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First Zombies now Ponies

by Ice Bolt

Chapter 3: Welcome to Ponyville

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Welcome to Ponyville

I have not made White a brony, he has been in the pony world of two days, as I've made it a couple of hours on Earth is two days in the pony world and he's been learing about the new world he was brought back to life in.

As the four friends and White made there into the small two they saw a lot of different coloured earth, pegasus and unicorn ponies.

Xian said to them all "Well, we should talk someone here."

White then said to Xian "You mean somepony Slice."

Sam B then asked White "You fucked up in the head or somethink?"

"No, its how they talk here I've been doing a bit of learning about this world." White said to Sam B.

Then a pink earth pony with curly magenta mane and tail came walking up to them looking very happy. White then said to Logan, Sam B, Purna and Xian in a low tone "That is Pinkie Pie, Princess Celestia told me a lot about this world, and well if we want get to know the others here, we just have to say hi to Pinkie Pie, and then next you know she off to set up a party."

"You've talked to her before haven't you?" Logan asked White.

"Yes, she and her other friends, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy and Applejack was there, when the Princess give me another life." White said to Logan.

Purna then asked White "How long have you been here?"

"For about two days, yeah a few hours on Earth could be a day here, it confuesd me like hell at first, the words that came out of my mouth, didn't do will with the Princess."

Then pink pony shouted "WHITE IS THAT YOU?"

Logan then said to him self "Here we go."

Xian then asked Logan "What's wrong now?"

But before Logan could say thing the pink earth pony called Pinkie Pie started to shout "OH MY GOSH, YOU ALL NEW HERE THAT MEANS I NEED TO THROW YOU ALL A WECOME TO PONYVILLE PARTY." And with that Pinkie Pie was gone before a thing could be said to her.

Sam B then asked "Ok what the fuck just happend?"

White then said to Sam B "That would be, how did the others put it, Pinkie being Pinkie, I was also told, she will look for any reason to throw a party."

Logan then started to lighten up "A party, you kidding me, that's just what we need, after fighting for god knows how long on the zombie island, you said the was five others along with this Pinkie."

"Oh yes, and here comes another one of them now." White said to Logan as a lavender unicorn with a black mane and tail that had a pink and purple streak running through it came up to them.

"Oh, hello White, I didn't think I would be seeing you here, guess Pinkie was right." The lavnder unicorn said to White.

"Yeah, these four with me are Logan aka Bullseye, Purna aka Quick Draw, Xian Mei aka Slice and Sam B, guys this is Twilight Spakle.

"You these four are the ones that killed you?" Twilight asked White.

"Yeah, but I wasn't my self then, I was one of very things, I tryed to stop Emily turning into."

Twilight then asked Logan, Purna and Xian "I take it Bullseye, Quick Draw and Slice are your new names?"

Sam B then said to Twilight "Yeah, and the names Sam B, badest motherfuck alive."

Sam B then found him self throw into the air and hit his head on the ground and heard Twilight say "Stop with the crusing, right now."

"Fine, but no taking it out on my if I'm able to sing Who Do You Voodoo Bitch." Sam B said back to Twilight.

"Huh?" Twilight asked Sam B.

"Don't tell me you haven't heard of rapping?" Sam B asked Twilight.

"No, nopony has heard of this rapping thing." Twilight said to Sam B.

Later at the start of the welcome to Ponyville Party at the Sugarcube Corner, Twilight was showing Logan, Purna and Sam B her friends.

"Girls this is Sam B, Bullseye, Quick Draw and Slice, there the same as White over there." Twilight said to her friends Rarity, Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash as she pointed to White who was eating some cake.

Sam B then looked at the DJ which was a white unicorn pony with a blue mane and tail and got an idea and went over to her, as he went near her, she saw him coming and took her headphone off but still played the music and asked Sam B "Your one of the new guys here right, name's Vinyl Scratch."

"Name's Sam B, your a pretty good DJ, I'm a rapper my self." Sam B said to Vinyl know she was going to ask him what a rapper was.

"Really, I've heard of rappers, but they are very rare now days." Vinyl said to Sam B.

"Wierd, Twilight said she nopony had heard a rapper." Sam B said to Vinyl.

"What does she know, she's a bookworm, say you want to do some rapping?" Vinyl asked Sam B.

"Why not, but the one rap, I've got in mind has a bit of swaring in it, but then not all rap music is clean." Sam B said to Vinyl as Vinyl used her magic to give Sam B a microphone, and Sam told her the type of music he need to be played which she picked up on in no time.

Vinyl then stop playing the music and shouted "EVERYPONY, ONE OF THE KNEW GUYS ARE GOING TO TREAT US TO SONG, WITH A VERY SPECIAL TYPE OF STYLE TO IT."

Then Vinyl started the music Sam B need.

Hahaha. You ain't scared, yet. Things that go bump in the night. Me, Sam B. Heh.

Shrunken heads, broken legs, body parts on the concrete

Cut 'em up butcher style, gators of the swamp

Red light, leave 'em dead, runnin' like a track meet

Scared of nobody, what you motherfuckers want?

Believe me when I tell 'em I'm a bogeyman beast

Leave 'em slashed from their head to their feet

Been pricked to the chest of a bitch well fed

Cooking heat, cannibal tryna' eat

I got a zombie army and you can't harm me

Who do you voodoo, Bitch?

Drink blood like a vampire without warning

Who do you voodoo, Bitch?

(Stand up)

Sam B got the thing that go bump in the night

Who do you voodoo, Bitch?

Hide your kids, grab your wife, better get outtasight

Who do you voodoo, Bitch?

(Let's go)

Sam B to Papa Shango and Baron Samedi

Handful of fingertips, toss em up like confetti

Stable of corpse bitches, I'm a pimp of the dead

Come fuck with a zombie I'll put a stake in your head

Look you want ghouls? I got fuckin' platoons

Baby every body dies, I see your ass real soon

Crack bones to the marrow, hot sauce and they suck it

Now my Juju ain't nothin' to fuck with Sam B

All of the ponies just started at Sam B, but then one started to clap its hoofs and one by one, all of the other ponies started to join, sure thay didn't like the swaring in it, but they stlye of how Sam B sung was what made them really clap.

Vinyl  then went back to playing her own music and said to Sam B "Your pretty good as well, want to hung out sometime?"

"Why not, think I need to come up with sone clearn raps anyway being one of the new ones, I was lucky they didn't boo me off." Sam B said to Vinyl.

"What are you hiding?" Vinyl asked Sam B.

Twilight had heard Vinyl asked Sam what he was hiding and quickly went over to them and said to Vinyl "I'll tell you later, but you mustn't tell anypony else understand?"

"Yeah, I understand." Vinyl said to Twilight. Next Chapter: Sunny Town's worst nightmare part 1 Estimated time remaining: 8 Minutes

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