One way ticket to Equestriaby EdgarDoesEverything
Chapters
- Introduction
- Chapter 1 : Techno color ponies
- Chapter 2 : Answers (Editing)
- Chapter 3 : Depression (Editing)
- Chapter 4 : Clothing (Editing)
- Chapter 5 : Beer Virgin (Editing)
Introduction
ONE WAY TICKET TO EQUESTRIA
INTRODUCTION
EdgarDoesEverything
Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are in a alchemist lab in one part of their castle. They're working on a new form of magic that instantly sends an item to its desire location; like sending a letter but being able to send more than just a piece of paper that holds great knowledge. The princesses work day and night trying to create this new magic as it would help Equestria grow. The snow white alicorn is writing down information while the moonlight alicorn is experimenting on teleporting an item around the lab.
"Just think how this can benefit Equestria Tia!" Luna said excitedly. Celestia stopped writing information on her notepad and turned to her sister.
"Yes my sister, with this new magic, our subjects will do much more easily around here. Building new structures is going to be less dangerous. Regular Unicorns will be able to send letters to their friends and family just like us and doing business transactions is going to be more productive. Celestia smiled as Luna teleported an item beside her hoof. Luna teleported the object back at the table and picked up a clipboard and marked off a box.
"Check!" Luna said happily. Celestia smiled and went back to writing down info. Luna went to start teleporting other objects. The two princesses continued their work, but after two weeks they discovered a problem. The magic suddenly began being uncooperative and required high level unicorns to use it. Teleporting an item far away usually went somewhere else, usually underneath the dirt by a few feet and in some cases, were destroyed. They tried to find a reason for this but couldn't find one. After a while they wondered what would happen if they combined their magic and see if it'll rid of the problem. A few days later they were ready to try the experiment. Luna set down a teleportation potion on a white marble table as it always gave them good results. The two alicorns started to concentrate, minding their magic to infuse together which made the air around them pulse with energy. They then directed the magic at the potion and started to concentrate very hard on it. The potion vibrated and then disappeared into thin air with a bright white flash; the princesses both smiled and poofed to the location It was suppose to be. When they teleported to that location it wasn't there.
"Urghh! I just don't understand why it's not being cooperated!" Luna said frustrated, stomping a hoof on the ground. Celestia sighed and turned to Luna
"We been working on this for far too long my sister, I think it would be best if we get back to our royal duties and scrap the project for an other time. Well at least when we're not so busy, I need to get back on teaching Twilight more on the magic of friendship and I'm sure the court is getting edgy on where their leaders are going all the time, I think this will be better to do when Twilight is better on using her special skill and when the court has quieted down a bit." Celestia said to Luna who understand completely and nodded her head. The two mares went back to the castle to go on with their life's.
The potion went giga speed through the universe and found it's way into a cramped location. A cramped box in earth. The box was labeled as 'TIME CAPSULE'. Under one foot of dirt, waiting patiently to be discovered. Then a school bus was heard and the chatter of teenagers over the house where the box was buried. A door is opened and closed. Footsteps is heard going up stairs and back down. A teenager comes out of the house and enters his back yard. The young man had short oreo hair, dark chocolate eyes, some hair on his upper lip and was 5 feet and 9 inches tall. The young man wielded a shovel and smiled. He took a moment to admire at the light topaz blue sky. He then inhale its beauty. He looked at the grass in his backyard and walked in the middle of the lush green plains. He then dragged his foot on a spot of the lawn and felt a small hole. He raised his brow and smiled and digged the ground with his might. It only took two shovel's full of dirt to reveal the worn out cardboard box. He tossed the shovel to the side and brushed off the remaining dirt with his hand. He opened the box and it revealed his childhood possessions. He looked at them, bringing back memories of when he was a child. He took out an action figure and admire how good the quality of the toy. He then took out five toy soldiers, he remembered his dad gave him these when he left for the deployment, he told him that he played with those when he was his age. He put them in his pocket and continued looking through his stuff. He took out a small patch of an old, raggy, piece of cloth. He started at it and felt it's soft plush feel, he tucked it in his back pocket. He rummaged around when something caught his eye. A dark emerald liquid inside a glass bottle with a cork in it. He looked confused.
"Huh? I don't remember putting a drink inside here." He thought to himself. A high pitch noise was heard below his arm. He turned to his hand and saw his BM 5000. A phone symbol was showing and a name displayed, DAD.
He quickly press the answer option on the screen and it's changed the view to a good looking man.
"Hi dad!" Jason said happily.
"Hey there son, how was school?"
"It was alright, I learned some history that went 30 years back when they invented flying cars in engineering class."
"Cool, hey son we'll be there in an hour or so, Your mom and I are doing groceries and were going to be busy for a while, just to let you know. Okay Jason? Got to go, your mother is making a big deal of the sale that going on with the baby muffins." He chuckled
"Alright, see you soon dad" The screen faded black and then faded back into showing the time and date. He then turned his attention to the liquid. He raised a brow and open the bottle, releasing a sweet smelling blue raspberry.
"Well should I even drink this? If it was corked up then it must have been preserved." He move the bottle in circles and saw the liquid go round and round. He dropped some on his finger to see if it will burn him or not. He then stuck in a finger and tasted some of the liquid which forced him to blurt out.
"MMM! that's good! I feel a bit tingling but good! " He raised the bottle to his face, inspecting it one more time.
"Wadsworth analyze." Jason said looking down to his machine.
"Of course Sir! Wadsworth said in a virtual old man butler's voice. Jason raised his left arm and pointed his arm at the potion. A red beam came out of a hole of the front side of the BM 5000 to scan the potion's being. The beam retracted and the hole closed.
"No possible threats detected Sir!" The BM 5000 said.
"Well... Alright." He stared at the liquid, Inspecting it one last time.
"Well this must have been during my childhood, I mean why else put It in here?" Jason thought to himself. He raised the bottle to his lips. Slowly drinking the dark emerald liquid. Jason seemed satisfied while drinking the sweet savory drink that quenched his thirst. After he finished the drink. He wiped off some off his lips with his left arm and saw that his BM 5000 was flashing blue and kept repeating the word error. He stared at it, he then felt even more tingly, He looked around and his vision began to blur. He started to panic and stood up, he heard a loud high pitch beep which he tried to cover his eyes from the deafening noise that went through his head, around and around the sound went, suddenly, the air started to vibrate and pulsing energy was now visible, he felt a sharp pain and vanished. He went through the fabrics of space, going at the speed of giga which was 5000x faster than the travel of light. All he can see was pitch black and constantly heard a high pitching sound. He then popped out of no where in the Evergreen forest. He was teleported on his feet but he collapse into the ground and blacked out.
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I opened my eyes. My vision was blurry at first but it soon came about. My mouth was dry as the desert's sand. I moved my tongue around; trying to lubricate my mouth again, It was disgusting, so I tried to spit but fail to get anything out of my mouth. I squinted my eyes hard and then opened them largely to see what was around me. This forest was a dark haunting green, unlike anything I ever seen before. I slowly moved my limbs one by one as to see if anything was broken or not, I felt fatigued. I moved my left leg and felt a sharp pain, gritting my teeth as the pain was intense to the point of urging me to scream in agony. My BM 5000 was flashing bright red with an exclamation mark and a red triangle around it. I tapped on the screen and it opened to show a body figure. It zoomed into my damaged leg and presented me with a text saying, left leg in critical condition. It also said, Wadsworth damaged 87%. I looked at the message and then proceeded to press and hold a small, red button behind the machine underneath a cover before saying.
"Begin code 1-7-7-7-5.”
"Back-up repair starting now, approximate wait time, one week "
I opened my eyes largely to the text. I then turned around as I was facing the ground. The pain made me bite my lip as it was unbearable. I stopped, and then looked down at my leg, horrifying myself at the sight of the mess. The meat and skin was ripped in half and was showing my bone underneath it. The bone itself was snapped in half and the lower part was sticking out of my flesh. My whole body began going numb as your body tends to do that when massive limb or body damage is sustained. But yet I still felt a lingering, stinging pain. I looked up into the sky amidst the tree branches and thought on what I should do, I didn't knew what was going on. Where am I... How did I get here... How did I break my leg... But that didn't matter at the moment for I was not going to die here like this.
I looked again at my BM 5000 and it had no signal. I looked around me to see what I could use. There were a couple of straight sticks and so I crawled to them. Tears started to slowly stream down my cheeks, I hadn't felt anything that horribly painful in my life. I then took off my black collar shirt, revealing my under shirt that was white. I then looked at my leg. The gray pants I was wearing were half ripped along with my flesh. I started by biting the shirt; tearing it in half after a couple of tries. I then grabbed a smaller stick that was near me and started to snap it to make smaller sticks. I looked at my leg and then started to tie the sticks together to make an improvised tourniquet. Don't even get me started on the pain. I finished the job, I was breathing hard and tears were still running down my face. But I was glad that the blood slowed down from its exit, and that the flesh was back where it was supposed to be.
I started to catch my breath. I looked up and looked around again. Everything was a deathly green, trees were rotting away. Flowers were waiting to get stomped on. The grass moaned on why they existed. I began to get scared. Thinking of those recent horror movies didn't help at all. I looked at my BM 5000's compass that kept spinning and spinning around. This did nothing but to frighten me more. I looked up once more and the moon was high in the air. It glowed on the land i sat revealing its bright existence. It gave me a small amount of light for me to see. I then heard rustling in the bushes nearby. Turning my head to see what was moving, I heard an deep, angry growl that made my blood run cold. What came out confused me and scared the living hell out of me. This ragged wooden looking wolf with sharp ass teeth slowly preyed on me. This wolf slowly walked up to me. Staring eye to eye with his glowing green eyes was mind raping. I started to scoot back as adrenaline started to pump into my blood. All my attention went to this lonely fucking wolf that was ten fucking feet tall and was ready to pounce on my 'tasty' looking flesh. I started to feel the ground for anything to use, I felt a rock and frantically moved my hand to pick it up. After equipping the rock, the wolf was in midair. Out of reaction, I raised my good leg and kicked the wolf in the face.
