I Simply cannot stand "Princess" Celestia. If I had fingers....man, I would've, uggghhh nevermind. I'm having one of those moments when you say a popular meme outloud.

We found Luna's house. We looked in her bedroom window. She was curled up on her navy blue bed crying. I herd (haha herd) something about her grandma dying. There was a knock on her door. Sombra slowly opened the door. He and Luna started hugging.

PLEASE DON"T, PLEASE DON"T,PLEASE DON'T

Their muzzles got closer and closer........

PLEASE NO PLEASE NO

and closer, and closer.........

I'M WARNING YOU!!!!!!

and closer...........

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY-

They kissed.

I FAINTED

THE END

"Hey, guys she's opening her eyes!" Chrysanthemum said. Chrysanthemum, Autumn, and Mena were towering over me.

"What happened?" I asked hopeing they hadn't kissed. "They kissed." Autumn said giggling. "uuuuuuGGGGHHHHHH!" I yelled. Mena covered my muzzle. "not so loud!" I couldn't bare looking back in the window. The window was closed, so I couldn't hear them. they were blushing. Then once again, they kissed....

THEN I DIED

THE END

*LATER*........................................

Finally, Chrysanthemum used a spell so that we could hear what they were saying. "My tenth birthday is coming up"

Luna said. "I'd like to invite you to my party..." WHOA HOLD UP......SHE'S ONLY TEN, I'M GUESSING SOMBRA'S ELEVEN, AND THEIR KISSING AND WITCHCRAFT!!!!!!!??????? UUUGGGHHH!!! Sombra was about to reply, when Maiden Hell walked through the door. "OH dear sister, may i speak with you........ALONE." she said sounding as FAKE as the worlds BIGGEST wannabe.Sombra cautiously walked out side, shutting the door to just a crack.

"Luna--Listen" Celestia said in a huff. "I'm here to speak with you!"

"Keep on talking..." Luna said  

''I thought I made myself clear that I DO NOT want that nincompoop at your party!" Celestia said firmly.

"EXCUSE ME?!" Luna snapped. " You can't command my party! You are not RULER OF LUNA! it is MY party!"

"LUNA- I want what is best for you. I am not letting him come to my- YOUR party!"Celestia said trying to stay calm.

"STOP TRYING TO CONTROL ME CELESTIA! HE IS COMING AND YOU CAN"T STOP HIM! HE IS MY SUPER SPECIAL SOMEPONY! AND HE WILL COME!" Luna yelled.

"He isn't coming so.....DEAL WITH IT!" Celestia said with an angry tone of voice.

I WISH YOU WEREN'T MY SISTER!" Luna boomed

Celestia gave her some time to run.

GO!RUN!" Luna tolled Sombra. He ran. strait to his house and slammed the door. We quickly followed............... Next Chapter: Diary of a Chaotic Pony Estimated time remaining: 10 Minutes