Chapter 1- Wait, if this is a one shot does it have chapters? I guess not, scratch that

Ahem

What I meant to say was...

Pinkie's "Outside of the Dimension Place Space"

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Fore-note: Hello there readers. I decided to make a story, and this is what happened. Enjoy!

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Fore-note PS: Sorry, but I forgot to tell you something! I do not own any of the character's used (except my interpretation of you) and all rights go to Lauren Frost and Hasbro. Thanks!

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Fore-note PS-PS: OHMYGOSH! I keep forgetting things! ANYWAYS, if your brain explodes at any time, I am not responsible. It doesn't matter if it's from excitement, or from shock at the fact that several physical laws are broken, I don't care. Sorry, but I've cleaned up so many brains that I have to start enforcing. Thanks again! Enjoy... -again!

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Fore-note PS-PS-PS: I just keep blanking! Just saying, Pinkie Pie MAY break into the story at any moment. Do not be alarmed. This happens occasionally.

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Closing Fore-note: One last thing, if the universe around you begins to collapse then- "What's over here? OH! Silly me, it's a fore-note! Sorry writer!" Pinkie bursts in. "Come on you silly colt! We got to get a move on!" she says straight to you.You just stand there in sho -ause they work in a form of waves, so it will rebuild itself. Got it? Good!

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It was a sunny day once again in Ponyville. The birds were chirping, the sky was blue, and everything seemed perfect. It gives you the feeling as if nothing could go wrong.

Suddenly a pink mare popped up right in front of you, "HELLO! THIS IS THE MOST FANTASTIC SUPER DUPER ATABANTASTIC WILLABASTIC DAYYYY EVVVVEEERRRRR!" she chirps happily.

'Nothing could go wrong...', famous last words.

"You know what this day calls for?" the mare continues to say, "A SUPER DUPER ULTIMATE-ICAL FANTASTICAL UBERDASTICAL PARRRTTTTTYYYYYY!" She says, putting a special emphasis on the last word, making it sound like the most important thing in the world.

"Wait a second-" the pink mare stops suddenly (apparently in thought), "today doesn't seem like the day for a normal super duper ultimate-ical fantastical uberdastical party..." she gasps loudly, leaning back while doing so, "it needs to be a SUPER super duper ultimate-ical fantastical uberdastical party... and I know how!"

She grabbed your hoof ferociously and began to drag you to who know's where, "Come on you silly colt (/filly if you somehow broke on of the rules of the internet), follllooowwww meeeeeeeeee!"

You try to protest, "Um, I have somewhere to be and-"

"BUT YOU CANNN'TTTT MISSS A PARTTYYYYY!" She looks at you pleadingly.

Something about that looks keeps you from saying no. "Uh... uh... sure? It's not dangerous, right?" you ask her.

The mare's face brightens up immediately and she begins giggling slightly, "OF COURSE NOT, silly! Why would I take you to a DANGEROUS place? You colts (again, there is a slim chance you are not one. Not likely, internet rules are internet rules) have some of the STRANGEST ideas sometimes!" she stopped to giggle, "Now come on 'Weirdy Mc Weirdison' since we have to PARRRTTTTYYYYY!"

Despite the rational parts of your brain telling you to just leave, which you KNOW you should do, you let her drag you along. She goes on about strange creatures called monkeys, chocolate milk, dolls, her friends, dragons, parties, baking, food, candy and more parties. She was tending to talk about parties the most.

All her constant talking makes you begin to believe that it was entirely possible to be talked to death, something you had before thought of as a myth, when she stops suddenly. It was an alley. A dead end alley. You are beginning to believe to believe that this was

"OH! BY THE WAY! I am such silly nilly, my name's Pinkie Pie! Equestria's most happerific party pony!" she tells you excitedly, "And this is going to be the most specialific party evvvveeeerrrrr! Mostly because no pony besides me has EVER, EVER seen the super duper awesome Outside of Dimension Space Place besides me, and I thought you should be the lucky pony! It's going to be super duper ice-cream scooper FUN! Just follow me!" she giggled happily as she began to run towards the wall.

You're kind of astonished it hasn't dawned on you until now that this pony named 'Pinkie Pie' was probably bat shit crazy, but at least you realized it sometime before she threw you off a cliff or something of that sort. You wonder if you should run now, while Pinkie Pie was busy getting herself knocked unconscious by the wall. For some strange reason, you stand and watch. You would later realize you were being completely, and utterly daft. Pinkie Pie ran to the wall and jumped, moving her body slightly back so she would hit it feet first. You cringe for the impact you knew would come... but it never did. Instead, Pinkie managed to cut straight through it creating a hole into some sort of white realm. Like a knife through butter. Just straight through.

