No Flight, No Magic, No Problem

Heroes are often the unlikeliest candidates. Friends are often found in the unlikeliest places. And no matter how well you think you know something, there is always something hidden.

Approximately 999.6 years ago, we really aren’t sure, a super passive-aggressive attention whore called Nightmare-Moon was banished to the moon. And in approximately .4 years, she will return. And a group of unlikely friends will battle her.

This is not their story.

This is the story of a sandwich maker, a painter, and a blacksmith.

This is the story that tells you no matter how much the universe may hate you, you can still get laid.

Now let’s read about some ponies…