One day, Applejack was sitting at home, drinking a cup of warm cider after a hard day bucking apple tree's, when her little sister, Apple Bloom, came into the house crying.

"Apple Bloom, what's wrong?!" she panicked as she quickly ran to her sister, drying her tears with her hoof.

"D-Diamond Tiara was making fun o' mah accent again!" Apple Bloom sniffled, "Ah'm just so sick and tired of her being so mean to me! What did ah ever do to her?" Apple Bloom asked as she cried some more, wiping the tears away with her hoof.

"Ah don't know, and ah don't care!" Applejack growled, gritting her teeth, "nopony picks on mah little sister and gits away with it!" she said as she began walking out the door.

"Sis, where ya'll going?" Apple Bloom asked as she followed her sister.

"Ah'm going to talk to her father, maybe he can start taking care of that stupid daughter of his!" she replied as she picked up her pace. The faster she talked to Filthy Rich the better.

After a few minutes of walking, she finally made it to Filthy Rich's manor, and quickly knocked on the door. After a minute of waiting, Filthy Rich finally answered the door.

"Ah, Miss Applejack, how may I help you?" Filthy Rich asked with a smile, though that quickly faded as he saw Applejack's glaring face.

"Ah'll tell you how ya'll can help me!" Applejack yelled, jabbing him with her hoof, "ya'll can help me by controlling that stupid daughter of your's!" she yelled out, causing Filthy Rich to glare at her.

"Now, I say, there is no need to call my daughter stupid Miss Applejack."

"Yes, there is! Your daughter has been picking on mah little sister!" she said, causing Filthy Rich to gasp.

"My little Diamond would never do such a horrid thing!" he glared at Applejack, huffing in anger, "I will not tolerate such lies, good day ma'am!" he yelled as she slammed the door shut.

"Well, that didn't work," Apple Bloom sighed. She turned around and started to walk back home, "ah guess ah'll just have to deal with being picked on."

"No sister of mine is going to git picked on!" Applejack yelled as she started going around the house, peering behind the mansion and spotting Diamond Tiara, "if her dad won't listen, then maybe ah'll have to discipline her mahself!" she said as she started to walk up to Diamond Tiara, Apple Bloom following closely behind her.

"Ya think she'll listen?" Apple Bloom whimpered.

"Oh, after ah'm done with her she won't be hurting you no more," Applejack growled as she stopped in front of Diamond Tiara, who was playing with her dolls.

"Oh, hello Miss Applejack!" Diamond Tiara said pleasantly, "how may I-" she was interrupted as Applejack kicked her dolls, scattering them across the lawn. "...You have ten seconds to pick those up," Diamond Tiara said with a glare, though Applejack paid no heed.

"Now listen up here, you spoiled little brat!" Applejack growled as she jammed her hoof into Diamond Tiara's chest, almost knocking her down, "if ya'll don't leave my sister alone, ah'll buck you in the face so hard nopony will recognize ya!" she growled as she once again jabbed Diamond Tiara in the chest.

"Seriously?" Diamond Tiara laughed as she shoved Applejack's hoof away, "are you seriously threatening a child?" Diamond Tiara asked, rolling her eyes, "whatever, not like you could actually do anything to me!" she gloated, causing Applejack to huff in annoyance.

"That's how it's gonna be eh?" she asked herself, watching Diamond Tiara wiping some dust off of one of her dolls, "fine then!" she yelled as she went to trample Diamond Tiara, only to have her hooves caught by the young filly.

"You just sealed your fate fool," Diamond Tiara sighed, and immediately turned around and bucked Applejack in the ribs, causing her to fall to the ground coughing. "You think you can take this!" Diamond Tiara yelled as she continued to kick Applejack, "I'M DIAMOND MOTHERBUCKING TIARA, BITCH!" she yelled as she continued kicking Applejack in the ribs, causing her to cough up blood.

"Diamond Tiara, stop!" Apple Bloom begged, causing Diamond Tiara to stop momentarily, "ah'm sorry, we'll never bother you again!"

"Oh, you're not getting off that easily!" Diamond Tiara growled as she walked up to Apple Bloom, "after all, we need to ruin this fanfic by adding pointless romance that adds nothing to the already non existent plot, making this even shittier than it already was."

"...What?" Apple Bloom asked, tilting her head in confusion. It was such a adorable site that it even melted Diamond Tiara's icy heart.

"Come into my shed and I'll show you what I mean," Diamond Tiara said tenderly as she nuzzled Apple Bloom's cheek, leading her into her shed. Locking the door behind her, she quickly threw Apple Bloom atop of the bed that laid in the middle of the shed.

"D-Diamond Tiara, what are we gonna do on the bed?" she asked as Diamond Tiara sauntered over to her.

"We're going to have fun, that's what," she replied as she climbed on top of Apple Bloom, kissing her tenderly.

That night, Apple Bloom became a mare, and was forever Diamond Tiara's waifu.

The End

Author's Notes:

My horrible response to Tiarabuse.