He fell back with a whine which was followed by a deep growl. I kept scooting backwards until my back hit a tree. The wolf started to charge and I held up the rock, waiting for a bit. I swung the rock, but the reaction I hoped from him didn't happen because instead of going for my neck, he chomped down on my left, broken leg, which made me swing the poor air. He started to drag me into the open while chewing on my leg. I started to swing the rock on his head and used my other arm to stab its glowing eyes, it flinched and whined a couple times but all it ended up doing was to bite me harder. After dragging me to the open, it began to gnaw on my body, ripping chunks of bloody flesh; I just kept on doing the only thing I could have done. Beating the shit out of it. Soon I’d be dead, since this wooden monstrosity was obviously winning. What made me sure of this was when I saw my right arm flying away. I just continued to punch it with the remaining arm I had.
My vision starting to darken. I felt intense pain everywhere. So much that after a moment, I couldn't feel it anymore. I placed my head down and looked up one last time at the night sky. The thing stopped gnawing on my flesh and did the same. Hell, I don't know why but we were both looking in the sky now. Suddenly, a blue laser came out of the blue and pierce the wolf in the head, killing it instantly. Its heavy weight pushed all the air out of my body when it fell upon me. The wolf started to levitate and was tossed carelessly to the side. I looked up, and all I saw was a dark looking horse and beside it was another horse whose coat was bright white. My entire vision darkened and I blacked out.
Chapter 1 : Techno color ponies
ONE WAY TICKET TO EQUESTRIA
TECHNO COLOR PONIES
EdgarDoesEverything
Previously, on One Way Ticket to Equestria. Jason drank a potion which he mistaking took for juice from his childhood. He is teleported in the Evergreen forest to be ripped to shreds by a lone Timberwolf. Princess Celestia and Luna save the alien, but he is almost dead, they must make the ultimate choice to save the creature, or end its suffering.
Princess Celestia and Luna are in the lower levels of their castle that were only meant for what one would call secrets. The lower levels were all connected. It was a hospital, a lab, and a prison. There were many corridors and hallways that were guarded by the princesses’ handpicked, most loyal guards. If any of these secrets were to get out, They surely were to cause great panic and chaos to their subjects. In a long hallway going deeper into the heavily guarded area, there was a room, inside that room there was an alien and to get inside that room, one had to be sterilized by tubes sticking out of the wall. There in the room, a being was laying down on a clean white hospital bed and was connected to all sorts of wires and medical equipment. Princess Celestia and Luna were inspecting him and the medical machines. He was in the bed, naked; but his lower body was covered by white sheets. There was a metal box next to the bed which held his possessions, even his BM 5000. The princesses looked at his sleeping face.
"I wonder when he is going to wake up." princess Luna said.
"The poor thing, being attack by such a thing, It's so terrible. Good thing we fixed him up fast."
"Yes, after we stitched his arm back on and mended that broken bone." Celestia paused for a bit before continuing.
"All of those bites as well. It's a miracle that he is still alive. If he didn't put up a fight like that he would have been done for. Good thing you felt the disturbance when he came to our world Luna."
"Yes, but how he got here is the thing that bugs me the most, his species is certainly more advance then ours and looks sort of similar to us, well, what his flesh and blood at all. he does looks civilized with the cloths he was wearing." Luna paused before she blushed. "I want to ask him so many questions!" Luna said excitedly.
"With time my sister, we will find out. I just hope that he is nice and understanding, but I have a feeling that we have to be careful, we never know what one is capable of. If he was able to at least put up a good fight with a Timberwolf with naught but a rock then his species must probably be deadly." Celestia said.
"Yes, he also appears to stand on his rear hoofs. He must be unbalanced, or just bipod like." Luna said curiously.
"I mean look at this! Smaller hooves on his hooves, fingers like spike maybe? Maybe he is a mutant?” Luna went to get a better look on him while Celestia walked over to the metal box. She already inspected all the items but she wanted to do it again. She picks up the BM 5000. The screen saying 'please connect to Jason Endwood'. She looked around some more and picked up his cloths. They were restitched and and washed. She put them back inside and then picked up some toy soldiers. Celestia looked at them with a confused look, inspected them and thought to herself.
"They look like... Armored guards, kind of." Celestia put them back down and levitated the raggy plush blanket up to her face. She felt its soft touch and placed it gently on top of the alien's chest. The alien breathed slowly and calmly. Bandages were all wrapped around his body and limbs, some were stained with blood; they would have to change those later.
"Poor thing." Celestia said feeling sorry for the alien.
"Yes, I think i know what his diet is based on!" Luna trotted up to the alien and raised his lips to reveal his teeth.
"Look!" Celestia got a better look.
"My! He is a omnivore!" Celestia said surprised.
"Yes! Those four teeth are pointy and the ones in the back are flat!" Luna said while lifting his upper jaw. She always wanted to see other life that wasn't from the world they lived on. She was dying to ask him so many questions.
"I just hope he doesn't eat ponies." Celestia said.
"Do you think we should get the girl to use the-"
"-Elements of Harmony? I don't know, when we tried using magic to heal his wounds he had what seemed like an allergic reaction to it, sometimes it would work and other times it wouldn't. Mending his small wounds did only hurt him more, but it seems that his body heals itself. By using the blood, It dries up creating a plug to prevent more bleeding in a way very similar to our own, but when It comes to larger wounds, they needed to be surgically stitched or mended with magic. This alien sure is interesting... So yes, he has been sleeping for a whole two week now and he is fully healed, but he won’t wake up, and since you couldn't enter his dream state, maybe using the elements might bring him back from the dream world."
"I'll go send word to Twilight and her friends, hopefully she agrees to help us." Luna said, leaving the room to write the letter.
IN PONYVYLE
It was early in the morning. Maybe five. The sun was over the horizon, waiting to be lifted. Twilight came out of her home, levitating some bags. The other girls showed up one by one to Twilight’s yard. Rainbow dashed yawned and went over to Twilight.
"So tell me again because I already forgot, why are we awake in FIVE IN THE MORNING!?" Rainbow Dash said grumpily
"Because Rainbow Dash, Celestia and Luna sent a letter to us about something very important and we all agreed to help! I mean why wouldn't we?" Twilight who was wide awake and ready to get stuff done, told the brief to the rainbow maned Pegasus.
"Ohhhh yeah, I'm always ready to help the princess! Even if my own life depends on it!"
"Yup, any work she gives us is gonna be easy breezy, I don't know about ya, but I'm ready to work right now!" Applejack said trotting her way to the two ponies.
"Oh my! I hope it’s something to do with animals!" Fluttershy said as she decented from the air and dropped her bag on the ground making a soft thud. Rarity, which came fully dressed out, Levitated four bags, much more then she needed.
"Why this is so exciting, in a couple of minutes or so, I'll be in Canterlot! Showing off my best dresses to the land!" After that a party cannon was set off. The girls moved their ears down to the noise. They looked up and saw Pinkie Pie smiling.
"HI GANG!" Pinkie Pie yelled.
"Pinkie darling, ponies are still sleeping, mind your voice!" Rarity said. Pinkie Pie motioned zipping up her lips and putting the key in her nonexistent pockets.
"The chariot should be here in a couple of minutes to take us to Canterlot" Just as Twilight said that, a chariot was seen high in the sky. Six chariots was surrounded by six armored guards each. They stopped in front of the library making little noise. The captain landed and turned his head to see Twilight, he then began trotting to her.
"Wow, talk about perfect timing." Twilight murmured.
"Hello Ms. Sparkle, do you need time to get ready or are you ready to embark?" The captain said in a firm deep voice.
"No sir! We are all ready to go!" Twilight turned to Spike who was standing at the door.
"Are you sure you’re gonna be alright Spike?"
"No worries Twi! The animals and I are gonna be fine! You can count on me." Twilight smiled. Spike waved goodbye and Twilight returned the gesture. The girls allowed the guards to take their bags except for Applejack who refuse to give up her bag. The guards pleaded with her to allow them to take it to the chariot until they gave up and allowed Applejack to put the bag inside the chariot herself. The bags were placed in the first chariot. The captain then motioned for Twilight and her friends to go inside the second chariot. The girls were confused.
"So why do we have six chariots? We could have fit all the stuff in the first one and still fit in!” Twilight asked curiously.
"Just taking the precautions, If we get attacked, the first chariot will most likely be the main target" the captain said
"But why? Is someone ought for us?" Applejack said
"I'm pretty sure your highness is being overly protective and wants you to be safe as much as possible, she wouldn't know what to do if she lost her most faithful student and her wonderful friends" the captain said with sympathy. This made Twilight smile. She and her friends embarked on the chariot. The captain hollowed at his stallions and the chariot lifted off. The girls were now on there way to Canterlot.
IN THE CASTLE
Celestia and Luna sat down on plush cushions waiting for the girls’ arrival. They waited while sipping tea. Luna slowly raised her tea within her magic. Suddenly the door magically opened. The princesses both look down from what appeared to be day dreaming. Twilight and her friends came from the door, the girls got in to see the princesses, they bowed down to them and then went to greet them more casually.
"Hello Twilight. I'm glad you and your friends decided to help us." Celestia smiled.
"Of course Princess! We are always ready to help you in any cause!"
"Well, thank you girls, but I'm sure you all want to know why we brought you here today." Luna closed her eyes and took a breath in. Celestia motioned for them to sit down in the cushions that were near them. Luna continued
"Before we can tell you anything, we need to cast a spell on you so you can't release this information, either you wanted to or by accident, this will stop you for doing so, it will stay with you in till your finale days, do you girl still want to proceed?" The girls looked at each other and all nodded. Luna's horn then lit up and flashed the room. The girls had there eyes closed and when they opened, they felt something slithering down to their throats and then vanished. Before any of them can say what happen, Luna spoke.
"Ready?" the girls nodded.
"We found an alien from another galaxy." The girls gasped. Questions were being thrown here and there. Until Twilight said.
"So why do you need us?" the room got quiet and the princess spoke.
"You girls all represent Harmony; we need to study him to see if he has any heart. He almost died two week ago because of a Timberwolf attacked him. He fought against it with a rock and held up a good fight but if we weren't there in time, he would have been done for. He is all healed up but is still comatose. After we are sure he isn't dangerous, you girls can meet him. Remember, we don't know if this alien talks, but his species seem very intelligent and advanced in technology. He also an omnivore-" Luna was interrupted by Pinkie Pie who screamed out.
"-SO HE EATS PONIES?" Pinkie Pie said in fear, the other girls began to get worried as well.
"We are not sure of that, but that is why we are going to check if he is dangerous or not" Luna finished.
"Well I'll be! Ya said he fought a Timberwolf with a rock! My, he must be a tough fellow" Applejack admiring
his bravery.
