Walking down Canterlot main street is an earth pony. A very intimidating, and very angry looking earth pony.

He was once a human being. He was once the owner of a multinational industry. He was once a famed bank robber, pulling off jobs other's thought impossible. He was once a maniac, taking on large groups of gangsters and military, all with only a single weapon.

Well, truth be told, he's still a maniac.

His name is Trevor Philips. And now, he's nothing but a mini horse, living in a world full of other mini horses. And that really pisses him off.

As he was walking down main street, he was noting all the new ponies that passed him by. They were easy to identify, they had no cutie marks, their eyes looked somewhat glazed over, and they just had an aura of creepiness all around them. Celestia said the 'no cutie mark' thing would pass when the earth was completely finished. Now, a few months later, no trace of the old earth exists, yet the new ponies still don't have cutie marks. Trevor thought this would cause some alarm. But no, the new ponies still are happy as ever, and the regular ones don't really care about them.

'It's kinda sad really.' Thought Trevor, as he continued down the street. 'These guy's are probably gonna live out their whole lives without knowing what the fuck their talent's gonna be.' Soon, their were more new ponies then regulars, so he turned into an alley to get away from them.

"Creepy fuckers." He said, trying not to swear to loudly, lest he get caught. "Always, goin' on about Celestia and shit." As he trotted down the alley way, he saw three ponies, two were new, both stallion, and one was a royal guard, holding a spear. They appeared to be talking about ... something, Trevor didn't really care.

As he walked past them, Trevor stumbled for a second, still not used to 4 legs. "Oh, are you okay sir?" One of the new ponies said as he caught Trevor.

"Yeah, yeah I'm fine, just back off." Trevor said, as he pushed away the ponies hooves.

"Are you sure?" Said the new pony, as he let him go.

"Yes, I'm sure. You know, why do all of you new ponies gotta be so nice?" Trevor asked, as he turned to talk to both of them. "I mean, it's just not natural."

"Hey, what's wrong with being nice?" Said the other pony. "And if I'm not mistaken, you're a new pony too." He said, as he gestured to his lack of cutie mark.

"Yeah, that's just because I was too lazy to really care about my talent."

"Nuh uh, Celestia told me our marks will come with time, whether we want it or not." The first pony said as he closed his eyes in confirmation. "Admit it, you're a new pony."

"Yeah fine, big deal." Trevor said. "You don't see me going around helping everyone with a charity case." He looked to the guard behind him. "Don't you think it's weird?"

"No sir." The guard stood stoically. "I think it's just, because of where they're from, the magic of Equestria is making them more helpful."

"Yeah, if that were true, they would have gotten their marks, wouldn't they?" Asked Trevor. "Ponies like these have been brainwashed to ..." Trevor stopped himself. He didn't risk it.

"You know what, never mind. I'm just gonna go." Trevor turned around to trot away, only to have another new pony
stop him.

"Good after noon sir." He said, somewhat official like. "Have you praised Celestia today?"

"Ahh yes, Heil Herr Celestia" Is what Trevor wanted to say so badly. But he held his tongue. "Yes sir, I think I did."

"Well, do it again please. Every pony seems to have a unique way of praising her, so if you could please?" The pony was inches away from Trevor's face.

"Yeah, no I'm not doing that. Why don't you ask them?" Trevor motioned to the two ponies behind him.

"I've already asked those two. Please sir, if you would."

Trevor was stuck, he hated Celestia more than anything he ever hated. He vowed that he would never speak anything positive about her.

"Uh... I-" Trevor tried to make an excuse. The pony was getting closer. The two new ponies were trying to help the other, instigating Trevor to praise.

And then, Trevor felt something, deep inside himself. He felt a familiar burning.

"Sir?"

A burning that grew and grew with every sound and sight around him.

"Sir, you're shaking, are you okay?"

Trevor liked this burning, he missed it dearly.

"I'm taking you to a hospit-"

He let the fire take him.

"YOU'RE NOT FUCKING TOUCHING ME!" He shouted. He headbutted the pony in front of him, sending him down. He turned around to see the two ponies in shock and the guard with his spear at the ready.

