorously. It didn’t take long for Spike to twist the horn out of place with a loud crack, the crunch of the top of her skull being shattered into small pieces of bone. Twilight’s head was like a blood fountain, you could see a part of her brain of where the horn used to be. Spike was covered in blood, because of Spikes dragon senses, he started drinking all of the blood.
Even though Spike was just a baby, he was fueled by greed and had been empowered by his natural senses.
“This blood tastes better than Rarity's gems,”said Spike in a happy manner.
Spike continues sucking the blood, but no one knew that he had a blood fetish.
Spike grabbed Twilights deceased body and lifted her up, his shaft sliding out of his scaly body, it may be small but he used it to it’s best potential. He slowly started sliding in an out of Twilight's dead body, moaning in soft delight, blood covering his face. Each thrust creating a loud “splat” sound as the cum and blood mixed between the two bodies. Spike grunted as he shot his load deep into Twilight Sparkles limp body, he dropped her onto the ground and pushed her into a small hole, hoping no one will see her. He felt an extremely small emotion in his heart, he wasn't sure if he felt sorry for killing his former caretaker or he was just missing Rarity.
Spike was looking for a book about teleportation so he could sneak into the castle. As all the books are neatly in alphabetical order, it didn’t take him long to find a book.

When Spike was about to leave he remembered something “Oops I nearly forgot my thread and needle.” Spike quickly grabbed the thread and needle and then used the horn with the spell to teleport to Princess Celestia's castle.

When Spike magically appeared in the castle he was looking for a specific room.
“Ah ha, here is the room.” said Spike.
Spike slowly opened the door and then quickly tip toed near his bed.
“Hello, Prince Blue, blood”
Prince Blueblood woke up in a daze.
“I say, what are you doing in my room. In a matter of fact what are you even doing in the castle. Aunt Celestia is going to hear about this,”
“He he, oh no she isn’t,”
Spike closes then locks the room
“I say, what are you doing?”
“I can’t believe that my beloved Rarity would love anyone like you,”
“Who is this Rarity, you speak of?”
“She is the person I’m in love with, but since she loves you, I’m going to have to do something about that, now wouldn’t I?.”

Spike quickly leaped on Blueblood,
“You know, I like your name, especially the blood part,”
Spike bit his neck,
“MmmMMmm, you taste just like Twilight, but even better”
Blueblood starts vomiting from the pain.
“Your vomit sure looks tasty” says Spike
“What are you talking about?” says Blueblood, gasping for air
“I think you will enjoy eating it” says Spike.
Spike grabs a handful of the puke and shoves it down Blueblood’s mouth.
“How do you like it?” exclaimed Spike
“But I know something that will taste way better”

Spike grabbed his penis and put it in Blueblood’s mouth.
“Does it taste good?” said Spike
Spike started thrusting back and forth
Out of all the excitement Spike came all over Blueblood.
The cum and puke started mixing together to form a weird brown mixture.
“That sure looks delicious” said Spike
Spike started to grab a handful of the puke and cum mixture and started drinking it.
“Man, I have never tasted anything as good as this, even better than gems”
Blueblood was dead, lying in his bed.
“Now that your dead time to get what I came here for.”
Spike chomped on Blueblood’s penis and it ripped straight off.
Spike got his thread and needle out.
“Lets get started!”
Spike started to stitch the penis on to him.
“Done! Rarity now has to love me.”

The Royal Solution

OK GUYS, SECOND CHAPTER UP. WE ARE WORKING REALLY HARD ON THIS. THANK YOU ALL FOR THE AMAZING CRITICISM!

After teleporting back to Twilight’s former house, Spike grinned at the thought of what was going to happen next, he prepared everything he needed to arrive at his next location: Princess Celestia’s room at her palace in Canterlot.
“What shall I need I wonder? Maybe I will need torture devices to get the answer out of her if she is uncooperative or maybe the only thing I will need is my spiky dick to rape her!” Rape is not something Spike enjoyed doing however, he had to get Rarity’s location no matter what.