"He must be brave! I mean, pshh! Timberwolf aren't scary!" Rainbow Dash lied in a really bad way while smiling sheepishly.
"What do you mean he is very advanced in technology?" Twilight asked curiously. Celestia was about to answer when Rarity spoke.
"My I say! I hope he like fashion! Was he wearing any clothes?" Rarity blurted out.
"DOES HE LIKE SWEETS?" Pinkie Pie yelled.
"Ohh I hope he is sweet." Fluttershy said in a quiet voice.
"Girls." Celestia said, the girls got quiet and listened.
"We want to see if we can wake him up with the elements of harmony, If he wakes up from the magic then he has some elements within himself, If he doesn't wake up or is killed with the magic it must have meant he was evil or not able to handle it" She paused a bit to see the girls faces anticipating to hear what coming at them next.
"Well girls? Shall we go?" Celestia finally said. The girls all nodded and began walking through a hallway. The hallway lead to a big metal door which was heavily guarded. The princess said something and the guards moved out of the way. They were two holes and both of the princesses inserted their horns inside, they used their magic to unlock the door. The metal door slowly opened. A bright white room was exposed, showing many ponies running around the room with stacks of paper floating in the air. The girls entered. they went down the hallways, and then entered an elevator to reach floor 51. The ride seemed like it lasted hours, everything was going slow, they saw many interesting things through the two small windows on the elevator doors, doctors, new types of guards they didn't knew that existed, screaming from the cell area and items being work on. They finally reached ground fifty-one. There was a long hallway that lead to double white doors which had many guards. The princesses opened them and they all entered the spectating room. There was a glass window, revealing the alien. The girls all gasp at the alien and pressed their faces on the window to try to get a better look. The princesses smiled.
"It's a one way window. So if he looks over here it'll look like the wall" Celestia said.
"Yes, shall we go inside girls?" The girls looked at Luna excitedly. The girls followed the princesses into the room with the tubes sticking out of the wall. They all got sprayed with a white mist that was bacterial killing chemical, the doors opened revealing the alien. The girls watched. The two princesses went to go change his IV and moderate the health monitors. Luna finished with the IV needle and went to refill his water bag. Luna turned to the girls.
"You want to get a closer look before we do the job?" Luna said. The girls nodded and Luna motioned for them to go ahead. They all went around the bed to see the alien. He was still covered in bandages. The girls “ohh'd~”. They were amazed on what they were looking at. Pinkie Pie started to touch the alien in different parts of his body, soon after her, the rest of the group started doing the same. The princesses chuckled because they did the same when they first brought him here, well after patching him up of course.
"He's soft." Fluttershy whispered
"His arms are hard, why?" Rarity said
"I'm sure its muscle." Said Applejack. Rainbow Dash lifted one of his eyelids and looked at his eyeball which was brown. It was still.
"He doesn't have any fur..." Twilight said
"He sure doesn't, he has fur on his head and a little bit on his arms and legs but no where else, well, he has hair around-" Luna was cut off by Rainbow's yelling.
"Hello!? Anyone home!?" Rainbow Dash mocked the unconscious body. The human just took in a breath and let it out slowly. Then Pinkie Pie said.
"What’s under here?" She lifted the bed covers that were covering Jason's lower part of his body, Princess Luna yelled.
"Don't lift that!" All the girls turn their heads and blushed. Soon they all screamed and were grossed out. Luna couldn't help but just laugh while Celestia was trying her best on not to burst out laughing. The girls’ reactions were priceless, even though they were young adult mares. Twilight turned to the Princesses who both were now laughing. She was still blushing until she finally asked
"WHY IS IT OUT?" All the girls looked at the princesses who now just started to catch their breath but still had giggles in them.
"Apparently" Luna chuckled, Celestia let out a giggle
"For him, It's always out" Celestia finished
"So it's always... hanging?" Applejack said
"Yes, unlike us, we have the ability to cover or show our genitals when ever we want but if you look inside the metal box, he wears clothes." Luna said. The girls walked to the metal box. Rarity picked up his ripped, bloody torn up clothing.
"He wears this type of cloths? But it's all ripped and bad looking!" Rarity said
"Remember he got attacked by a Timberwolf." Fluttershy said. Rarity felt bad for insulting the survivor’s cloths, she put them back down.
"Poor thing" Applejack said.
"Well are you girls ready?" Celestia said. The girls nodded and Twilight took out the necklaces from the bag she was carrying and gave them to the girls, she took out her tiara and equipped it. She and the girls stood beside each other while Celestia and Luna stood tall in the other corner of the room. The girls concentrated, mending the elements together when suddenly Twilight’s eyes became bright white and one by one, the others did as well. A rainbow came from the tiara. The rainbow went for the alien and when it came upon contact, the rainbow turned black. The rainbow bent and twisted. A flash came from the alien whose eyes opened and were filled with white blinding lights, His body twitched and spazzed. The princesses could only watch with worry. The girls struggled to continue using the elements. Suddenly a loud high pitch noise was heard, all looked up to see the alien levitating, his mouth was open now, like a flashlight, light was coming out of his eyes and mouth. The lights from his eyes showed memories being sped in a ridiculous pace. The Elements couldn't hold the intense magic and collapsed. The alien fell to the bed in an odd position.
"You check the alien I'll go check on the girls." Celestia said, Luna rushed to the alien as well did Celestia to the girls.
"Girls are you alright?" Celestia said worried at the girls with spinning eyes who struggled to get up.
"Yeah, I'm fine." Applejack said.
"What 'bout the rest of y’all?"
"THAT WAS AMAZING! IT WAS JUST LIKE WHEN EQUESTRIA WAS MADE!" Pinkie yelled. The girls looked at her confused and one by one said they were fine.
"He's dead." All the girls heard and turned their heads to Luna, so did Celestia. The heart rate machine was making a loud beep sound. The girls closed their eyes and princess Celestia walked beside Luna. Princess Luna began moving the cover over his face when suddenly he started to move and make grunting sounds. The girls all opened hey eyes in alert and the princesses moved backed.
"Girls get behind us" Celestia said. The alien moved once more. He then lifted his eyelids. The alien stared at the ceiling. Then stood up slowly. He looked at himself and poked at his bandages. The alien opened his eyes wide when he realized his BM 5000 wasn't attached on his arm. He felt his naked arm. Felling the area where it had four holes that were scabs now. He felt his right arm and saw the stitching. The alien moved his limb, making sure if he can feel everything. The ponies were in the corner but the alien didn't noticed them, so they stood quiet and watched with curiosity. He looked to his right and saw the metal box. He picked it up grunting a bit from the pain he still had from surgery. The alien first saw his BM 5000. He picked it up and pressed some buttons and it opened in half. He put his arm around it and closed it. Soon it made drilling sounds and he gritted his teeth as the BM 5000 attached to him.
"Attachment complete. Welcome back Jason Endwood. I thought you were dead" said the machine in robotic voice.
"Wadsworth where are we?"
“I have no idea sir, I tried to warn you about the drink but when you gulped it down, my circuits fried up. My emergency back-up repaired me and now that I am connected to you, your body is telling me that you almost died two week ago. Care to explain?” Wadsworth said.
"Well I don't know what is going on, after I drank that green liquid I woke up in a dark forest, next thing I know, a fucking wolf comes out of nowhere and tears me up to shreds" Jason said. Luna heard about the liquid and took a mental note of it.
"Well we will chat about it later but right now, we seem to have company."
"What? We do?"
Jason looked up to be see techno color horses. The ponies looked at the alien. There was a long silence before Jason finally spoke.
"Wadsworth, check my drug levels"
"Yes Sir" The BM 5000 started to make suction sounds and a tube on the side of the left part of the machine filled up with red liquid.
"Scanning" Jason kept on staring at the horses and started to rub his eyes vigorously hoping this is just a weird dream. He then started to pinch himself. Luna whispered to Celestia.
"he speak Equestrian."
"All done sir! You are clean of any type of bad drugs and haven't had any either. Good job sir!
Jason began to get up until he noticed he was naked, he pulled the blanket up to cover himself more. Again there was a long silence. It felt like it lasted decades. The princesses weren't talking because they were scared if the girls would get hurt, despite them being powerful in magic, the alien had a resistance to there magic, sometimes it would work, and sometimes it wouldn't. Jason wasn't talking because they were horses. Horses don't talk.
"So where are your owners?" The girls look confused.
"I'm talking to horses, horses with faces, why would there be horses with faces in a hospital" Jason looked down. Pinkie Pie trotted to the alien
"PINKIE PIE NOOO!" All the girls screamed together. They didn't want to charge for her because if they did, it'll make them look like a threat. The alien was startled by the screaming. He looked up to see a pink coated pony smiling at him. She was up on the bed and then sat down on his legs gently but stilled cause a bit of pain. The princesses stared with fear, ready to use their magic if he decided to do something.
"HI! My name is Pinkie Pie!" Pinkie yelled looking quite happy. The alien open his eyes wide and looked confused. He looked around her to make sure she didn't had a wire or a speaker on her, and then check if he wasn't on some dumb prank show.
"You....... You can talk?" Jason asked
"Well duh! Why wouldn't be able to talk!" Jason started at her for quite a while until he spoke.
"Wadsworth analyze."
"Of course Sir!" Suddenly a red beam came out of the machine. It pointed straight at Pinkie Pie head. The beam began to widen and scan her entire being. The beam then shrank and disappeared.
"Why this is interesting, we have no such data on this species"
"What are you talking about she's a horse!"
"Umm we are called ponies" Luna said.
"More of you talk?" Once again Jason looked confused and amazed at the same time.
"Are you going to eat us Mr.?" Pinkie asked.
"What! No! Why would I?" Applejack saw this and knew he wasn't lying.
"So ya people don't eat ponies?"
"Hold on hold on hold on." Jason said at a fast pace.
"Why the hell are you 'PONIES' talking?" Jason said looking for answers.
"What do you mean?" Celestia said.
"We always talked Equestrian."
"English?"
"No, Equestrian."
"You're talking English."
"Well whatever what we’re talking, we want to know how you got here." Celestia asked.
"Got where? We are still in Arizona" The princesses looked at him confused.
"United States?" He insisted.
"You know, Earth!" Jason look worried now.
"I'm sorry but you're not at this Earth anymore." Celestia said with sympathy eyes.
"But, where am I?"
"Not from here." Luna said.