"YEAH, I SAID FUCK, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT, YOU COCK SUCKING SHITS!?"

"Sir, please calm down!" The guard yelled.

"OR WHAT, YOU GONNA FUCKING KILL ME!? YOU'D BE DOING ME A FUCKING FAVOR YOU CUNT! I DOUBT YOU'D FUCKING BE ABLE TOO, YOU FUCKING PUSSY!"

"I will not hesitate to put you down if I have too!"

"THEN FUCKING DO IT! I DON'T WANNA SPEND ANOTHER MINUTE AS A FUCKING HORSE! DO IT, COME ON YOU FAGGOT, DO IT!" Trevor inched his way closer to the guard as he threatened.

"Sir, you need to step back or I will kill you!"

"YOU'D BETTER FUCKING DO IT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, OR I'M GONNA TAKE THAT FUCKING SPEAR AND CUT OPEN YOUR FUCKING NECK!" Trevor was getting closer.

"You forced me to do this!" The guard shoved the spear towards Trevor, but he managed to dodge it. Trevor grabbed the spear before the guard could pull it back, and yanked it out of his hooves.

"YEAH, WHO'S THE BIG MAN NOW!?" Before the guard could react, Trevor shoved the spear into his neck, pulling across the side. Blood seemed to pour endlessly as some splattered across Trevor's face. "Mmm, I missed that feeling." Trevor looked to the two ponies.

"BOO!" Trevor laughed as the two ponies started sprinting the other direction.

"Somebody call the guard, he's crazy!" One of them shouted.

He turned around to see the other pony still on the ground, nursing his head. The pony moved his head up to look around, and saw the dead guard, and Trevor with a spear.

"TOO LATE TOO RUN, THANKS FOR PLAYING!" Trevor shouted, as he stabbed the pony in his underbelly. He pulled out, and stabbed again, and again, and again. The pony died of shock long before Trevor was done stabbing him. Blood painted the sidewalk, and pooled into the gutter.

"Ahh, it feels so good to kill again." Trevor said maniacally as he licked the tip of his spear. "Wish I was doing it with a gun, but this'll do."

"You there, stop!" He heard. He looked around, and saw three guards galloping towards him. One of them threw his spear, but Trevor dodged it.

"YOU MISSED~, HERE'S YOUR CONSOLATION PRIZE!" When the guard was close enough, Trevor swung the spear like a bat, making sure the pointed end would cut across his throat. It did, and blood gushed out, shocking the other two guards. "HEY, PAY ATTENTION!" Trevor stabbed one of the guards in the eye, causing him to shriek in pain. Trevor twisted and pushed to get to his brain, killing him instantly. Trevor pulled it out, and looked towards the last guard. He had an ax, and though visibly traumatized, managed to gain his senses to fight the insane pony.

He wouldn't do much damage, considering he lost his ax. Confused, he looked around to see if he dropped it.

"Looking for this, you stupid fuck?" The guard saw Trevor, holding his ax.

"Oh, screw this." The guard said. Trevor just now realized the guard was a pegasus, and he started to take off.

"GET BACK DOWN HERE YOU COWARD!" Trevor picked up one of the many spears around him, and chucked it towards the guard. It clipped his wing, and he crashed down on to the street.

Trevor ran over to the guard, holding his ax high in the air.

"No, no please, OH PLEASE N-" The ax swung down, going through his neck in one clean swipe.

"Aah, now that that's done." Trevor looked around, already starting to calm down. He looked up for more pegasus guards, only to see the long spires of the castle.

The castle...

Celestia...

The fire in him was building again.

"YOU'D BETTER WATCH OUT CELESTIA!" He screamed into the sky. "BECAUSE NOTHING IS GOING TO STOP ME! NOT THE ELEMENTS OF HARMONY! NOT YOUR ARMY OF PUPPETS! NOTHING!"

"AND YOU! ARE GOING! TO DIE!"

Author's Notes:

>inb4 2edgy4me