You stand there your mouth agape. Pinkie Pie had just created a hole through reality. Your brain began to work, as it tried to find some sort of explanation for what you had just witnessed. Unfortunately, it could not find one.

The pink mare popped her head out of the hole quickly, giggling as she saw your expression. "Come on slow poke! This is going to be SUPER FUN!"

This was going to be a long day.

You walk towards her, wondering whether you're going because of curiosity or because your brain is currently breaking down to shock. "WOO! That's more like it! This is going to be super duper fun! Even better then that time I saw Twilight and I was like-" Pinkie Pie gasped fiercely, "and almost nothing could top that because that was super amazing but then now THIS is going to top that so I guess this one is IMPOSSIBLE to top because it topped the most super duper amazing thing ever and so now this one is the the BESTEST super duper amazing thing ever and nothing will ever top this!" Pinkie Pie was saying excitedly.

"Um, yes. Yeah, okay then." you say.

"OH! We gotta go now! It's time to go! Stop talking so much and let's go!"

Bewildering you more, another identical portal appears underneath your feet, causing you to fall through-

and ending up at the other side of the portal.

This was going  to be a really long day.

"There you go! I was beginning to think you'd be there FOREVER but now you're here so let's go!" Pinkie Pie giggles. The mare then continues to drag you back through the portal you just came out of. Instead of ending up at the other portal however, you find yourself in a white void.

"Uh-ur-ugh-ah- huh?" you say, unable to actually comprehend anything.

"You're probably wondering- 'Hey Pinkie why is everything white?' I actually know the answer because Twilight told me, she's really smart and stuff and when I told her about this she was all like, 'Pinkie that's impossible!'" Pinkie's interpretation of Twilight was unrealistically deep, "She said that this space is pretty much everything or maybe it makes everything, or is made of everything, I don't really know but it involved the word everything! Anyways, since white is all color because of light fragments or something, not really sure she's way too smartie-pants for me to understand, that since this space is everything  or something like that it's white!" Pinkie grinned from ear to ear.

You have no idea what she just said.

However, you know it's probably best just to play along with  it. You don't want a mare on your bad side. You ESPECIALLY don't want a mare that can open holes in reality to be on your bad side.

"Uh... yeah."

Smooth. Yeah, that really helps.

"OKE-DOKE, now that we're here, what do you want to do? OH I KNOW! FOLLLOOOOWWW MEEEEEEEEE!" Pinkie Pie continues to... flip the room upside down.

You start falling.

OF ALL THE THINGS YOU DIDN'T NEED RIGHT NOW-

The room changes, and where there once was floor, the is now a gaping hole. You can't see the bottom.

OF ALL THE OTHER THINGS YOU DIDN'T NEED RIGHT NOW-

The air whooshes past you as you flail in the middle of the gaping tunnel. You're dropping like a rock. You're also screaming bloody murder.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP-"

Pinkie falls down next to you, keeping herself at a steady pace.

"Isn't this FUN?"

You don't answer her, currently in the middle of falling to your death and screaming in terror. The ground appears.

OF ALL THE OTHER-OTHER THINGS YOU DIDN'T NEED RIGHT NOW-

It's approaching fast. Very fast. Every second the apparent size of the ground increases, doubling itself. It's a dot. Now it's the size of a plate. Now it's the size of a table.

"PINKIE HELLLPPPP MEEEEEE! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!"

She just giggles.

Bat. Shit. Crazy.

It's the size of a house now.

Things seem to shift suddenly, and you're pulled back suddenly. You notice that the room is at a constant shifting, going back and forth between up and down.

"Isn't this cool? Twilight came up with it! She calls it juggling for some reason." Pinkie Pie says.

You don't speak. You're pretty sure in you're a pretty serious state of shock.

Things snap back quickly, and you feel refreshed. You aren't completely certain how, but considering how Pinkie Pie had just bent reality and did something called "juggling" to save your life, it's not a surprising that the mare can always heal injuries in this realm. You get back onto your hooves, and attempt to stand up, finding yourself healthier then before.

"See now you're all better! It's just some of my mystic Pinkie powers I guess!" she giggles. You're not really sure how much of this you can take. Maybe you should have stayed at the market.

No, wait.

You know you should have stayed at the market.

"ANYWAYS! You're about the see the besterificest place ever! First we have to get passed someplace Twilight calls the fourth wall though, but that's no trouble in the path of FUN!"

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Closing note: Wait, didn't I say this was a oneshot? OH WELL. No harm done there, right?

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