"When you came to our world, it told me that you weren't from this galaxy. You came from some other part of the universe, but I’m wondering how did you get here." The girls looked at the alien.
"Can you tell us what do you remember before you got here?" Twilight asked. It took Jason a bit to get that in his head as he kept rewinding what Luna just said.
"Yeah.... okay."
"Well after I got back to school, I went to dig up my time capsule, after i dug it up, I started to go through my possessions, and I found this green drink, and well. I took a gulp of it and woke up in a dark forest, then a wooden wolf came to kill me, I'm surprised there was only one, I surely thought wolves hunted in packs. After that I woke up to talking ponies..... Am I dead?" The last part, he mumbled
"A green drink...... Oh my" Luna looked at Celestia; her face was the same as that of Luna. The two sister mentally agreed to keep it a secret, they don't know what he'll do if he found out it was their fault.
"Well, the population of the Timberwolves has decreased dramatically after we passed a law." Celestia said. Jason picked up Pinkie Pie and put her down gently next to the other girls. He then scratched her head which she responded to by moving her head closer to his dancing fingers. The princesses took note of this.
"Sooo you're saying...... What I drank teleported me here?"
"I'm afraid so." Celestia said.
"That..... Wait.... Urghh my brain hurts." The alien said. Jason moved his knees up and hugged them; he then laid his head down on his knees. The girls looked at the alien that was trying to comfort himself. Jason brought his head up.
"Do you guys have any food I can have?" I'm guessing you ponies don't eat meat?" Jason asked.
"No, we don't eat any kind of meat." Twilight said.
"Soooo, you are all vegans?"
"Naww, we eat eggs and drink milk, you know the dandy stuff." Applejack answered his question.
"Okay, well can you all leave, I would like to get dressed, and being naked in front of a bunch of aliens kind of scares me, might probe my ass or something." Once he again, he murmured the last part.
"Of course, and we are ponies by the way, what are your species called?" Celestia said.
"Humans, or to be more scientific, Homo Sapiens."
"Thank you human, now girls let’s leave him in peace so he can dress up." The girls all nodded their heads and left the room. Princess Celestia and Luna went to go study him through the window while the girls didn't want to see..... To see stuff.
"Princesses must you spy on him while he is changing?" Rarity said.
"Yeah you know he’s naked?" Rainbow Dash said. At the same time Twilight went to observe him, he had a skirt like clothing that was short and covered his private parts, he then put on his, tear up, bloody gray pants, one of the legging were ripped off, So did his two of his shirts, they were ripped all over the place and were bloody, but dried, he seemed uncomfortable putting the clothing on. There was a mirror nearby and he looked at himself, realizing all the damage the wolf did.
"I'm surprised he is balanced, I surely thought he would have a weird walking motion but his movement is fine" Luna pointed out. Jason appeared to be talking to his machine.
"Wadsworth, we need to be careful. I don't know what is going on, but for all I know i can be delicacy to these ponies and they might often abduct people like me or they're crazy or something! We must not let our guard down; never know what the hell could be happening right now."
"Of course Sir."
"Okay..." Jason went to pick up the rest of his possessions and then sat down waiting for the princesses. They noticed and went inside. Rarity and the rest of the girls gasp as they saw how he looked like a zombie pony. Blood was splattered all over his clothes, it was a mess.
"MY! Are you going out like that?!" Rarity said.
"Well do you want me to go out naked?"
"Please ehhh..."
"Jason." He face went unsurprised.
"Sorry, Jason please. May I fix your clothes or at least make some new ones for you?" Rarity said.
"Ummm yeah sure but you're not wearing any clothes so how d-"
"We'll talk about that later but for now we need to get going." Celestia said interrupting Jason.
"Thanks." Jason frowned and Celestia smiled.
"Ready?" Celestia asked. Jason nodded. They left the room to the observing room. Jason saw the window.
"You were spying on me? Really?" Jason said frowning. The princesses just tried to not look guilty but it was quite obvious.
"I feel violated" He chuckled, the girls let out a small giggle. They started to walk the hallways. Fluttershy went next to the human.
"So um, It's nice to meet you, I've never seen Somepony so tall before." Fluttershy was looking up to the human who didn't hear Fluttershy at all, she tried a little louder.
"Um excuse me, but can you hear me?" Fluttershy said. Once again the human didn't hear, but he looked down to see the yellow Pegasus who was smiling at him.
"Oh, hi there." Jason said smiling. The rest tried to eavesdrop on the conversation.
"Hi my name is Fluttershy."
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name."
"Fluttershy."
"Oh well I can see why there is a shy in there, nice to meet you Fluttershy." Jason teased Fluttershy.
"Yes it's nice to meet you to, so, um, what’s your name?" Fluttershy said still looking up when she walked into a pole. She let out a small cry and sat downed. Jason noticed this.
"Oh my! Are you alright?" Jason went to help her up then he was tackled by Rainbow Dash and Applejack who thought he was attacking her. Since they were both in the back of the group, you can imagine why they did so.
"OUFF! HEY WHAT THE BIG IDEA?" Jason said as he was pinned on the ground, not struggling at all. Rainbow Dash and Applejack who thought they overpowered the human and were proud that they just took down a beast.
"Thought you could hurt Fluttershy huh? Well not today mister!" Applejack yelled proudly.
"Yeah you’re not so tough!" Rainbow Dash Yelled mimicking Applejack tone. Jason changed his face to anger to neutral and then laughed.
"Girls he didn't hit me, I walked against the pole here" just as Fluttershy said that, Jason got up easily and pick up the two mares and wrapped them in his arms and held them against his sides."
"You two are cute!" Jason said smiling.
"NO WHERE NOT!" Rainbow Dash yelled, Rainbow Dash said trying to get lose.
"Unhoof us!" Applejack said. The rest were laughing as the funny sight of how the human picked up the girls. Jason put them down, the two felt defeated. Jason saw this.
"Hey don't be sad, you two should feel proud of yourself for being so brave to tackle an human, also that tackle was pretty hard." Jason said.
"Awww shucks, your just saying that." Applejack said.
"Pshh! I already knew that!" Rainbow Dash said. Jason just rolled his eyes and they continued down the hallway. Jason thought in his mind.
"Wadsworth."
"Yes sir?" he heard him in his mind.
"Don't tell anybody that I got tackled by a techno color pony."
"No promises Sir!" Wadsworth virtually chuckled.
Chapter 2 : Answers (Editing)
ONE WAY TICKET TO EQUESTRIA
ANSWERS
EdgarDoesEverything
We walked down the hallway. Goddamn was this long. It felt like I walked quarter of a marathon. I couldn't believe the amount of guards I saw. They were everywhere. I finally relaxed a bit and when we got to a room where the scientist and guards had their lunch. There was a large table in the center of the room, which had pointy edges in the end of the table, princess Celestia and Luna sat next to each other while the girl took their seats around them. The right side was all taken by the ponies to leave the human all by himself in the left.
"Geez, I wonder where I'm going to sit." He said sarcastically. The princesses smiled while the girls let out a giggle or two.
"We just want to study you!" Luna said rudely. Jason eyes widen and his mouth was a half smirk and half frown. Celestia nudged her sister for being so inconsiderate. She noticed this.
"I mean, we want to see how you eat." She smiled. Jason gave her the same face and sat down in one of the cushions. He moved his tush a bit and got comfortable.
"Soooo, what are we eating, I'm starving." Jason said. Just as that was said, two royal guards levitated several plates that were covered up by a bowl shaped covering, Jason was too hungry to noctie them flying through thin air. They were placed on top of the table, and the covers were removed, showing a wide variety of plants and vegetables. Jason let out a sigh.
"Great, plants. Just what a growing boy needs." He looked down to see only a spoon. The princesses were closely watching him.
"So you expect me to eat salad with a spoon?" He said.
"Well what if you go and hurt someone with a fork or a knife?" Celestia said.
"Good point, but come on, not even a fork?" The princess just smiled. Luna had her notepad out writing down every detail she saw of him, and Twilight was considering to do so as well. The girls began to eat while staring at the human, and he felt mighty uncomfortable. He played around with the salad with the spoon and tried to eat it, the salad always fell back into his plate. He put down the spoon and looked quite serious of flipping the table. He then looked down and picked it up with his fingers. The girls were amazed on how good he was with coordinating with his small hooves. After a while the gang got full while the human looked like he could eat more.
"Would you like more, Jason?" Celestia asked.
"Nahh, That's my fifth plate, I'm not so hungry at the moment." He said.
"Well now that we are done eating, would you like to introduce your self?" Luna said. He was surprised when he was asked of this question.
"Err... Well, why not?" He said, shrugging. He look to see everypony staring at him, even the guards had trouble staying at position of attention.
"My name is Jason Endwood... and... yeah." He said with no emotion.
"That's it?" Rainbow Dash asked.
"Well, I don't know what to say! What do you want to know?" He wished he hadn't asked that because the mane six began blurting out questions, even Luna threw one in there.
"HOLD ON! One at a time please!" He yelled, the girls moved their eyes down from his voice.
"Is there more of you?" Twilight asked.
"Well of course, I mean why would I be the last humanin existance, that's silly." He chuckled.
"Do you know how many?" Luna continued.
"I don't know, like.... Twenty four billion people." The girls' jaws dropped to the ground. The princesses were amazed as well.
"Twenty four billion! My goodness that a lot of humans!" Luna said.
"It must be cramped on your planet, or is it large?" Celestia ask with concerned.
"Nahh, were I was born, Earth by the way, there's only five billion living there. The rest live on the moon and some on the other planets on our solar system." Jason said.
"That must mean your species have developed a mode of space travel?" Luna asked.
"Well, yes. Hasn't your species done so?"
"Well, were still working on it, but we haven't found a way to produce enough power to lift the craft to space, Celestia and I can do it with ease, but we would have to continue using our magic through out the whole trip. We couldn't do that as we need to rule our kingdom and doing such would surely cause problems."
"Wait, your kingdom?" Jason asked.
"Mhm."
"So you have a queen and king?"
"No, Luna and I are the rulers of Equestria."
"Soooo... Wait... What? So did the King and Queen died or something leaving you two to rule?"
"No human, Luna and I are the rulers, is that not clear?" She said.
"Oh... Okay.... So, both of you must have husbands, why aren't they here?" Celestia and Luna eyes open at the thought.
"No, we..... Don't have husbands." Luna said looking uncomfortable.