Spike used both Twilight’s and Blueblood’s horn to travel to Canterlot in a blink. By now, he was already used to using their horns even in such a short amount of time due to his abuse of their magic. Even with his experience in using magic, he couldn’t control exactly to where he was going in Canterlot so ended up in an area full of restaurants. Spike was wondering why he didn’t end up directly in Celestia’s palace like last time he punished Blueblood, perhaps it was because of how much he desired to go to a specific location, for his desire to kill Blueblood earlier was beyond anything ever seen before.
“Oh well, at least I will get to meet some ponies on the way that Twilight forbade me from talking to when we used to live here!”

Not knowing the way to the castle, Spike asked a royal guard. “Hey, do you know the way to my next victim, oops I mean Celestia’s Palace?”
“You look quite suspicious and I must protect the Princess at all means possible so I’m not sure if I should tell you, buddy.” replied the guard
“That wasn’t a request!” screeched Spike in reply. Spike immediately jumped on the back of the guard and bit at his neck, his sharp teeth penetrating through even the thick golden armor of the guard. Spike started sucking the blood out like he did with the previous obstructions in his path but this time it tasted even better, like sweet tomatoes that were just ripe.
“AHH, PLEASE STOP I”LL TELL YOU ANYTHING!” yelled the royal guard, dying in pain. Spike took his teeth out and went back to the ground.
“Oh ok, just tell me where the castle is then.” commanded Spike in a calm manner.
“It’s...it’s to your north east.” said the guard, finally dying.

After putting the guard’s body under the table cloth of an empty restaurant, Spike went to the castle. Spike intruded into the castle, completely ignoring to knock and crashing into the door. Normally, most ponies wouldn’t be strong enough to break in, however the blood he drank had enhanced his strength. Two pegasus guards immediately came to greet him yelling at Spike loudly and boastfully.
“The princess is out on royal duty, do you have an appointment or any reason to meet with the Royal Princess, commoner?”
“I need to meet her to find the location of my beloved Rarity, so we can be together.” replied Spike.
The pegasus guards both looked at each other and after a short somewhat awkward delay, they both laughed.
“Does your little somepony look as small as you?” said one of the guards to Spike, mockingly.
“I bet that she probably killed herself out of embarrassment going out with you, no wonder you can’t find her!” laughed the second guard.
“Or she was just as ugly as a scrawny little dragon like you!” exclaimed the first guard.
“Nopony talks about my precious Rarity like that, Aberseer!” yelled Spike in mid air.
As soon as Spike landed on the back of the first guard, he took at a massive butcher’s knife and started sawing the guard’s neck off. The neck made a farting sound because the poor pegasus was trying to breath but he couldn’t because his air flew out of his neck and the only thing that he could breath was blood. The second guard could have technically done something to stop Spike, but then again he couldn’t have because he was frozen with fear looking at the terrible deed committed by the miniature dragon. For Spike, it was a different story he enjoyed the flavour of the guard’s blood.

After he punished the first guard for mocking Rarity, he revealed that he wasn’t done. Spike used a mini catapult to force the pegasus guard to follow him to an area in the courtyard of the palace that was surrounded by trees.
“Where are you taking m-me?” quietly questioned the nervous guard, thinking of only his impending doom.
“Just follow me, bitch, I need to teach you a lesson!” said Spike, laughing hysterically.
After Spike finished digging a hole, Spike decided he couldn’t be bothered beheading the second guard, because it already took a long time beheading the first guard. “Aberseer!” yelled Spike once again, taking out his mini catapult.
Spike flung a metal projectile at the guard’s head, the piece killing the pegasus instantly by going through his brain and entering out the back of his skull. Brain fragments flew out everywhere and Spike took advantage of this. He decided he would try something knew, and as well as drinking the blood that came out of the guard’s head, he also had a chew of the brain fragments.
“Gooey, but pretty delicious!” said Spike, chewing loudly.

Spike decided that even if Princess Celestia wasn’t here, her sister should have equivalent powers and that he should ask her.
With Blueblood’s horn, he could feel a magical connection to one of the rooms. He could feel the connection getting stronger approaching a room with a symbol of the moon and a portrait with Nightmare Moon on the door.
Spike used Blueblood’s horn to knock on the door and waited 1 minute for a response.
After no pony came to answer the door, he knocked down the door using his pony blood enhanced strength once again.
Inside, Spike found a quivering Princess Luna hiding behind one of the tables.