"You two are the weirdest princesses I ever known." He said smirking. The room quieted as the human stared off into space.
"Ohh, sorry. Kinda blanked out their for a sec."
"A sec? More like a minute!" Pinkie Pie said.
"Really? Sorry I just..... Anyways what else do you need to know?" He asked.
"Did your people eat ponies?" Rainbow asked. Jason paused and his face had no emotion.
"I'm going to be straight with you, and hopefully you don't shoot me in the face or something. Yes-" Jason was cut off by the girls all gasping and getting out of their chair to get behind the princesses, the royal guard shifted there spears toward the human, uncomfortably close as they were close enough for one stab to his neck. Jason remained his original position and kept his same face.
"So your species eat ponies?" Celestia said with an angered face.
"Yes, but if you would have let me finish, it's a taboo in our culture, the only reason that most people would eat horse would be if they were starving. A small percent of people eat it because they like it. It is frowned upon in our culture unless it had to be done for our survival." Jason finished. The princesses look embarrassed for judging to quickly and gave the hoof motion for everything being okay. The guards backed away and went to their positions.
"We're sorr-" Celestia was saying when she was cut off by Jason.
"Don't be, I would have done the same if I found out that an alien from another galaxy ate humans."
"But have you eaten pony before?" Luna asked.
"No, I don't see why horses would be on the menu. It's just not right in human nature because we used to work along side horses in the old times."
"They did? So they talk like us?" Fluttershy asked.
"No, Unfortunately. We are the only species that naturally talk or have an language, they just horses. We used them on the home front to the battlefield." Jason said.
"What do you mean, battlefield?" Rainbow Dash said.
"You know, like guns, explosions, blood everywhere. You know the basic stuff." He said without recoiling a bit.
"Your species kill each other?" Fluttershy asked sadly.
"Well duh, don't yours?" The girls shook their heads.
"Sooo, you ponies don't have any murderers? Rapist? Drug dealers?" Jason said with opened eyes.
"No! Why would we have terrible things like that!?" Rarity said.
"I wish I can say the same thing, people lose it, they go batshit insane. People get desperate and want to touch other people or get so angry they just murder them in cold blood." Jason paused.
"Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing power of rock and bone, blood has been spilled in the name of everything: from God to justice to simple, psychotic rage." The room quieted as the ponies thought about people killing each other.
"So your telling me that you ponies don't EVER kill someone for there horrific actions?"
"Well-" Luna was caught off by Jason.
"Just a minute ago your guards were ready to slice my throat in half!" He yelled.
"Because we are not ravages!" Luna screamed. This caught Jason off guard... The room once again, quieted.
"Sorry..." The Jason said.
"It's alright, but you need to stop comparing us to your species, we are different so expect our ways to be different as well." Luna said.
"Understood."
"So everyone is evil in your world?" Pinkie Pie asked.
"Only a small percentage is, the good outweighs it, but anything bad can happen to ruin your life, but don't worry, not all of us are fucked up killers." He said bluntly.
"So did something happen to yo-" Applejack was cut off by Jason.
"I'm sorry, I'm not in the mood for interrogation anymore." He said jokingly.
"You have a weird sense of humor Jason." Celestia said.
"Well, Knock Knock."
"Who's there!?" Pinkie Pie said.
"Talking."
"Talking who?"
"You're one crazy talking horse-" Jason began to laugh out loud then stopped when he saw that no pony was laughing.
"What? It's funneh." He said giggling. The girls gave him a blank face.
"Oh well, what now? Do I run around freely or get caged up like an animal for your experiments?" This surprised the princesses.
"Do you think we're gonna do that?" Celestia asked.
"Well yeah, were I live, If we found an alien or whatever, you wouldn't believe the horrors it would go through."
"Well, no. But we do need to keep you in a room locked away from the public, who knows what would happen if our subjects found out, automatically they would think of you as a threat for your odd appearance."
"You calling me ugly?" Jason said smiling.
"No! Be serious, this not a joking matter. We need your full cooperation if we're going to make this work." Celestia said with sincerity. Jason sighed.
"Alright.... But to be honest, I still don't trust you ponies... For all I know you could eat me in my sleep or stab me in the back." He said without emotion.
"If we wanted to cause any harm to you, don't you think we would have done it by now?" Luna said.
"You already did. You yelled at me, that hurt my feelings." The girls and the princesses laughed at the joke.
"But yeah I guess that makes sense, so what now?" He ask being serious.
"We'll see, but for now, we must keep you away from anypony else. We would like to ask more questions and learn about you more in the future, and maybe one day, we can let you run around freely or until you get back to your galaxy." Celestia lied in the end, she didn't know if they'd be able to get him back or not, she only said it so he could have some hope of returning.
"Yeah, I get it. Thanks for the food." He said thankfully.
"Shall we go to your room then?" Jason nodded and they left the lunchroom. They changed they route and continued walking through an other hallway. This time they went an elevator and reached Lv 26. They walk down an another hallway and turned to the left to be greeted by a corridor. Jason sighed and started to get bored of all the walking. He look down to see Rainbow Dash.
"Wow, your mane and tail... Are very colorful." Jason began to move his hand close to Rainbow's mane when he saw her very uncomfortable. He jerked his hand back and look away.
"Sorry." He said.
"Uhh.. It's... Okay..." Rainbow Dash said, reluctantly.
"So do you represent homosexuality ponies?" He said with curiousity. Rainbow's mouth opened and she blushed and bit Jason in the hand.
"OW! What! Your a rainbow! What am I suppose to think?!"
"I'M A RAINBOW BECAUSE I'M RAINBOW DASH!" She yelled angrily. The group stopped and looked at them. Applejack joined the conservation.
"Rainbow Dash is not like those ponies!" She yelled.
"Ohhhhh, sorry. So she's your girlfriend?" Once again he ask curiously.
*BUCK*
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Jason was in a bed with red hoofprints on his forehead. He open his eyes slowly, and the darkness fled from his vision. He saw everything blurry and the talking he heard was like it was coming from a microphone.
"Did you really have to buck him in the face?" Twilight asked.
"I'm sorry but that question was rude and impolite, somepony needed to teach him a lesson."
"With a buck to the face! My darling, be at least more considerate, I think he meant it in a different way." Rarity said.
"Oh he is waking up...." Fluttershy said slowly.
"Urghhh where am I?" Jason said rubbing his forehead. He quickly open his eyes and had fear and anger in his face.
"DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH HIM! I'LL KILL YOU IF YOU DO!" He raised his fist up in a threatening way until his vision fixed on the ponies, he calmed down and sat down back on the cot. He covered his face and started to sob. The ponies looked at him with worried.
"What is the problem, Jason?" Luna said with sympathy. Jason wiped his eyes and look up to Luna.
"Just..... Nothingnothingnothing, Just...... a dream..." He said sadly.
"Jason, do you need a anti-depression?" Wadsworth said.
"No... I'm fine, I've been through a rough week that's all." He said. The room quieted until Jason spoke.
"Urghh what hit my head, all I remember is an orange hoof and that's all."
"My buck hit you for being so rude! Don't be asking people that question mister!" Applejack scolded him.
"Sorry mom, I was just curios that's all, didn't knew it was a sensitive subject here." Jason said. She snorted for being called mom.
"So you do have parents!" Luna exclaimed.
"Well yeah, how else would we exist?" He said.
"OHHH! I just want to know everything about you! Please start in the beginning!" Luna requested. Jason looked at Celestia who had a smile in her face and winked to him, meaning 'go ahead, tell her'. He looked back at Luna who had a bright creepy smile.
"O-okay... Well. You see, when mommy and daddy loves each other so much they touch each other in their-"
"NOT THAT!" Luna screamed causing Jason to roar in laughter.
"I'm sorry! I had to do it!" He said laughing when Luna turned to Celestia, who had a smirk on her face.
"Maybe some other day, but right now, I really need new clothing." He turned to Rarity who smiled.
"Well of course my dear! I'm just going to have to measure you!"
"You do know what your doing though.... Right?"
"Oh yes, she does. She is very talented in making dresses and clothing." Twilight said.
"MHM! Sugercube, if you want clothing, she's your mare!" Applejack said.
"Yeah! She's the best pony for that job!" Rainbow Dash added.
"Well, okay! So you said measuring me?" Rarity took out a notepad and ruler from nowhere and began measuring his every bodypart.
"Stand straight my dear!" He stood up and stood at attention just like he learned at JROTC. It wasn't necessary, but he didn't want to mess up her measurements. She finished and wrote down numbers. Still, items floated in mid air. He realized it and freaked out.
"Wait! What the hell?!" He said looking at the floating items. Everypony was starled by this.
"What is it Jason?" Celestia asked.
"The things! They're floating!" He said, moving his hand close to the magic ruler. He touched it felt a weird sensation. He pulled it toward him and examined it. He dropped it to see if would float, and Celestia saw the perfect opportunity to scare him. She pick up the ruler with her magic and began to move it close to him in a threatening way. She smiled at the reaction when Jason tried to smack it out of the air and began to run around the room while the 'horrific' ruler chased him.
"STOP! GO AWAY YOU POSSESSED RULER!" The girls were now roaring with laughter, and Wadsworth was virtually laughing as well. Jason, who wasn't having any fun at all kicked the side of the bed and took a hard fall.
"ARGHH!" The girls stopped laughing and stood around Jason, worried.
"Oh my goodness! I'm very sorry!" Celestia said with remorse.
"Urghhh, I think I broke my arm!" He yelled.
"Oh gosh! Let me see you poor thing!" Fluttershy asked, Jason then smiled and stuck out a finger gun towards Celestia.
"Gotcha." He said smirking. Celestia was not pleased at all.
"What is the matter with you! I thought you were hurt!" Jason laughed while Celestia began to give a small smile.
"Ehhh? EHHH!?" Jason said retardedly, which made the girls laugh.
"What are we going to do with you?" Celestia said smiling at him.
"Well, for one thing, you can try not scaring the shit out of me with possessed items!" He said.
"It wasn't possessed, It's magic!" Twilight said.
"Enlighten me with this magic." Twilight picked up the ruler and waved it slowly in his face.
"Ohhhhhhh." He said.
"LIES! THERE MUST BE A SCIENTIFIC REASON FOR THIS!" Wadsworth yelled.
"Calm down W, I'm as freaked out as you are. So, ummm... Celestia was it?"
"Yes Jason?"
"how does this magic woork-" he stopped and looked at the princesses' waving hair. He walked up to Celestia and she looked confused. He got close to her face and she became uncomfortable. She squinted her eyes while Jason got closer and closer until she could feel his breath on her snout. She closed her eyes and *eep'ed* when he plucked a hair from her mane, and she recoiled a bit. He played with it and the hair stopped waving. He tried to make it wave again but couldn't. He then slowly went to touch Luna's wavy hair. Luna didn't mind when he stuck his hand into her soft, silky hair. He stopped and look confused.
"I'm done... Done, just done..." He said angrily. He sat on the bed and got comfortable.
"This place is so twisted." The girls laughed.
"I'm right behind you Sir!" Wadsworh said in a worried voice.
Chapter 3 : Depression (Editing)
ONE WAY TICKET TO EQUESTRIA
DEPRESSION
EdgarDoesEverything
Jason is seen standing in his 'cell' where he explored the area. The princesses watched him, taking notes, he didn't mind, In fact, he would be much as interested if their was a techno color pony in his room snooping around. There wasn't much to see, there was a room with a cot chained up to the wall, floating comfortably in the air. There was a restroom which wasn't a custom to humans, the toilet seat was on the floor which made Jason sighed. He walked passed the princesses and looked at the wall. He stood there for a while then went to sit on the cot. He sighed, letting it clearly know that he was bored.
"Is everything alright?" Celestia asked
"Ehhh... Just "hanging" He said in boredom
"Well, It's five o'clock, an hour before dinner, Rarity is in her shop working on your new clothing while the other girls are getting ready for the dinner party that we're gonna have with you, Is there something you will like to do before we head over to the Royal Diner?" Luna said. Jason thought, he sniff his underarms and his eyes open in disgust, he chuckled then turned to Luna in a hot way.
"How 'bout a shower?" He said
"Ahh, simple request. Why not?"
"I'll go check on things and tell the guards what's happening, It wouldn't be a great idea for him to take a shower in the local barracks so have Jason take a shower in my room or in yours, I'll meet you again soon, Jason, farewell" Celestia smiled at Jason which he returned back with a small wave. She left the room and left Luna and Jason alone.
"I'm guessing it's going to take a while so that all the guards know what's up?" Jason guessed
"Nope, It should only take a minute or so, there is speakers around the entire facility so the guard can be notified quickly and effectively" Luna said
"Oh, well cool. Cool" He said, standing up. They stood around awkwardly not saying a thing. Luna was about to say something when a guard knock on the metal door.
"Your highness, the transportation is ready!" The guard said
"Well shall we get going?" Jason nodded and follow Luna outside to be greeted by a massive cluster-fuck of guards standing at position of attention, going all the way down the hallway which was a quarter of a mile.
"I see that you have full trust on me" He said. Luna just rolled her eyes and smiled, the two walked down the hallway. Jason looked at every guard, they all eyeballed him when his passed through, this tick him off a bit. He knew that their ways were different and didn't knew if guards were allowed to look around while in position of attention but he still opened his big mouth
"These guards right here" He said at Luna, she turned her head to see his face, meaning that you had your full attention at that person/pony.
"Are supposed to be at position of attention..... Not eyeballing me" He said. Luna look at her guards and when she did, everypony went back to the 100-yard stare.
"Hmmm. How do you know military standards?" She asked curiosity
"My father is in the U.S Army, one of the four military branches in our nation, I'm taking JROTC courses in high school, so I'm basically following in his footsteps as it is my dream to join the Army."
"Wow... I didn't knew you were interested in the military, what does JROTC mean?" She asked
"Junior Reserve Officers' Training Corps, JROTC for short. It's an early training course for young officers wanting to join the armed forces" He said proudly
"What! You're saying that young humans such as your self are already being thought to serve and protect their country at an early age?" She said disbelief
"Yeah, I mean if they grew up around guns and military items I'm sure they going to be interested in such an early age" He said, informing Luna who wow'd at the scene. The two finally reached the elevator. Luna used her magic to press LV 1. They went up 26 floors, Luna turned to Jason and almost met at eye level, Jason's head reached her snout so he had to lift his head up a bit to see her glistening sapphire eyes.
"So how old are you Jason?" She asked
"I'm 15"
"So is that really young or old, I'm guessing that you're young because of your appearance" Luna said
"Why yes, I'm young but close to an young adult, I'm three years away from turning to one. When I turn 21 then I'm consider and adult. There is what I think, six stages of our lives. Baby, child, teenager, young adult, adult and elder"
"Wow... How long do your species live?"
"Well because of our advances in our technology, we can live up to 200 hundred years old, but most people don't want to and usually 'pull the plug' when they get bored of life and just, pass on to whatever happens when we die. If you're talking about one doing drugs and drinking beer often then don't expect them to pass sixty"
"Ohhh... That's sort of close to our species but an hundred and twenty, not even close actually" she smiled
"Oh, Well how old are you Princess?"
"Please, call me Luna but I am eight thousand, two hundred and eighty-six years old" She smiled. Jason laughed and look at her to see she is not joking
"You're kidding right?" She shaked her head
"What did you sell your soul to satan or something?" He smiled
"No, wait who is that? Anyways, I'm immortal like my sister. Her and I, including my parents are the only the purest Alicorns here" She said with all serious tone. Jason, whose jaw was on the ground, look at Luna with an odd look.
"Uhh, well... You look......*AHEM* .... *AWKWARD COUGH*... Young and pretty" He said which made Luna flattered
*DING*
The elevator door open, a bright white room was showed and blinded Jason for a bit until his eyes accustomed to the lighting, he still squinted through. Luna walked and Jason followed like a mother duckling leading the way while her babies followed, if one did not pay attention, it would be lost in a world that it knew nothing about and would surely perish.
"There technology does not impress me! Wadsworth said in a unimpressed robotic voice
"Your machine has feelings?" Luna asked while they walked down the medical center where busy ponies hurried around hoping not to drop their stack of papers as they galloped to places.
"Yes, He was attached to me when I was born, The straps around my arm grow when I grow so no need to replace with a bigger version. Our BM 5000, Bodily Mechanism version 5000. Is... Well you can say, a part of us. If destroyed or lost, it would be the feeling of losing a limb. It keeps track of our.... well ENTIRE BEING! It tells us how we're feeling, our health, our skills, our perks, our abilities, how hungry, how thirsty, how tired. It's an dictionary for each person that is attached to, well, If its not destroyed or on repair. It's also a weapons system for self defense, a doctor, someone to talk to for advice, your friend, your brother......." Jason paused and stopped walking. He began to knee down looking very depressed.
"Jason! Please take an antidepressant! Your depression meter is rising! Please master!" Wadsworth begged
"Wadsworth, what's wrong with Jason?" Luna asked worried
"I'm not sure it would be okay with Jason to talk about the matter! Jason take your anti-depression! That's an order! If you don't, I'll inject it myself!" Wadsworth yelled in a robotic voice. A needle came out of one of the holes in the machine, Jason took it and popped the cap off and stab the needle in his right leg. He gritted a bit from the pain, he pushed the white liquid into his leg. After all of it was in, he took the needle out and rub the area slowly. He picked up the cap and placed it to the needle and place it back inside Wadsworth now.
"refiling" Wadsworth said
"Jason! Are you okay?" she said. Jason sniffed and wiped his eyes
"Ye-yeah, just give me a m-mo-moment" He kneed there until he got his composer back, he stood up to see every pony there to be staring at him.
"Sorry for going crazy for a bit, but something happen in the past which will haunt me for quite a while"
"Would you like to talk about it?"
"I'll tell you later, but for now... I just really want to shower"
Luna nodded, her and I walked down the hallway until we got to a large door that I guessed was made out of metal. Luna stuck her horn in a swirly hole and began using her magic, making various sounds, such as locks being opened. Then the door slowly moved outwards. I saw her panting, so I walked up to her and asked what was wrong. She told me that it's harder to open the door when her sister isn't there to assist her, and vice versa. We continued walking along a red carpet. The windows were covered by blinds, so it was dark, but not too dark. I guessed that we were in a castle because I saw gardens, stations, houses, and much more elegant structures outside the windows that were not covered by blinds. I was still a secret, so we basically had to be super ninjas, and sneak over to Luna's room. There would be a pony here and there that was not supposed to be there, so Luna would send a guard that was following us to make sure there were no ponies up ahead. If there were, the guard would take care of the pony and take them somewhere else. After we walked up the long and exhausting stairs, we got to the royal rooming, well, I thought it was royal, because I only saw room tags that had Princess Celestia, Luna and some other ponies that had names I couldn't pronounce. One of them started with a C, and I thought the stallion was “Shining” something? Anyways, we finally got to Luna’s bedroom.
"Jason," Luna said "Welcome to La casa de Luna," She said, smiling.
"I didn't knew that you ponies spoke Spanish, Wadsworth said.
"Spanish? I was talking in elegant."
"Elegant?"
"Yes, It is used by the fancy ponies here, including the royal princesses," Luna explained.
"Wow, I wonder if French is going to be vulgar here," Jason and Wadsworth chuckled, while Luna gave them a confused look. They entered her room, Jason ooooh’d and aaaaaaaah’d, while Wadsworth criticized every detail he saw. Jason turned his volume down, which angered Wadsworth. Wadsworth reset his volume.
"How dare you mute me!" Wadsworth exclaimed.
"What? You were hurting Luna's feelings." Jason smirked. Luna didn't seemed hurt at all, and instead, she smiled at the machine when she realized it said “V 4000”.
"Jason, you said that the BM was at V 5000? Why does yours say BM 4000?" Luna asked in confusion.
"Well, this one is my father's BM 4000. He got it when he was born, and gave it to me when I was brought into the world, because he wanted me to have his because of how mature and wise Wadsworth was. Sure, the BM 5000 is as smart, but they took out the personality, and included more ways to be productive and more manageable, which is a really important thing in our world. If I would have gotten the BM 5000, it would have no emotion in his/her voice, and wouldn't have a personality. Your parents can choose to have it in the BM 5000, but most go for the cheaper and more "Successful" way for their children. He’s just not a machine to me, he is my father, he is my teacher, he is my friend, and he is my arm."
"Oh shucks master, if I was a human, I would be blushing right now," Wadsworth said in a flattered tone."But yes, I have been teaching Jason, just like his father. We been through a lot, and I expect it to be the same with Jason. Your father brought me to war, and it was terribly horrific, and soon, I'll be going with my new master. Oh my! I haven't introduced myself! I am Wadsworth C. Dornez, but most people call me Unit 20,738,024,049. I am 114.7 in computer years, but In human age that is 68.2 years, so I am an elder; therefore, I have an old man's voice!" Wadsworth finished with a chuckle, while Luna was smiling and writing notes at a ridiculous speed. Jason spotted the shower, and looked at Luna. He pointed at it, and Luna nodded. He walked in the bathroom and locked the door. Luna went over to her desk and sat down in her cushion.
"My goodness, I haven't done any paperwork since Jason came along!" She looked at the massive stack of paperwork, and began using her magic to look over them. She picked up a quill, and began to write down information. Luna heard Jason mumble something, sounding as if he was trying to get the shower to turn on. Now, you might be smart, but when it comes to another specie’s shower, you don’t know anything, and it can be frustrating.
"FUCK! HOW DO I GET THIS GOING!?!?" Jason yelled with rage.
"Jason! Stop with the profanity! It is unbecoming of you." Wadsworth scolded Jason
"I just want to take a shower..." He said miserably.
"Jason, do you need help?" Luna asked.
"No! I can do this myself!" Jason yelled.
"*virtual cough* No he can't! *virtual cough*"
"Shut up!" I am capable of turning on.... WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS!" Jason yelled.
Luna got up, and trotted near the door, only to hear Wadsworth laughing hysterically, and Jason screaming complaints. She began to unlock the door with her magic, and she went in to see Jason naked, but didn't think twice. When Jason heard Luna come in, he jumped and dived into the strange bathtub, making Luna confused.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!?" Jason screamed, while grabbing the curtains to cover himself
"I'm just trying to help yo-EEP!" Luna ducked to dodge a shampoo bottle hurdling towards her.
"GETOUTGETOUTGETOUT!!!" Jason scream, while Wadsworth was now laughing uncontrollably.
"What's the problem? I was just going to tell you how to turn it on!" Luna said, still confused.
"But I’m naked!" Jason screamed.
"And? It's not like I haven’t already seen your-" Luna saw an incoming object and crouched behind the door. She closed her eyes, and a loud thud was heard from the door in front of her. She went back inside, and used her magic to turn on the, "alien shower", and closed the door. Jason could be heard screaming from the shower.
"IT"S SOOOOOO COLD!!!" He screamed, while convulsing in the shower. Luna was panting, and she began to think. “Why would their species be uncomfortable being seen naked? Is it the lack of fur they have? It would make sense if they had made a taboo of it.” Luna began to blush, and shook her head. Then she gave a small chuckle, and went back to work. She heard Jason laughing in the shower, and cheering.
"I guess he really wanted to shower, where's my notepad? I need to write this!"
After writing down whatever interesting thing happen today, she saw a huge stack of paper in her desk and sighed.
"Well, lets get this over with"
Chapter 4 : Clothing (Editing)
ONE WAY TICKET TO EQUESTRIA
CLOTHING
EdgarDoesEverything
Luna used her magic to set the last piece of paper down onto a plastic tray. She sighed in relief and began to think.
"Is everything alright your highness?" Rarity said as she entered the room, accompanied by two royal guards. She had Jason's new clothing in the air, surrounded by a light blue era.
"Yes, Rarity. I just had some thoughts going through my mind, that Is all." Luna said smiling.
"Ah. Glad to hear that your highness-"
"-Luna is alright, Rarity"
"Oh, well glad to hear, Luna! I have Jason's clothing done and I hope he likes it!"
"Well, I'll be the judge of that, please hand them over Rarity!" Jason yelled in the bathroom. Rarity unlocked the door and Jason screamed.
"NOOOO! JUST PASS THEM TO ME! Please!" Jason stuck out his hands out the door while Rarity passed the clothing to him. After the clothing touched Jason's hands, he swiped them and closed the door. Rarity and Luna waited out the door to hear the human changing, he grunted and occasionally made some odd noises. The noise went silent, the doorknob tilted and the door opened to reveal Jason, he wore a nicely stitched, black pants, with a little off the edge green shirt with a linear white stripe starting from the left shoulder and down to the hip.
"Hmmmm... Yeah, I like this!" Jason said with two thumps up towards Rarity, she smiled and looked confused
"Pardon me Jason, but what does that mean?"
"Uhh, what does?"
"The little thing that you just did with your smaller hooves, please enlighten me." Rarity said looking adorable. Jason laughed at the remark of his fingers being smaller horse legs.
"Rarity, these are fingers, and this is my hand. What I was doing was a positive gesture in my galaxy, meaning, good job!" Jason heard Luna writing things down. Luna was smiling down at her notebook.
"You having fun there Luna?" He said smirking.
"Quite." she said gigging.
"I guess her stitching is all right." Wadsworth said quietly
"But the stitching in the left arm is littler than the right arm by an inch so this concluded that I'm not impressed." Wadsworth said bluntly.
"What? I did? B-but, It's still good right?" Rarity said looking quite down.
"Of course It Is Rarity, Wadsworth is just jealous" Rarity smiled and Jason swiftly went to turn Wadsworth's volume down.
"I CERTAINLY AM NOT"
"What was that dear?"
"He said he liked it" Jason said chuckling. Celestia entered the room.
"Hi there everypony" Celestia said looking quite tired.
"And human and robot" Jason corrected her which made Celestia glare at him until she broke a smile.
"Did anything interesting happen?" Celestia said to Jason.
"Well, Luna has basically everything on her notepad so you can look at that" He said taunting Luna.
"Well it's not my fault that I'm so interested" Luna said admiring herself which Jason rolled his eyes. Celestia looked over the notes when she got to the part where Jason had gone crazy.
"Jason..... Are you alright?" Jason already knew what part what she was talking about and gave her the cold shoulder.
"Jason if something is wrong... Don't fear to talk to us okay?" Jason didn't respond and just looked down to the floor. Celestia went back to reading the note until she giggled from Jason bathroom problems.
"Was It really that difficult Jason?" She said smiling
"Yes, It frustrated the hell out of me, and Luna forget to write down a part too" Luna eyes open in denial and looked at jason who was giving a evil grin.
"And what is that Jason?" Celestia asked concerned
"Ohhh nothing... Just you know... THE PART WHERE LUNA TRIED TO RAPE ME!" Jason yelled followed by a loud gasp by Luna.
"WHY I NEVER DO SUCH A THING! I WAS JUST TRYING-"
"LIES! ALL LIES!" Jason said screaming, trying to look as serious as possible. The two now ranted on while Celestia was giving the oddest of faces.
"Just an hour Luna and this happens" She said joking at Luna who did not get the pun.
"WH-WHAT! SISTER I SWEAR I DID NO SUCH THING" Luna said looking desperate.
"I was only kidding Luna" Celestia said laughing. Luna stared at Jason with a fierce look and teleported in front of Jason's face. Rarity was in the corner trying her best to not to laugh at the drama unfolding.
"tell them now! The truth!" Luna yelled at Jason face who couldn't keep a straight face.
"Okay, okay. Girls- errr... Ponies, Luna's breath smells good, there I said it, now please tell me what type of toothpaste you use-"
"NOT THAT!" Luna face was red from all the embarrassment and roared at Jason's face who was laughing.
"Okay fine, Luna didn't rape me, happy?" Jason said shrugging at Luna who sort of looked pleased.
"Now I want you to say, rape is not a funny subject"
"No thank you" Jason said
"DO IT NOW!"
"I don't have to take this, I'm going for a walk" Jason said smiling
"If you don't say it, I'M GOING TO BRING A TIMBER WOLF INSIDE HERE" Jason dived to a nearby table and looked horrified.
"Pshh, I-I don't care!"
"Jason, your fear levels are rising" Wadsworth said in a virtual chuckle. Luna smiled and Jason felt defeat
"Alright... Rape is not a funny subject... no matter how funny I think it is" Luna stand victorious.
"Good, are you ready for dinner now?" Luna said while she picked up the table and the items from the floor.
"Sorry about that" He said pointing at the things at the floor, "but yes I am" He said
"Shall we?" Celestia said, using her magic to open the door.
The princesses left the room, Rarity and I follow behind. We had to freaking walk down the stairs and to make it worst I got a cramp while half-way there, It was so intense that I needed to ride on Celestia back which made us all awkward. So awkward that I wished I died by that timber wolf. When we reached the double doors to the dinner, I jumped off of Celestia and took the pain like a man.
"Your cramp is gone?" Celestia asked
"ER-Nope! Ju- urghh FFF- Don't want to lo-look like a fool, HM! Yup, lets eat already!" Celestia couldn't bear to see Jason suffer.
"I didn't want it to come to this" Celestia said looking said and her horn glowing.
"Wait what are you doing?" Jason asked but Celestia didn't respond,
"Hey come on now! I-I can still run! Look see I'm fine-urghh! See!" Celestia horn grew a bright flash she zapped my leg and the cramp stopped.
"Holy crap! No way!" I said in amazement, he turned his head up and was going to say something until he saw Celestia and Luna entering the dinner leaving me unable to respond. The doors shut behind them.
"Well, lets get this over with" I opened the door to be blinded by the light.
I rubbed my eyes from the bright light and when I opened them, vision slowly set in. A table first appeared, It's craftwork was amazing. Slight curved edges complementing the white marble table as it shined like a diamond. The end of the tables were sharp edges. I then saw princess Celestia and Luna taking their seats while the purple, blue, orange, yellow, pink and white ponies did as well.
Geez, I already forgot their names. Well, I always wasn't good with names, I thought. The seating was the same just like the first time we ate together. I wasn't surprised. After my vision had finally set in, I saw this place was a royal diner. Elegant statues, beautiful artwork, butlers magically lifting pans in the air and all that good stuff. The air smelled like fresh pastry with small sniffs of ranch with salad, lingered the air. My mouth watered as I grew hungrier. Pretty sure there won't be meat so I'm not expecting it, would be nice though. I saw one chair in the right side of the table and began walking towards it while saying.
"Soooo alone!!! Alooonneee!" in a musically tone. I heard the girls giggling. I pulled the chair and sat down, placed my hands on the bottom of the platform and pushed myself in. I freaked out a bit when I realized that I just sat on a chair. I looked downed and saw that It has turned into a cushion. I looked up in confusion and looked up the ponies to be seating in cushions as well.
What in the world? I thought. I began to think when I heard a voice call to me.
"Jason?" I couldn't understand what that voice said, it was to quiet to hear it, then I heard it again but this time a little louder. I waited for it to call again to see what it was saying.
"Jason?!" I threw my head up to see the princesses looking at me with worry.
"Is everything alright, Jason? You're sweating unnormally, or is it just that your species sweat that much?" Luna said. I placed my head on my forehead to feel an ocean forming. I looked down to see a small, white rag. I pick it up and began to wipe my head.
"is it hot in here?" Celestia asked me
"Uhhhh- No! Just, something weird happen that's all" I could had tell Luna was about to say, like what? But the doors that led to a kitchen opened and dozens of stallions marched out in a uniformed line, using their freaky power to levitate several flying meals on a silver plate, marked with shiny gold patterns. The flying platters were gently placed in front of us and the coverings were removed to reviled what I had smelled. Bread that was giving a small heat wave laid decorated in a bed of salad with ranch poured in a mannerly fashion. I looked at the other plates excitedly to see what else was on the menu. Steamed vegetables with soup over there. Potatoes and cheese their. Rice and butter over here annnddd! No meat. Great. Oh whatever, all I could think right now is munching on some of those carrots that Fluttershy has, hey! Fluttershy is the yellow one and, and the white one is Rarity! That one punched me in the face and that one is Rainbow Dash! Pinkie Pie and Twilight! Man I'm awesome. I said to myself while admiring myself. I look at my silverware and actually saw a fork.
"OH MY GOSH!" I yelled to which every pony turned their head to.
"What"s the matter hun?" Applejack said.
"I have a fork!" I said looking directly to Celestia who was giving a small evil grin. I held the fork to my chest, hugging it tightly as a creepy sense hit me in the head.
"You know..." Celestia said slowly with a seductive voice. "I don't have a fork.. Would you be so kindly to let me borrow your?" The words hit me as if she shot a round into my heart. I began to daydream the fork and I. The fork was suddenly grabbed by a white hoof with a golden shoe. It was slowly pulled into a small hole as I ranned for it, screaming , NO! I went back to reality and took the fork off my chest and handed it to Celestia slowly. The whole thing took five second but for me, it took five years, five taunting, slow years. When she grabbed it I made a small cry which the other ponies giggled to.
"Thank you Jason, I will eat happily now!" *Gasp* Taunting me is she?! Well two can play that game!
"Yeah... Good for you!" I said with my head down on the table. I hear a fork tossed to the side of me and I look up to see Pinkie Pie has generously given me hers.
"Uhhh... Thanks Pinke!"
"No problem! I prefer mouth anyways!" Pinkie dove her head into what seem like soup with steamed vegetables. I picked up the fork and felt a small patch of what felt like tape. I looked at the back of the utensil to see a picture of a smiley face. I smiled and it seemed that it worked it's charm. I grab one of the plates with salad and began munching on the food. I guess I was quite hungry because I was making a rude chomping sound as I ate quickly. Emptying a plate in a minute or two and placing it down somewhere it won't get in the way and grabbing another platter and to feast on whatever was on it. After eight plates or so, I finally got full and sat slopplishy in the cushion. I burped.
"Um, Excuse me!" I said. Just with that I heard another burp from Applejack, it was quite loud
"That's how it's done!"
"Oh what! You challenging me!" I said trying to look intimidating. Suddenly Rainbow Dash gave a huge burp which lasted for quite while
"I learned from the best, the best was me by the way" Rainbow said as she won the battle.
"Burping is nothing but gas. When you eat or drink, you don't just swallow food or liquid. You also swallow air at the same time. The air we breathe contains gases, like nitrogen and oxygen. Sometimes when you swallow these gases, they need to get out. That's where burping comes in! Extra gas is forced out of the stomach, up through the esophagus, and out of the mouth as a burp!" Twilight said. Rainbow Dash was pretending to sleep and Applejack seemed as she was still trying to understand what some words Rarity looked disgusted and Pinkie kept eating what seemed like a cake. Suddenly Fluttershy burps o loud that I swear, I felt the ground shake. She quickly said excused me in the cutest little voice I ever had. Her face was also red as she couldn't help the embarrassment. I don't blame her, I mean she didn't talk for the whole dinner and when she did, she burped like hell. After we calmed down from the laughing and got more settled in I thanked them for the food and tried to clean up after my self but was stopped by Rarity as she said it's the waiters job to do the cleaning and to enjoy yourself.
Make senses I guess. After they took the dirty plates and cleaned up Pinkie, Celestia asked me a question.
"Did you enjoy the meal?"
"Yes, very fresh. I could taste the amazing work that it was put in to it"
"Excuse me for a bit, I must get something to experiment on!" Luna stood and walked out the door to quickly that Celestia couldn't stop her.
"Once again Rarity, thank you for the clothing. I'm surprised that you did it so well on your first try!"
"Why thank you darling, but to be honest, I messed up a couple of times trying to get the sleeves right with the structure of your build" Fluttershy said something quietly
"Do you have any other animals back home?"
"Yeah, we got mammals like deers, bears, buffaloes, whales, fish and stuff"
"Ohh.. do you have doggies and farm animals?" she said
"Yeah! Cows, pigs and chicks" I said
"Neat-o! You say you humans farm?" Applejack said
"yeah we farm, but I don't know much of it, I'll try my best but really, they'll turn into dust" I said chuckling
"Do your species write to keep knowledge for other people?" Twilight asked
"Yeah, we read, write, draw, to give knowledge to others. We have a lots of libraries so most people can just walk down a few blocks and rent a book" Twilight gasped as she heard libraries and began to get excited. Celestia took note of that and asked me.
"It seems where not so different in society, well with the exception of technology of course"
Suddenly the doors opened to revealed Luna holding two bottles of Royal liquor and look directly at me.
"Who wants to test something out!!!"
Run sir! It's a trap!
Chapter 5 : Beer Virgin (Editing)
"Luna, what in the hell are you doing?!" I asked. Luna appear to be pushing it with this "testing" stuff. She walked her way towards me while she had a big grin with a notepad floating in the air. I turned my head to Celestia to see her holding her hoof to her face and shaking her head in a disappointed fashion. Applejack and Rainbow both stood up and grabbed a cup with their hooves, wait what? How? What!? How did they grabbed those cups? There's no handles? THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY LOGICAL SENSE! But then again, I'm in a world filled with colorful ponies. BUT STILL! I lost my concentration of the hooves when Luna sat right next and bumped me with her elbow.
"So! I've been very! Very! Curious on what it might be if you got intoxicated" Luna said giving me a big smile
"Okay, first of off, do you give liquor to your young citizens?" I asked
"Well, no. Not if there under age" she said
"Okay, now when does a pony reach adulthood?"
"When there eighteen of course!"
"How old am I Luna?" her ears dropped and her smile went away
"Fifteen"
"well there you go" I said bluntly
"So you never been intoxicated?"
"Nope, and I don't plan to start"
"At tha boy, Jason! Wadsworth said admiring my position.
Luna nodded in defeat and opened her eyes to see Dash and Applejack to be holding there cup to her. She popped the cork with her magic and pour the liquid into there cups that were being held by FREAKING HOOVES! WADSWORTH IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE AT ALL!
"I know sir! It is bothering me very much!" Wadsworth said as I heard his voice in my mind.
Soon after, the rest raised their cups to Luna who happily poured liquor into their cups. I didn't expect Fluttershy to bring her cup up but I guess you learn something new from someone everyday huh? Twilight and Rarity brought there cups to Luna with their freaky powers. Soon after Celestia wanted some and I was that loser at a party who was being a little goody good shoes. But hey, I don't care.
"Come on Jason! I first drinked beer when I was fifteenth!" Rainbow Dash said
"Yeah same here partner! Ah remember when ah first got hooched! It was amazing, beside the terrible headache in tha morning!" Applejack said nudging me.
"Well.. Good for you, but I stand where I stand"
"Do you mean sit?" Twilight said
"Yes, Yes I do" I said a little bit of annoyed. Celestia, Luna and Rarity sipped their liquor in a very fashionable way while Rainbow Dash and Applejack just... Chug the whole thing. It kinda amazed me, but then they got into a "friendly" competition of who can chug the fastest and both were drunk faster then you can say intoxicated. We kept talking about myself. I soon wanted to know more about them.
"So about your guards, are they all like... Slaves to you or is there a chain of command?"
"Slaves? No, a chain of command sounds more about right, we give the order and they follow" Celestia said
"Hmmm... I haven't seen any actually weapons, just bows and pikes? No firepower?"
"What do you mean actually weapons?"
"I'm sorry, they are weapons, I meant. Actually killing power? Like guns and cannons with explosives projectiles. None of that?"
"Guns? What is that? But with the cannons, yes we do, but they were never meant to shoot viscous items to other life, even if it was justified"
"Well, what about the other colonies here. Or is there even others?"
"Yes, we are Equestrians from Equestria, there is Vaiderz from Vaidseelow and Denners from Landeneno"
"Are they all ponies or what?"
"No, the Vaiderz are wolfs, we had some bad times in the past but we had settled for an agreement after a strange figure won the war we were in. The Denners are Donkeys, because most of our subjects don't like "Mules" or "Jackasses", we haven't had a good relationship with them"
"Oh... wow. A strange figure you say?"
"Yes, but we don't remember much of him, now that I think of it, it was said he sort of looked like yo-"
"-You know what I ju-just noticed? That *hic* That alien right there... is pretty cute" Applejack then bursted in to laughing with Rainbow Dash while Twilight and Rarity giggled. I didn't knew what face to put up. Do I put up a flattered face? Do I put up a confused face because I was confused as hell. I pretty sure she didn't mean that because shes a horse and a human with a horse would be wrong. So i just tossed a mix of those faces. To make it worst, Celestia began to get silly. I fear the liquor is beginning to get to her.
"Is this always how you treat a guest to your kingdom?" I asked
"Of course not! We just haven't drinked liquor in a loonnnnng time. I think the last time me and Luna drank was 1471 years ago!" Celestia smiled when she saw my jaw on the ground and I proceeded to pick it up. Suddenly, the doors opened.
*!OPEN!*
to reveal two more ponies. One was wearing some sort of commanders outfit that had a white coat with a blue mane. The other one seemed to be an other princess, well, I think she was. She had the crown and the wings with the horn and everything, she had a pink coat with a darker pink mane.
"BROTHER!"
"Brother?"